| 歌曲 | Bagged Me a Homer |
| 歌手 | Beverly D'Angelo |
| 歌手 | YoungStar |
| 歌手 | Homer/Marge |
| 专辑 | Songs in the Key of Springfield |
| [00:00.50] | Studio Chief:Uh, this studio has a lot of history. |
| [00:02.30] | Buddy Holly stood here in 1958 and said, |
| [00:04.47] | "There is no way in Hell that I'm gonna record in this dump." |
| [00:08.10] | Homer:I'm sure Lurleen will love it. |
| [00:10.14] | Marge:Homer, how much did you just give that man?! |
| [00:12.88] | Homer:Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going to go into hock for this. |
| [00:17.20] | Lurleen:Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be— |
| [00:21.74] | Marge:Mrs. Homer Simpson! |
| [00:23.59] | Lurleen:Charmed. |
| [00:26.50] | Marge: Thought you said she was overweight. |
| [00:27.39] | Homer:Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen. |
| [00:30.89] | Marge:What does that mean? |
| [00:31.91] | Homer:I don't have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! Come on, people! |
| [00:36.83] | Lurleen:Well, come on, boys, let's break some hearts! |
| [00:43.73] | Oh, the bases were empty |
| [00:45.36] | On the diamond of my heart |
| [00:46.86] | When the coach called me up to the plate. |
| [00:50.70] | I've been swingin' and missin' |
| [00:51.81] | And lovin' and kissin' |
| [00:53.52] | My average was point double eight. |
| [00:56.45] | So I spit on my hands, |
| [00:58.19] | Knockin' dirt from my spikes, |
| [00:59.81] | And pointed right toward centerfield, |
| [01:03.35] | This time, I'm hittin' a home run, |
| [01:06.42] | This time, love is for real. |
| [01:09.69] | I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice |
| [01:12.88] | A lovin' fly for you, |
| [01:16.70] | I've been slumpin' off season, |
| [01:17.71] | But now, I found a reason |
| [01:19.36] | I've struck on a love that is true. |
| [01:22.67] | I used to play the field, |
| [01:25.79] | I used to be a roamer. |
| [01:28.97] | But season's turnin' round for me now. |
| [01:32.26] | I finally bagged me a homer! |
| [01:35.80] | That's right. |
| [01:36.62] | I finally bagged me a homer! |
| [01:40.80] | Sound booth guy:Uh, Lurleen, we're gonna hafta cut you off. |
| [01:41.30] | We're gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track. |
| [02:06.48] | Homer:Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV! |
| [02:09.23] | Lurleen:Oh! Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome! |
| [02:12.66] | Homer:Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment. |
| [00:00.50] | Studio Chief: Uh, this studio has a lot of history. |
| [00:02.30] | Buddy Holly stood here in 1958 and said, |
| [00:04.47] | " There is no way in Hell that I' m gonna record in this dump." |
| [00:08.10] | Homer: I' m sure Lurleen will love it. |
| [00:10.14] | Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man?! |
| [00:12.88] | Homer: Calm down, Marge, it' s just our life savings. I' m not going to go into hock for this. |
| [00:17.20] | Lurleen: Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be |
| [00:21.74] | Marge: Mrs. Homer Simpson! |
| [00:23.59] | Lurleen: Charmed. |
| [00:26.50] | Marge: Thought you said she was overweight. |
| [00:27.39] | Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen. |
| [00:30.89] | Marge: What does that mean? |
| [00:31.91] | Homer: I don' t have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! Come on, people! |
| [00:36.83] | Lurleen: Well, come on, boys, let' s break some hearts! |
| [00:43.73] | Oh, the bases were empty |
| [00:45.36] | On the diamond of my heart |
| [00:46.86] | When the coach called me up to the plate. |
| [00:50.70] | I' ve been swingin' and missin' |
| [00:51.81] | And lovin' and kissin' |
| [00:53.52] | My average was point double eight. |
| [00:56.45] | So I spit on my hands, |
| [00:58.19] | Knockin' dirt from my spikes, |
| [00:59.81] | And pointed right toward centerfield, |
| [01:03.35] | This time, I' m hittin' a home run, |
| [01:06.42] | This time, love is for real. |
| [01:09.69] | I' ll slide, I' ll steal, I' ll sacrifice |
| [01:12.88] | A lovin' fly for you, |
| [01:16.70] | I' ve been slumpin' off season, |
| [01:17.71] | But now, I found a reason |
| [01:19.36] | I' ve struck on a love that is true. |
| [01:22.67] | I used to play the field, |
| [01:25.79] | I used to be a roamer. |
| [01:28.97] | But season' s turnin' round for me now. |
| [01:32.26] | I finally bagged me a homer! |
| [01:35.80] | That' s right. |
| [01:36.62] | I finally bagged me a homer! |
| [01:40.80] | Sound booth guy: Uh, Lurleen, we' re gonna hafta cut you off. |
| [01:41.30] | We' re gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track. |
| [02:06.48] | Homer: Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV! |
| [02:09.23] | Lurleen: Oh! Homer! You' re as smart as you are handsome! |
| [02:12.66] | Homer: Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment. |
| [00:00.50] | Studio Chief: zhè gè lù yīn shì yǒu yī duàn yōu jiǔ de lì shǐ |
| [00:02.30] | Buddy Holly zài 1958 nián zhàn zài zhè lǐ shuō |
| [00:04.47] | wǒ jué duì bú huì zài zhè gè lā jī lù yīn shì lù rèn hé dōng xī |
| [00:08.10] | Homer: wǒ xiāng xìn Lurleen huì xǐ huān zhè lǐ de |
| [00:10.14] | Marge: Homer, nǐ gāng gāng gěi le nà gè rén duō shǎo qián? |
| [00:12.88] | Homer: bié jí, Marge, zhǐ shì wǒ men de jī xù ér yǐ, wǒ cái bú huì wèi le zhè ér qù dāng diào dōng xī ne |
| [00:17.20] | Lurleen: hāi Homer shàng xiào! nà zhè wèi yí dìng jiù shì.... |
| [00:21.74] | Marge: Homer Simpson fū rén |
| [00:23.59] | Lurleen: lìng rén zháo mí |
| [00:26.50] | Marge: wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ shuō tā hěn pàng |
| [00:27.39] | Homer: Marge, zhè zhǐ shì liǎng gè huǎng yán, shuō de zài piàn, tīng de yě zài piàn |
| [00:30.89] | Marge: nǐ shuō de shì shén me yì sī? |
| [00:31.91] | Homer: wǒ méi shí jiān huí dá zhèi xiē wèn tí, shí jiān jiù shì jīn qián, kuài xiē, huǒ jì men |
| [00:36.83] | Lurleen: péng yǒu men, ràng wǒ men hāi qǐ lái ba |
| [00:43.73] | běn lái yī qiè dōu shì kòng bái de |
| [00:45.36] | zài wǒ zuàn shí de xīn shàng |
| [00:46.86] | dāng lǐng bān ràng wǒ duān pán zi shǎng qù de nà huì |
| [00:50.70] | wǒ xiàng dàng qiū qiān yí yàng |
| [00:51.81] | cuò guò ài hé wěn |
| [00:53.52] | wǒ de píng jūn fēn yī zhí shì 88 |
| [00:56.45] | suǒ yǐ wǒ tǔ zài wǒ de shǒu shàng |
| [00:58.19] | qiāo zhe gāo gēn xié shàng de wū gòu |
| [00:59.81] | zhǐ chū zhèng què de lù |
| [01:03.35] | zhè gè shí hòu wǒ dǎ le gè běn lěi dǎ |
| [01:06.42] | zhè gè shí hòu ài shì rú cǐ zhēn shí |
| [01:09.69] | wǒ huá wǒ tōu wǒ xī shēng |
| [01:12.88] | wèi le nǐ ér ài |
| [01:16.70] | wǒ dī mí le yī duàn shí jiān |
| [01:17.71] | dàn xiàn zài wǒ zhǎo dào le lǐ yóu |
| [01:19.36] | wǒ zhǎo dào le zhēn ài |
| [01:22.67] | wǒ yǐ qián cháng qù dǎ qiú |
| [01:25.79] | wǒ yǐ qián hái shì gè liú làng zhě |
| [01:28.97] | dàn xiàn zài wǒ yǒu gè yuán mǎn de sài jì |
| [01:32.26] | wǒ zhōng yú zhǎo dào le wǒ yí gè jiā |
| [01:35.80] | méi cuò |
| [01:36.62] | wǒ zhōng yú zhǎo dào le wǒ yí gè jiā |
| [01:40.80] | Sound booth guy: è.. Lurleen, wǒ men dé kǎn diào zhè duàn |
| [01:41.30] | wǒ men zài lǐ miàn gēn zōng dào le yī xiē zào yīn |
| [02:06.48] | Homer: nǐ cāi zěn yàng? Lurleen , wǒ zhǎo dào le yí gè diàn shì yǎn chū de jī huì |
| [02:09.23] | Lurleen: ō, homer, nǐ cōng míng dé hé nǐ zhǎng de yí yàng shuài |
| [02:12.66] | Homer: hēi! ō, nǐ shì kuā jiǎng |