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Bart:Hymns here! I got hymns here! |
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Get 'em while they're holy, straight from God's brain to your mouth! |
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Reverend Lovejoy:And now, please rise for our opening hymn, uhhh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly. |
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In the garden da-vida, honey! |
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Doncha know that I love you? |
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In the garden of Eden, baby, |
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Doncha know that I'll always be true. |
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Homer:Hey, Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn? |
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'Congregation':Oh, wonchu come with me-hee-hee |
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And take my hand-a-and? |
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Oh, wonchu come with me-hee-hee |
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Reverend Lovejoy:Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll! |
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Reverend Lovejoy:I know one of you is responsible for this. |
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So repeat after me: "If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell, |
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where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola... |
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Children: "...where fiery demons will crush me in the back..." |
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"...where my soul will be chopped into confetti, |
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strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers..." |
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"...where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds." |
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Milhouse:Bart did it! That Bart right there! |
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Bart:Milhouse! |
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Reverend Lovejoy:Milhouse, you did the right thing. |
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Bart, come with me for punishment. You, too, Snitchy. |
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I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music. |
