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I'm feeling so sick, someone get me a beer |
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My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer |
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My head it really pounds and pounds |
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Records just go round and round |
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Mom and Dad - they just hate my guts |
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The only girls I know are sluts |
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Say I'm deeply troubled |
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Oh I shake my head it just ain't so |
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Daddy beat me with a hose |
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Got kicked out of the Webelos |
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Feeling so groovy |
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I'm feeling so groovy |
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I'm feeling so groovy it sucks |
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Phone's disconnected, hey I'll never learn |
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Just eleven more months 'til my income tax returns |
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I'm really not that dumb you know |
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Got lots of beer and Tuinols |
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Ran over Rin Tin Tin today |
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His Alpo's mine now, hey it's great |
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Say I'm deeply troubled |
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Oh I shake my head it just ain't so |
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Daddy beat me with a hose |
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Kicked out of the Webelos |
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(Chorus) |
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Well I was walking down the street |
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With my head held high |
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Thinking everything was alright |
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When a big fat bird came and shit on my head |
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Man that's the story of my life |
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Feeling so sick, someone get me a beer |
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My life is a shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer |
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I'm not really that dumb you know |
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Got lots of beer and Tuinols |
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Ran over Rin Tin TIn today |
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His Alpo's mine now, hey it's great |
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Say I'm deeply troubled |
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Oh I shake my head it just ain't so |
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I've gone completely out of hand |
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I want Dan Vapid in my band |
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(Chorus) |
