歌曲 | Hard on the Boulevard |
歌手 | Too Short |
专辑 | Short Dog's in the House |
作词 : Shaw | |
Sunshine, convertable tops | |
You call 'em rags, we call 'em drops | |
You ride black walls, we ride vogues | |
You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes | |
You say i'm fake, i say you're smoking | |
I'm just a mack named $hort from oakland | |
Just like a tag team wrestling tip | |
With a nasty bitch, then the homie switch | |
Bitch, ain't getting nothing but a lesson taught | |
If your pimping ain't strong, it's not my fault | |
Hoes start choosing, wouldn't give 'em a break | |
I pull out my old white too $hort tape | |
I'm playing "dope fiend beat" and the shit still hits | |
Trying to stick my dick all in them lips | |
She said "no, i never did it before" | |
Well you ain't the bitch i'm looking for | |
Cause she's rich and thick and chocolate | |
Wouldn't hesitate to lick my dick | |
All my parters say "$hort what's up?" | |
See me with a bitch with a big-ass butt | |
I don't answer, i start laughing | |
Nothing going on but the oaktown macking | |
Laying it right, all damn night | |
Hoes getting sprung like they smoking the pipe | |
El dorado, mazeratti | |
Nothing but freaks with fine bodies | |
I love to roll my mercedes benz | |
I'm nothing but a player like all my friends | |
So when you call me fake, be for real | |
The call me short dog cause i'm hard as hell | |
Hope your girlfriend's name ain't linelle | |
I screwed her last night in a cheap motel | |
Like i told my crew, when the toss up's chill | |
Humping like a chevy rolling down foothill | |
Get off the pipe fool, stop cracking | |
Be like short dog and start macking | |
T double o s-h-o-r-t | |
I go solo, can't nobody fuck with me | |
I'll just kick back counting my bank | |
No cokes smoking, just potent dank | |
Funky fresh on the microphone | |
When you spin that wax, it's not the same ol' song | |
Round and round it goes, where it stops no one knows | |
You see me at the clubs catching all the hoes | |
I don't drink vodka, i do drink gin | |
I like to get a blowjob from your girlfriend | |
Cause i'm macking, baby, you know that's right | |
I'm from the oaktown, straight eastside | |
I got all my game from east oakland streets | |
Now motherfuck you damn shit-haired freaks | |
I go on and on as i sing my song | |
If you're tender and young, i fuck you all night long | |
I'm not a no-good punk, i didn't make you flunk | |
I didn't tell the whole world your pussy stunk | |
I cut you slack in my rap, i could've macked your mother | |
But life is too $hort so i kept it undercover | |
I'm so damn hard, on the boulevard | |
Hoes ain't tripping on me, they wanna fuck my car | |
Freak nasty don't trip, to me it ain't shit | |
You can suck my dick with some fat hoe lips | |
Riding in a caddy with the top let down | |
California sunshine, cruising the town | |
On the boulevard, maybe drop my top | |
If you're feeling hot, don't even stop | |
Cause it feels so good, i'm oh so sprung | |
They way you work that tongue, it just makes me cum | |
I told all my homies, all about | |
The way i bust big nuts, in your mouth | |
On the boulevard, we're riding oh so real | |
Not skyline, i'm talking about foothill | |
And when it ended, you know what happened | |
I'm so hard i just can't stop macking | |
I know i gotta stop sooner, but i'll stop later | |
They call me short dog, i'm nothing but a player | |
I know what she's thinking, "i'm falling in love" | |
But there's another freak i'm thinking of | |
She's got long long hair, she's not like you though | |
She'll do whatever i say, she'll even be my hoe | |
Cause i don't wanna get married, i'd rather freak mary | |
Make good love and i do mean very | |
Wherever i go, it's the same old case | |
Same damn thing all over the place | |
(nothing but bitches) tight-ass jeans to pose in | |
I used to ride the strip trying to catch the hoes | |
They wasn't choosing, nope not these hoes | |
They wanted big time vettes, riding brand new vouges | |
So like i said before, i ain't tripping | |
Told myself it's time to stop bullshitting | |
Did the gangster walk, did it like this | |
Walked up to a girl and i called her a bitch | |
I said "my name is $hort, i don't play games | |
I only play young bitches, now what's your name?" | |
She said "i wouldn't tell you in all my life | |
You're just a little thug, you're not my type" | |
I said "i'm sir too $hort, couldn't be no punk" | |
East oaktown is where i'm from | |
You see wherever i go, it's the same old case | |
Same damn thing all over the place | |
(nothing but bitches) mad cause i told the truth | |
I'm calling you one and you can call me, too | |
Call me too $hort, call me "too thin" | |
But you wouldn't get a dime out of this pimp | |
So just give it up baby and i'll run right through ya | |
Maybe just maybe i'll come back to ya | |
Like too clean, i'm riding cadillac | |
I hit the strip, turn around, and come right back | |
See i'm a big mack, and every bitch in sight | |
Says "is that short dog sitting at a red light?" |
zuò cí : Shaw | |
Sunshine, convertable tops | |
You call ' em rags, we call ' em drops | |
You ride black walls, we ride vogues | |
You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes | |
You say i' m fake, i say you' re smoking | |
I' m just a mack named hort from oakland | |
Just like a tag team wrestling tip | |
With a nasty bitch, then the homie switch | |
Bitch, ain' t getting nothing but a lesson taught | |
If your pimping ain' t strong, it' s not my fault | |
Hoes start choosing, wouldn' t give ' em a break | |
I pull out my old white too hort tape | |
I' m playing " dope fiend beat" and the shit still hits | |
Trying to stick my dick all in them lips | |
She said " no, i never did it before" | |
Well you ain' t the bitch i' m looking for | |
Cause she' s rich and thick and chocolate | |
Wouldn' t hesitate to lick my dick | |
All my parters say " hort what' s up?" | |
See me with a bitch with a bigass butt | |
I don' t answer, i start laughing | |
Nothing going on but the oaktown macking | |
Laying it right, all damn night | |
Hoes getting sprung like they smoking the pipe | |
El dorado, mazeratti | |
Nothing but freaks with fine bodies | |
I love to roll my mercedes benz | |
I' m nothing but a player like all my friends | |
So when you call me fake, be for real | |
The call me short dog cause i' m hard as hell | |
Hope your girlfriend' s name ain' t linelle | |
I screwed her last night in a cheap motel | |
Like i told my crew, when the toss up' s chill | |
Humping like a chevy rolling down foothill | |
Get off the pipe fool, stop cracking | |
Be like short dog and start macking | |
T double o short | |
I go solo, can' t nobody fuck with me | |
I' ll just kick back counting my bank | |
No cokes smoking, just potent dank | |
Funky fresh on the microphone | |
When you spin that wax, it' s not the same ol' song | |
Round and round it goes, where it stops no one knows | |
You see me at the clubs catching all the hoes | |
I don' t drink vodka, i do drink gin | |
I like to get a blowjob from your girlfriend | |
Cause i' m macking, baby, you know that' s right | |
I' m from the oaktown, straight eastside | |
I got all my game from east oakland streets | |
Now motherfuck you damn shithaired freaks | |
I go on and on as i sing my song | |
If you' re tender and young, i fuck you all night long | |
I' m not a nogood punk, i didn' t make you flunk | |
I didn' t tell the whole world your pussy stunk | |
I cut you slack in my rap, i could' ve macked your mother | |
But life is too hort so i kept it undercover | |
I' m so damn hard, on the boulevard | |
Hoes ain' t tripping on me, they wanna fuck my car | |
Freak nasty don' t trip, to me it ain' t shit | |
You can suck my dick with some fat hoe lips | |
Riding in a caddy with the top let down | |
California sunshine, cruising the town | |
On the boulevard, maybe drop my top | |
If you' re feeling hot, don' t even stop | |
Cause it feels so good, i' m oh so sprung | |
They way you work that tongue, it just makes me cum | |
I told all my homies, all about | |
The way i bust big nuts, in your mouth | |
On the boulevard, we' re riding oh so real | |
Not skyline, i' m talking about foothill | |
And when it ended, you know what happened | |
I' m so hard i just can' t stop macking | |
I know i gotta stop sooner, but i' ll stop later | |
They call me short dog, i' m nothing but a player | |
I know what she' s thinking, " i' m falling in love" | |
But there' s another freak i' m thinking of | |
She' s got long long hair, she' s not like you though | |
She' ll do whatever i say, she' ll even be my hoe | |
Cause i don' t wanna get married, i' d rather freak mary | |
Make good love and i do mean very | |
Wherever i go, it' s the same old case | |
Same damn thing all over the place | |
nothing but bitches tightass jeans to pose in | |
I used to ride the strip trying to catch the hoes | |
They wasn' t choosing, nope not these hoes | |
They wanted big time vettes, riding brand new vouges | |
So like i said before, i ain' t tripping | |
Told myself it' s time to stop bullshitting | |
Did the gangster walk, did it like this | |
Walked up to a girl and i called her a bitch | |
I said " my name is hort, i don' t play games | |
I only play young bitches, now what' s your name?" | |
She said " i wouldn' t tell you in all my life | |
You' re just a little thug, you' re not my type" | |
I said " i' m sir too hort, couldn' t be no punk" | |
East oaktown is where i' m from | |
You see wherever i go, it' s the same old case | |
Same damn thing all over the place | |
nothing but bitches mad cause i told the truth | |
I' m calling you one and you can call me, too | |
Call me too hort, call me " too thin" | |
But you wouldn' t get a dime out of this pimp | |
So just give it up baby and i' ll run right through ya | |
Maybe just maybe i' ll come back to ya | |
Like too clean, i' m riding cadillac | |
I hit the strip, turn around, and come right back | |
See i' m a big mack, and every bitch in sight | |
Says " is that short dog sitting at a red light?" |