歌曲 | Pimpology |
歌手 | Too Short |
专辑 | Short Dog's in the House |
(pimp):all we want is the money | |
(pimp 2):i keep em' bro. wake up one morning, and, with some money | |
To spend, they go crazy. | |
(verse 1): | |
I'm going to tell you a story in stereo, | |
About the pimping game, that you should know. | |
But if you don't, it's alright. | |
Cause i'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night. | |
When i was 3 years old, | |
Straight pimp game i was told. | |
My daddy sent me to pimp school. | |
In this man's world, you can't be no fool. | |
If a pimp is what you wanna be, | |
You're gonna have to learn pimpology. | |
Pimpology: a pimp's profession. | |
Can't be effected by the great depression. | |
So if you want to be giant sized, | |
Come to my school. get pimp-matized. | |
In your school, what do they teach? | |
English, math, and history. | |
Pimpin' game, you can learn. | |
And if you do, you will earn | |
A pimp diploma, just for you | |
For learning what you're taught when you come to school. | |
Lesson 1, you should know: | |
Never fall in love, with your ho. | |
Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing: | |
Act cool. | |
Lesson 3: | |
Don't be a trick. if she's poor, if she's rich, | |
If your game is soft or hard, | |
It shouldn't take long to break the broad. | |
Lesson 4: | |
Keep ya ho. it's the most important thing to know. | |
'cause i pimp or die. i'm like the mack: | |
Riding around oakland in a cadillac. | |
But on the other hand, if you can't pimp | |
And the hos keep treating you like a simp, | |
I don't know what to say about you boys. | |
You better go to the store and buy some toys. | |
'cause you can't play this game. | |
(pimp talking): | |
Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y' hear? | |
(verse 2): | |
Now you heard my story in stereo: | |
About the pimpin' game, that you should know. | |
And if you don't, it's alright, | |
'cause i'll be spittin' this game to ya all damn night. | |
I'm short dog. ain't nothing nice. | |
I never rap fake when i'm on the mic. | |
I ride around town in a clean benz. | |
Never ever frontin' on my real cool friends. | |
My zodiac sign is a taurus the bull. | |
I drink old english, and i do get full. | |
If you're wondering why i don't stop my rap, | |
'cause other mc's can't rock like that. | |
My music flows like domino's. | |
I pimp these hoes that's how it goes. | |
Tenders on my beeper all day and night. | |
I'm a true blue player homeboy. that's right. | |
O-a-k-l-a-n-d: | |
That's where i rain, top dog mc. | |
Too short, baby, on the microphone. | |
I work more tails. i don't take freaks home. | |
Man, they start trippin' when they think your rich. | |
Met her yesterday. all on my tip. | |
It's not hard to believe. but that's how it goes. | |
I'm burning rubber on these hoes like vogues. | |
Check out my style. baby don't stop. | |
If you can't call me short, just call me dog. | |
Black is my color. i have no other. nothing else will do. | |
I've got a black car, black bed, black tv. | |
I've even got a silk black suit. | |
Dangerous music, and the dangerous crew, | |
Oakland, ca, and the playboy too. | |
West coast rapping al over the place. | |
Too short, baby, all in your face. | |
I rap so hard#you can't stop me. | |
My last album sold a million copies. | |
Me and the maestro, laying the beat. | |
Dj scratches from my homeboy pete. | |
Dangerous music is what you hear. | |
A new lp, every year. | |
You know we rolling. can't be faking. | |
We come through, and all your girls, we're taking. | |
You know we're rolling. don't do no simpin'. | |
Oaktown players, strictly pimpin', baby. | |
My name is short. just what you've been looking for. | |
Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase. | |
Up in the hills, trying to find my place. | |
Getting lost, getting tossed, getting found and clowned. | |
Every time you see short baby, you get down. | |
'cause the raps i make are the raps you like. | |
The way sir too short rocks the mic. | |
It's a one of a kind, rapping style. | |
Have the freaks in the crowd, going wild. | |
For when i spit my rhyme, i just don't quit. | |
Grab the microphone, and just make me rich. | |
(pimp 1): it was $35, 000. | |
(pimp 2): $35,000 cash money? | |
(pimp 1): no. i get 1. $35, 000 plus 1, right? | |
(pimp 2): the one i gave you? | |
(pimp 1): no, i gave you 6 alright. i had 1. now $35,000 plus 6 | |
Right. | |
Now $35, 000 plus 1, plus 6 makes 7. | |
$35, 000 plus 7, right. motha fucka, can you buy that? |
pimp: all we want is the money | |
pimp 2: i keep em' bro. wake up one morning, and, with some money | |
To spend, they go crazy. | |
verse 1: | |
I' m going to tell you a story in stereo, | |
About the pimping game, that you should know. | |
But if you don' t, it' s alright. | |
Cause i' ll be spittin' this game to you all damn night. | |
When i was 3 years old, | |
Straight pimp game i was told. | |
My daddy sent me to pimp school. | |
In this man' s world, you can' t be no fool. | |
If a pimp is what you wanna be, | |
You' re gonna have to learn pimpology. | |
Pimpology: a pimp' s profession. | |
Can' t be effected by the great depression. | |
So if you want to be giant sized, | |
Come to my school. get pimpmatized. | |
In your school, what do they teach? | |
English, math, and history. | |
Pimpin' game, you can learn. | |
And if you do, you will earn | |
A pimp diploma, just for you | |
For learning what you' re taught when you come to school. | |
Lesson 1, you should know: | |
Never fall in love, with your ho. | |
Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing: | |
Act cool. | |
Lesson 3: | |
Don' t be a trick. if she' s poor, if she' s rich, | |
If your game is soft or hard, | |
It shouldn' t take long to break the broad. | |
Lesson 4: | |
Keep ya ho. it' s the most important thing to know. | |
' cause i pimp or die. i' m like the mack: | |
Riding around oakland in a cadillac. | |
But on the other hand, if you can' t pimp | |
And the hos keep treating you like a simp, | |
I don' t know what to say about you boys. | |
You better go to the store and buy some toys. | |
' cause you can' t play this game. | |
pimp talking: | |
Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y' hear? | |
verse 2: | |
Now you heard my story in stereo: | |
About the pimpin' game, that you should know. | |
And if you don' t, it' s alright, | |
' cause i' ll be spittin' this game to ya all damn night. | |
I' m short dog. ain' t nothing nice. | |
I never rap fake when i' m on the mic. | |
I ride around town in a clean benz. | |
Never ever frontin' on my real cool friends. | |
My zodiac sign is a taurus the bull. | |
I drink old english, and i do get full. | |
If you' re wondering why i don' t stop my rap, | |
' cause other mc' s can' t rock like that. | |
My music flows like domino' s. | |
I pimp these hoes that' s how it goes. | |
Tenders on my beeper all day and night. | |
I' m a true blue player homeboy. that' s right. | |
Oakland: | |
That' s where i rain, top dog mc. | |
Too short, baby, on the microphone. | |
I work more tails. i don' t take freaks home. | |
Man, they start trippin' when they think your rich. | |
Met her yesterday. all on my tip. | |
It' s not hard to believe. but that' s how it goes. | |
I' m burning rubber on these hoes like vogues. | |
Check out my style. baby don' t stop. | |
If you can' t call me short, just call me dog. | |
Black is my color. i have no other. nothing else will do. | |
I' ve got a black car, black bed, black tv. | |
I' ve even got a silk black suit. | |
Dangerous music, and the dangerous crew, | |
Oakland, ca, and the playboy too. | |
West coast rapping al over the place. | |
Too short, baby, all in your face. | |
I rap so hard you can' t stop me. | |
My last album sold a million copies. | |
Me and the maestro, laying the beat. | |
Dj scratches from my homeboy pete. | |
Dangerous music is what you hear. | |
A new lp, every year. | |
You know we rolling. can' t be faking. | |
We come through, and all your girls, we' re taking. | |
You know we' re rolling. don' t do no simpin'. | |
Oaktown players, strictly pimpin', baby. | |
My name is short. just what you' ve been looking for. | |
Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase. | |
Up in the hills, trying to find my place. | |
Getting lost, getting tossed, getting found and clowned. | |
Every time you see short baby, you get down. | |
' cause the raps i make are the raps you like. | |
The way sir too short rocks the mic. | |
It' s a one of a kind, rapping style. | |
Have the freaks in the crowd, going wild. | |
For when i spit my rhyme, i just don' t quit. | |
Grab the microphone, and just make me rich. | |
pimp 1: it was 35, 000. | |
pimp 2: 35, 000 cash money? | |
pimp 1: no. i get 1. 35, 000 plus 1, right? | |
pimp 2: the one i gave you? | |
pimp 1: no, i gave you 6 alright. i had 1. now 35, 000 plus 6 | |
Right. | |
Now 35, 000 plus 1, plus 6 makes 7. | |
35, 000 plus 7, right. motha fucka, can you buy that? |