| 歌曲 | The Irish Ballad |
| 歌手 | Tom Lehrer |
| 专辑 | Songs & More Songs by Tom Lehrer |
| [00:02.747] | (Piano Intro) |
| [00:08.543] | About a maid I'll sing a song, sing rikkity tikkity tin, |
| [00:12.952] | About a maid I'll sing a song, |
| [00:15.229] | Who didn't have her family long, |
| [00:18.072] | Not only did she do them wrong, |
| [00:21.617] | She did every one of them in, them in, |
| [00:25.445] | She did every one of them in. |
| [00:29.125] | One morning in a fit of pique, |
| [00:33.667] | One morning in a fit of pique, |
| [00:35.794] | She drowned her father in the creek, |
| [00:38.303] | The water tasted bad for a week, |
| [00:42.006] | And we had to make do with Gin, with Gin, |
| [00:45.830] | We had to make do with Gin. |
| [00:49.445] | Her mother she could never stand, |
| [00:53.945] | Her mother she could never stand, |
| [00:56.231] | And so a cyanide soup she planned, |
| [00:59.309] | The mother died with a spoon in her hand, |
| [01:03.303] | And her face in a hideous grin, a grin, |
| [01:07.548] | Her face in a hideous grin. |
| [01:11.105] | She set her sister's hair on fire, |
| [01:15.548] | She set her sister's hair on fire, |
| [01:17.840] | And as the smoke and flame rose higher, |
| [01:20.460] | Danced around the funeral pyre, |
| [01:24.224] | Playing a violin, -olin, |
| [01:27.823] | Playing a violin. |
| [01:30.043] | (This verse faster) |
| [01:31.267] | She weighted her brother down with stones, |
| [01:34.722] | She weighted her brother down with stones, |
| [01:36.634] | And sent him off to Davy Jones, |
| [01:38.711] | All they ever found were some bones, |
| [01:42.565] | And occasional pieces of skin, of skin, |
| [01:47.364] | Occasional pieces of skin. |
| [01:50.915] | One day when she had nothing to do, |
| [01:55.104] | One day when she had nothing to do, |
| [01:57.522] | She cut her baby brother in two, |
| [01:59.759] | And served him up as an Irish Stew, |
| [02:03.560] | And invited the neighbours in, -bours in, |
| [02:06.993] | Invited the neighbours in. |
| [02:11.623] | And when at last the police came by, |
| [02:15.983] | And when at last the police came by, |
| [02:18.249] | Her little pranks she did not deny, |
| [02:21.299] | To do so she would have had to lie, |
| [02:24.793] | And lying she knew was a sin, a sin, |
| [02:28.505] | Lying she knew was a sin. |
| [02:31.767] | (This verse faster) |
| [02:34.206] | My tragic tale I won't prolong, |
| [02:38.600] | My tragic tale I won't prolong, |
| [02:40.849] | And if you do not enjoy my song, |
| [02:43.998] | You've yourselves to blame if it's too long, |
| [02:48.280] | You should never have let me begin, begin, |
| [02:51.767] | You should never have let me begin. |
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| [00:08.543] | wǒ yào chàng yī shǒu guān yú yí gè nǚ hái de gē |
| [00:12.952] | wǒ yào chàng yī shǒu guān yú yí gè nǚ hái de gē |
| [00:15.229] | zhè gè nǚ hái yōng yǒu jiā rén de shí jiān hěn duǎn zàn |
| [00:18.072] | tā bù jǐn duì tā men bù hǎo |
| [00:21.617] | hái bǎ tā men měi ge rén dōu shā hài le |
| [00:25.445] | bǎ tā men měi ge rén dōu shā hài le |
| [00:29.125] | yì tiān zǎo chén zài yī zhèn yùn nù zhōng |
| [00:33.667] | yì tiān zǎo chén zài yī zhèn yùn nù zhōng |
| [00:35.794] | tā zài xiǎo xī lǐ yān sǐ le tā de fù qīn |
| [00:38.303] | xiǎo xī de shuǐ fā chòu le yī zhěng zhōu |
| [00:42.006] | suǒ yǐ wǒ men bù dé bù miǎn qiǎng yòng jīn jiǔ jiě kě |
| [00:45.830] | wǒ men bù dé bù miǎn qiǎng yòng jīn jiǔ jiě kě |
| [00:49.445] | tā cóng lái bù néng rěn shòu tā de mǔ qīn |
| [00:53.945] | tā cóng lái bù néng rěn shòu tā de mǔ qīn |
| [00:56.231] | suǒ yǐ tā zuò le yī guō fàng le qíng huà wù de tāng |
| [00:59.309] | tā mǔ qīn sǐ de shí hòu shǒu lǐ ná zhe sháo zi |
| [01:03.303] | bìng qiě tā de liǎn shàng dài zhe zhēng níng de xiào róng |
| [01:07.548] | tā de liǎn shàng dài zhe zhēng níng de xiào róng |
| [01:11.105] | tā bǎ mèi mei de tóu fà diǎn rán |
| [01:15.548] | tā bǎ mèi mei de tóu fà diǎn rán |
| [01:17.840] | dāng yān wù hé huǒ yàn yuè shāo yuè shèng shí |
| [01:20.460] | tā wéi zháo huǒ zàng chái duī tiào wǔ |
| [01:24.224] | hái lā zhe xiǎo tí qín |
| [01:27.823] | lā zhe xiǎo tí qín |
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| [01:31.267] | tā bǎ shí tou bǎng zài dì di shēn shàng shǐ tā xià chén |
| [01:34.722] | tā bǎ shí tou bǎng zài dì di shēn shàng shǐ tā xià chén |
| [01:36.634] | sòng tā qù jiàn le hǎi mó chén rù hǎi dǐ |
| [01:38.711] | rén men néng zhǎo dào de zhǐ yǒu yī xiē gú tou |
| [01:42.565] | ǒu ěr yě yǒu yī xiē pí fū suì piàn |
| [01:47.364] | ǒu ěr yě yǒu yī xiē pí fū suì piàn |
| [01:50.915] | yì tiān tā wú suǒ shì shì |
| [01:55.104] | yì tiān tā wú suǒ shì shì |
| [01:57.522] | tā bǎ hái shì yīng ér de xiǎo dì di qiē chéng le liǎng bàn |
| [01:59.759] | bìng bǎ tā zuò chéng le yī guō ài ěr lán dùn ròu |
| [02:03.560] | rán hòu yāo qǐng lín jū lái fēn xiǎng |
| [02:06.993] | yāo qǐng lín jū lái fēn xiǎng |
| [02:11.623] | zuì hòu jǐng chá lái le |
| [02:15.983] | zuì hòu jǐng chá lái le |
| [02:18.249] | tā méi yǒu fǒu rèn zuò guò zhèi xiē xiǎo è zuò jù |
| [02:21.299] | yīn wèi rú guǒ fǒu rèn tā bì xū yào sā huǎng |
| [02:24.793] | ér tā zhī dào sā huǎng shì zuì è de |
| [02:28.505] | tā zhī dào sā huǎng shì zuì è de |
| [02:31.767] | |
| [02:34.206] | zhè gè bēi jù gù shì wǒ jiǎng wán le |
| [02:38.600] | zhè gè bēi jù gù shì wǒ jiǎng wán le |
| [02:40.849] | rú guǒ nǐ men bù xǐ huān wǒ de gē |
| [02:43.998] | nǐ men dé zé guài nǐ men zì jǐ. rú guǒ tā tài zhǎng le |
| [02:48.280] | nǐ men jiù bù yīng gāi ràng wǒ kāi shǐ |
| [02:51.767] | nǐ men jiù bù yīng gāi ràng wǒ kāi shǐ |
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