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I knew a girl named Nikki |
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I guess you could say she was a sex fiend |
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I met her in a hotel lobby |
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Masturbating with a magazine |
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She said how'd you like to waste some time |
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And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind |
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She took me to her castle |
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And I just couldn't believe my eyes |
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She had so many devices |
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Everything that money could buy |
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She said sign your name on the dotted line |
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The lights went out |
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And Nikki started to grind |
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The castle started spinning |
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Or maybe it was my brain |
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I can't tell you what she did to me |
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But my body will never be the same |
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Her lovin' will kick your behind |
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Oh, she'll show you no mercy |
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But she'll show you how to grind |
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Woke up the next morning |
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Nikki wasn't there |
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I looked all over and all I found |
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Was a phone number on the stairs |
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It said thank you for a funky time |
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Call me up whenever you want to grind... |