| 歌曲 | If a Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up) |
| 歌手 | Vanity 6 |
| 专辑 | Vanity 6 |
| 作词 : Lewis, Vanity Six | |
| Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party? | |
| Call up Jimmy, he's got a car | |
| And what if a girl answers? | |
| Hang up | |
| Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl | |
| Honey, don't U know everyone's Jimmy's girl? | |
| Brenda, I know better than anybody | |
| Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her | |
| Yes | |
| Hello, this is Vanity | |
| Is Jimmy home? | |
| Yes, but he's taking a shower | |
| Oh, I see | |
| Did he just take out the trash? | |
| No, that's somethin' he use 2 do | |
| Now he's taking out me | |
| Oh, I see | |
| Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night | |
| That's OK, U keep 'em | |
| He won't be needin' 'em 2 night | |
| Oh, what's the matter | |
| Is he going swimming? | |
| Why no, we was gonna go | |
| But he said he did that last night | |
| Well sugar, I know about a great party | |
| Why don't U bring us your car? | |
| So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars | |
| Singles? Is that what U think? | |
| Tramp, I'm datin' your dad | |
| Oh, he died about 7 years back | |
| Now ain't that just 2 bad? | |
| Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready | |
| That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy | |
| That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E | |
| Now he's swallowin' me | |
| Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him | |
| Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back? | |
| I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face | |
| I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack | |
| All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head | |
| Now what U think about that? | |
| I think I'd rather wear a wig | |
| Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice | |
| Dogs and cats in my hat | |
| Hey, that's goin' 2 far | |
| Here, give me the phone | |
| Hey tramp, take a bath in puke | |
| What's more, U can kiss where the sun don't shine | |
| If that don't work, we can duke | |
| U see, the only kinda man that would play with U | |
| Is one that plays with himself | |
| None of my friends could stand the sight of U | |
| Much less the smell | |
| And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money | |
| And buy U a brand new face | |
| Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth | |
| And U'd love it cuz U got no taste | |
| And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy | |
| And show him what U look like now | |
| Honey, I'd bet he never come back | |
| Cuz U one ugly cow (Ooh-wee) | |
| Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car | |
| Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star | |
| There's 2 things we can't stand | |
| One's a jive talk man | |
| The other's a jive talk man with no money | |
| Can U dig it? | |
| Click | |
| If a girl answers, don't hang up {x4} | |
| Don't hang up {x8} | |
| If a girl answers, don't hang up, don't hang up {x2} | |
| Don't hang up {repeat 2 fade} |
| zuò cí : Lewis, Vanity Six | |
| Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party? | |
| Call up Jimmy, he' s got a car | |
| And what if a girl answers? | |
| Hang up | |
| Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl | |
| Honey, don' t U know everyone' s Jimmy' s girl? | |
| Brenda, I know better than anybody | |
| Well, if a girl answers, don' t hang up, just talk about her | |
| Yes | |
| Hello, this is Vanity | |
| Is Jimmy home? | |
| Yes, but he' s taking a shower | |
| Oh, I see | |
| Did he just take out the trash? | |
| No, that' s somethin' he use 2 do | |
| Now he' s taking out me | |
| Oh, I see | |
| Well, tell ' em he left his pants over here last night | |
| That' s OK, U keep ' em | |
| He won' t be needin' ' em 2 night | |
| Oh, what' s the matter | |
| Is he going swimming? | |
| Why no, we was gonna go | |
| But he said he did that last night | |
| Well sugar, I know about a great party | |
| Why don' t U bring us your car? | |
| So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars | |
| Singles? Is that what U think? | |
| Tramp, I' m datin' your dad | |
| Oh, he died about 7 years back | |
| Now ain' t that just 2 bad? | |
| Well, that' s how we like ' em tall, stiff and ready | |
| That' s positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy | |
| That' s because he was swallowin' vitamin E | |
| Now he' s swallowin' me | |
| Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him | |
| Why don' t U just tie a mattress 2 your back? | |
| I' m gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face | |
| I' m gonna fall and have a heart attack | |
| All that' s gonna fall is the wig off your head | |
| Now what U think about that? | |
| I think I' d rather wear a wig | |
| Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice | |
| Dogs and cats in my hat | |
| Hey, that' s goin' 2 far | |
| Here, give me the phone | |
| Hey tramp, take a bath in puke | |
| What' s more, U can kiss where the sun don' t shine | |
| If that don' t work, we can duke | |
| U see, the only kinda man that would play with U | |
| Is one that plays with himself | |
| None of my friends could stand the sight of U | |
| Much less the smell | |
| And if I weren' t a lady, I' d take my money | |
| And buy U a brand new face | |
| Then I' d take my underwear and stick it in your mouth | |
| And U' d love it cuz U got no taste | |
| And if that don' t work, call back your dead daddy | |
| And show him what U look like now | |
| Honey, I' d bet he never come back | |
| Cuz U one ugly cow Oohwee | |
| Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car | |
| Cuz as far as I see it, he can' t afford 2 bite the beat of this star | |
| There' s 2 things we can' t stand | |
| One' s a jive talk man | |
| The other' s a jive talk man with no money | |
| Can U dig it? | |
| Click | |
| If a girl answers, don' t hang up x4 | |
| Don' t hang up x8 | |
| If a girl answers, don' t hang up, don' t hang up x2 | |
| Don' t hang up repeat 2 fade |