| 歌曲 | The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything |
| 歌手 | Veggie Tales |
| 专辑 | 25 Favorite Very Veggie Tunes |
| 作曲 : Heinecke, Nawrocki | |
| Arr, arr, arr, arr | |
| We are the pirates who don't do anything | |
| We just stay at home and lay around | |
| And if you ask us to do anything | |
| Well just tell you we don't do anything | |
| But I've never been to Cleveland | |
| And I've never been to Denver | |
| And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul | |
| And I've never been to Moscow | |
| And I've never been to Tampa | |
| And I've never been to Boston in the fall | |
| We are the pirates who don't do anything | |
| We just stay at home and lay around | |
| And if you ask us to do anything | |
| Well just tell you we don't do anything | |
| And I've never hoist the main sail | |
| And I've never swabbed the poop deck | |
| And I've never veer to starboard | |
| Cause I never sail at all | |
| And I've never walked the gangplank | |
| And I've never owned a parrot | |
| And I've never been to Boston in the fall | |
| Cause were the pirates who don't do anything | |
| We just stay at home and lay around | |
| And if you ask us to do anything | |
| Well just tell you we don't do anything | |
| well i've never plucked a rooster | |
| And I'm not too good at ping ball | |
| And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes | |
| Up against the wall | |
| And I've never kissed a chipmunk | |
| And I've never gotten head lice | |
| And I've never been to Boston in the fall | |
| And I've never licked a spark plug | |
| And I've never sniffed a stinkbug | |
| And I've never painted daises | |
| On a big red rubber ball | |
| And I've never bathed in yogurt | |
| And I don't look good in leggings | |
| And I've never been to Boston in the fall! |
| zuò qǔ : Heinecke, Nawrocki | |
| Arr, arr, arr, arr | |
| We are the pirates who don' t do anything | |
| We just stay at home and lay around | |
| And if you ask us to do anything | |
| Well just tell you we don' t do anything | |
| But I' ve never been to Cleveland | |
| And I' ve never been to Denver | |
| And I' ve never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul | |
| And I' ve never been to Moscow | |
| And I' ve never been to Tampa | |
| And I' ve never been to Boston in the fall | |
| We are the pirates who don' t do anything | |
| We just stay at home and lay around | |
| And if you ask us to do anything | |
| Well just tell you we don' t do anything | |
| And I' ve never hoist the main sail | |
| And I' ve never swabbed the poop deck | |
| And I' ve never veer to starboard | |
| Cause I never sail at all | |
| And I' ve never walked the gangplank | |
| And I' ve never owned a parrot | |
| And I' ve never been to Boston in the fall | |
| Cause were the pirates who don' t do anything | |
| We just stay at home and lay around | |
| And if you ask us to do anything | |
| Well just tell you we don' t do anything | |
| well i' ve never plucked a rooster | |
| And I' m not too good at ping ball | |
| And I' ve never thrown my mashed potatoes | |
| Up against the wall | |
| And I' ve never kissed a chipmunk | |
| And I' ve never gotten head lice | |
| And I' ve never been to Boston in the fall | |
| And I' ve never licked a spark plug | |
| And I' ve never sniffed a stinkbug | |
| And I' ve never painted daises | |
| On a big red rubber ball | |
| And I' ve never bathed in yogurt | |
| And I don' t look good in leggings | |
| And I' ve never been to Boston in the fall! |