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I'm just a lonesome traveler, The Great Historical Bum. |
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Highly educated from history I have come. |
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I built the Rock of Ages, 'twas in the Year of One |
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And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done. |
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I worked in the Garden of Eden, that was the year of two, |
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Joined the apple pickers union, I always paid my due; |
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I'm the man that signed the contract to raise the rising sun, |
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And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done. |
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I was straw boss on the Pyramids, the Tower of Babel, too; |
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Opened up the ocean let the migrant children through, |
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I fought a million battles and I never lost a one, |
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And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done. |
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I beat the daring Roman, I beat the daring Turk, |
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Defeated Nero's army with thirty minutes work, |
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I fought the greatest leaders and I licked them everyone |
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And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done. |
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I was in the Revolution when we set the country free; |
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It was me and a couple of Indians that dumped the Boston tea; |
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We won the battle at Valley Forge, the battle of Bully Run; |
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And that was about the biggest thing that man has ever done. |
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There was a man across the ocean, I guess you knew him well, |
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His name is Adolf Hitler, goddam his soul to hell; |
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We kicked him in the panzers and put him on the run, |
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And that'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done. |
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I built mines and mills and factories to run for Uncle Sam; |
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I turned th' ploughs and wheels to feed my soldiers in your lands;(? |
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This Nazi job's a tough 'un, it'll take us everyone, |
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'Cause this will be the biggest thing that man has ever done. |
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There's warehouse guys and teamsters and guys that skin the cats |
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Guys that run my steel mill, my furnace and my blast |
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We'll stop the Axis rattlesnakes and thieves of old Nippon |
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And that'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done. |
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I'd better quit my talking, 'cause I told you all I know, |
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But please remember, pardner, wherever you may go, |
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The people is digging Hitler's grave, and when the job is done |
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That'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done.Yeah! |
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That'll be the biggest thing that man has ever done. |
