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Why can't a dish break a hammer? |
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Why oh why oh why?!' |
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Cause a hammer's a hard head. |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye. |
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Why, oh why, oh why oh, why? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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Because because because because |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why can't a bird eat an elephant? |
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Why, oh why, oh why?' |
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Cause an elephant's got a pretty hard skin. |
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Goodby goodbye goodbye. |
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Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar? |
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Why, oh why, oh why?' |
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Cause a mouse's stomach could never get big enough to hold a streetcar. |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye. |
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Why does a horn make music? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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Because the horn-blower blows it. |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why does a cow drink water? |
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Tell me why n why? |
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Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me or anybody else. |
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Goodye goodbye goodbye. |
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Why don't you answer my questions? |
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Why, oh why, oh why?' |
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Cause I don't know the answers. |
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Goodby goodbye goodbye. |
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What make the landlord take money? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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I don't know that one myself. |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye. |
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Why's there no pennies for ice cream |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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You put all the pennies in the telephone. |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye. |
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Why can't a rabbit chase an eagle? |
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Tell me why, oh why?' |
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Cause the last rabbit that took out and chased after an eagle didn't comeout so good and that's why rabbits don't chase after eagles that's all |
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Iknow about rabbits and eagles? |
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Because because because. |
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Why ain't my grandpa my grandma? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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Same reason your dad's not your mommy. |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye. |
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Why couldn't the wind blow backwards? |
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Why, oh why, oh why?' |
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Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody and if ithurt somebody it'd keep on hurting them |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye. |
