| 歌曲 | One More Minute |
| 歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
| 专辑 | The Essential |
| (constant 'doo wop's in the background throughout the song) | |
| Aahh.... | |
| Well i heard that you're leavin' (leavin') | |
| Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind) | |
| 'cause you found a brand new lover | |
| You decided that i'm not your kind (aahh..) | |
| So i pulled (i pulled) your name out (name out) of my rolodex (oohh..) | |
| And i tore all your pictures in two | |
| And i burned down the malt shop where we used to go | |
| Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo) | |
| That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin' | |
| I'm glad (i'm glad) that you found somebody new | |
| 'cause i'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass | |
| Than spend one more minute with you | |
| I guess i might seem kinda bitter | |
| You got me feeling down in the dumps | |
| 'cause i'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love | |
| And i have to use the self-service pumps | |
| Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase | |
| You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two | |
| 'cause i'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face | |
| Than spend one more minute with you | |
| I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork | |
| Than watch you going out with other men | |
| I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah) | |
| Again and again and again and again and again | |
| Oh, can't you see what i'm tryin' to say, darlin... | |
| I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches) | |
| Shove an icepick under a toenail or two | |
| I'd rather clean all the bathroom in grand central station with my tongue | |
| Than spend one more minute with you | |
| Yes, i'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks | |
| Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue | |
| I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades | |
| Than spend one more minute with you | |
| I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands | |
| And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till i die | |
| Than spend one more minute with you |
| [00:15.344] | wǒ tīng shuō nǐ yào lí kāi |
| [00:21.546] | yào bǎ wǒ pāo zài nǎo hòu |
| [00:28.505] | yīn wèi nǐ yǒu le xīn huān |
| [00:33.149] | nǐ jué de wǒ bú shì nǐ de cài |
| [00:39.313] | suǒ yǐ wǒ cóng míng piàn hé lǐ ná diào le nǐ de míng zì |
| [00:45.579] | rán hòu sī suì le suǒ yǒu nǐ de zhào piān |
| [00:52.003] | shāo diào le wǒ men cháng qù de mài yá jū |
| [00:57.818] | zhǐ yīn wèi zhèi xiē huì ràng wǒ xiǎng qǐ nǐ |
| [01:04.175] | ' nǐ bú huì kàn jiàn wǒ kū qì |
| [01:10.103] | wǒ hěn gāo xìng nǐ yǒu le xīn huān |
| [01:16.466] | yīn wèi wǒ nìng yuàn chī yī bèi zi suì bō lí |
| [01:22.598] | yě bù xiǎng duō huā yī fēn zhōng hé nǐ zài yì qǐ |
| [01:29.693] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ kàn shang qu yǒu xiē tòng kǔ |
| [01:35.557] | nǐ zǒng shì ràng wǒ gǎn dào jǔ sàng |
| [01:41.733] | yīn wèi wǒ gǎn jué bèi dú zì kùn zài ài de jiā yóu zhàn |
| [01:47.518] | zhǐ néng shǐ yòng nà zì zhù shì bèng |
| [01:53.750] | ō qīn ài de, ràng wǒ lái bāng nǐ ná shǒu tí xiāng |
| [01:59.660] | wǒ de xīn bú huì zài bèi nǐ shāng hài le |
| [02:05.992] | yīn wèi wǒ nìng yuàn zài liǎn shàng qiē shí wàn zhāng zhǐ |
| [02:12.272] | yě bù xiǎng duō huā yī fēn zhōng hé nǐ zài yì qǐ |
| [02:18.990] | wǒ nìng yuàn yòng chā zǐ huà kāi wǒ de cháng zi |
| [02:24.791] | yě bù yuàn kàn zhe nǐ hé bié de nán rén lí kāi |
| [02:31.080] | wǒ nìng yuàn shǒu zhǐ bèi mén jiā |
| [02:37.913] | yī biàn yī biàn yòu yī biàn |
| [02:42.541] | ō nǐ míng bái wǒ de yì sī ma |
| [02:44.326] | wǒ nìng yuàn ràng shuǐ zhì xī wǒ de xuè |
| [02:49.688] | zài zhǐ jiǎ xià sāi yí gè bīng hú |
| [02:55.685] | nìng yuàn yòng shé tou qù dǎ sǎo zhōng yāng chē zhàn de měi gè wèi shēng jiān |
| [03:02.282] | yě bù xiǎng duō huā yī fēn zhōng hé nǐ zài yì qǐ |
| [03:08.506] | wǒ nìng yuàn guāng zhe shēn zi tiào jìn yī duī tú dīng |
| [03:14.398] | huò yòng jiāo shuǐ bǎ wǒ de bí kǒng fēng zhù |
| [03:20.535] | wǒ nìng yuàn tiào jìn mǎn shì shuāng rèn tì xū dāo de yóu yǒng chí |
| [03:27.209] | yě bù xiǎng duō huā yī fēn zhōng hé nǐ zài yì qǐ |
| [03:32.945] | wǒ nìng yuàn tú shǒu jiāng xīn zàng wā chū lái |
| [03:38.079] | rán hòu rēng zài dì shàng cǎi tà zhí dào wǒ sǐ |
| [03:42.325] | yě bù xiǎng duō huā yī fēn zhōng hé nǐ zài yì qǐ |