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[00:10.52]	Once there was this kid who
[00:15.55]	Took a trip to Singapore
[00:17.69]	And brought along his spraypaint
[00:20.38]	And when he finally came back
[00:25.67]	He had cane marks all over his bottom
[00:34.28]	He said that it was from when
[00:36.87]	The warden whacked it so hard
[00:43.24]	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[00:45.74]	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[00:53.31]	Once there was this girl who
[00:58.33]	Swore that one day she would be
[01:00.77]	A figure skating champion
[01:03.31]	And when she finally made it
[01:08.38]	She saw some other girl who was better
[01:17.19]	So she hired some guy
[01:19.43]	To club her in the knee cap
[01:26.01]	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[01:28.50]	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[01:36.08]	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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[01:46.73]	They got paid for their sound-bites
[01:51.83]	And sold their
[01:53.62]	TV movie rights
[02:00.04]	And then there was this guy who
[02:05.13]	Made his wife so mad one night
[02:07.42]	That she cut off his weiner
[02:09.86]	And when he finally came to
[02:15.19]	He found that
[02:18.45]	little Mr. Happy was missing
[02:24.14]	He couldn't quite explain
[02:25.93]	It had always just been there
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[02:35.39]	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[02:42.90]	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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[00:10.52]	céng jīng yǒu nà me gè xiǎo huǒ zi
[00:15.55]	qù xīn jiā pō zǒu le yī tàng
[00:17.69]	hái dài zhe tā de pēn qī
[00:20.38]	zài tā huí lái de shí hòu
[00:25.67]	tā de pì gǔ bù mǎn le téng tiáo hén
[00:34.28]	tā shuō nà dōu shì lái zì
[00:36.87]	jiān yù zhǎng de kù xíng
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[00:53.31]	céng jīng yǒu nà me gè nǚ hái
[00:58.33]	fā shì zǒng yǒu yì tiān tā huì chéng wéi
[01:00.77]	ná dào liū bīng guàn jūn de rén
[01:03.31]	zài tā zhōng yú zuò dào de shí hòu
[01:08.38]	tā kàn dào yǒu lìng yí gè nǚ hái bǐ tā hái chū sè
[01:17.19]	yú shì tā jiù qǐng le xiē rén
[01:19.43]	qù dǎ shāng tā de xī gài
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[01:46.73]	tā men dōu yīn zhèi xiē shì jiàn shòu huì le
[01:51.83]	hái bǎ gù shì de shǐ yòng quán
[01:53.62]	mài gěi le diàn shì diàn yǐng
[02:00.04]	zhī hòu yòu yǒu nà me yí gè jiā huo
[02:05.13]	ràng tā de lǎo pó shēng qì dào
[02:07.42]	zài yì tiān yè lǐ bǎ tā yān le
[02:09.86]	dāng tā zhōng yú shuì xǐng de shí hòu
[02:15.19]	tā fā xiàn
[02:18.45]	" huān lè xiān shēng" bú jiàn le
[02:24.14]	tā méi fǎ jiě shì zhè yī qiè
[02:25.93]	yīn wèi tā yī zhí yǐ lái dōu dāi zài nà a
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