| [00:00.78] | 悟空：ONLY YOU |
| [00:04.11] | 当当当当当当当 |
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| [00:06.91] | 唐僧：悟空 你终于想明白了 |
| [00:10.37] | 你肯给师父打来电话了吗 |
| [00:13.08] | 为师现在不接你的电话 是为了大家好 |
| [00:17.25] | 我一接 你要付四毛 我要付四毛 |
| [00:21.05] | 悟空：(砰砰!) |
| [00:22.79] | |
| [00:23.04] | 唐僧：你打我干什么 |
| [00:25.05] | 你真的要为师接吗 |
| [00:27.68] | 你要我接你说话嘛 |
| [00:30.07] | 你不说我怎么知道你要我接呢 |
| [00:33.11] | 你要我接我不会不接而不要我接我偏要接 |
| [00:36.97] | 悟空：(我靠！I 服了 YOU) (砰砰!) |
| [00:40.90] | |
| [00:41.94] | 你看你又猴急猴急的嘛 |
| [00:44.78] | 是你给我打的电话嘛 你不要挂 |
| [00:48.07] | 我马上就来接 |
| [00:48.92] | 悟空：你… 闭嘴 |
| [00:49.77] | (枪声) Wooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
| [00:00.78] | wu kong: ONLY YOU |
| [00:04.11] | dang dang dang dang dang dang dang |
| [00:05.89] | |
| [00:06.91] | tang seng: wu kong ni zhong yu xiang ming bai le |
| [00:10.37] | ni ken gei shi fu da lai dian hua le ma |
| [00:13.08] | wei shi xian zai bu jie ni de dian hua shi wei le da jia hao |
| [00:17.25] | wo yi jie ni yao fu si mao wo yao fu si mao |
| [00:21.05] | wu kong: peng peng! |
| [00:22.79] | |
| [00:23.04] | tang seng: ni da wo gan shen me |
| [00:25.05] | ni zhen de yao wei shi jie ma |
| [00:27.68] | ni yao wo jie ni shuo hua ma |
| [00:30.07] | ni bu shuo wo zen me zhi dao ni yao wo jie ne |
| [00:33.11] | ni yao wo jie wo bu hui bu jie er bu yao wo jie wo pian yao jie |
| [00:36.97] | wu kong: wo kao! I fu le YOU peng peng! |
| [00:40.90] | |
| [00:41.94] | ni kan ni you hou ji hou ji de ma |
| [00:44.78] | shi ni gei wo da de dian hua ma ni bu yao gua |
| [00:48.07] | wo ma shang jiu lai jie |
| [00:48.92] | wu kong: ni bi zui |
| [00:49.77] | qiang sheng Wooooooooooooo |
| [00:00.78] | wù kōng: ONLY YOU |
| [00:04.11] | dāng dāng dāng dāng dāng dāng dāng |
| [00:05.89] | |
| [00:06.91] | táng sēng: wù kōng nǐ zhōng yú xiǎng míng bái le |
| [00:10.37] | nǐ kěn gěi shī fù dǎ lái diàn huà le ma |
| [00:13.08] | wèi shī xiàn zài bù jiē nǐ de diàn huà shì wèi le dà jiā hǎo |
| [00:17.25] | wǒ yī jiē nǐ yào fù sì máo wǒ yào fù sì máo |
| [00:21.05] | wù kōng: pēng pēng! |
| [00:22.79] | |
| [00:23.04] | táng sēng: nǐ dǎ wǒ gàn shén me |
| [00:25.05] | nǐ zhēn de yào wèi shī jiē ma |
| [00:27.68] | nǐ yào wǒ jiē nǐ shuō huà ma |
| [00:30.07] | nǐ bù shuō wǒ zěn me zhī dào nǐ yào wǒ jiē ne |
| [00:33.11] | nǐ yào wǒ jiē wǒ bú huì bù jiē ér bú yào wǒ jiē wǒ piān yào jiē |
| [00:36.97] | wù kōng: wǒ kào! I fú le YOU pēng pēng! |
| [00:40.90] | |
| [00:41.94] | nǐ kàn nǐ yòu hóu jí hóu jí de ma |
| [00:44.78] | shì nǐ gěi wǒ dǎ de diàn huà ma nǐ bú yào guà |
| [00:48.07] | wǒ mǎ shàng jiù lái jiē |
| [00:48.92] | wù kōng: nǐ bì zuǐ |
| [00:49.77] | qiāng shēng Wooooooooooooo |
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