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Fill in the blanks without spilling your drinks: |
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My name is _____ and I'm an alcoholic |
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Not for real, but what else do you call this |
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Find me in the clubby |
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Going duper dumby |
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Borrowing your money |
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In the bathroom flask full of iced tea |
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College grad chick straddling me |
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I think that she want me |
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To get up in her tummy |
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That's why they call me "Gutsy" |
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And I be like "Check my Spanish." |
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Mamacita, te necesito |
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Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know |
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I shoot tequila from Costa Rica |
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I gotta tell ya |
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Best friends, you are my fucking best friends |
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Seriously, it's like the best night ever |
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This song, I'm really feeling this song |
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This song, fucking best song everrr |
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It's only midnight, chicks like "Heels off!" |
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Barefooted on the floor playing leapfrog |
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Skittles, Stoli, no juice |
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And roly poly produce |
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That's why they call me "Whoa Dude" |
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"Slow dude" |
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Mamacita, te necesito |
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Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know |
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Margaritas and microwave pizzas |
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I gotta tell ya |
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Best friends, you are my fucking best friends |
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Seriously, it's like the best night ever |
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This song, I'm really feelin' this song |
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This song, fucking best song everrr |
