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Roll with the punches is what I tell |
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To people when things dont go to well |
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When you go for the gold and come back empty |
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When the ups are few and the downs are plenty |
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When you talk with the girl that you always desired |
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You busted a move but the move backfired |
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When life puts you in the little crunches |
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Dont give up |
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You've got to roll with the PUNCHES! |
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Roll it baby! |
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Work- |
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No matter what occupation |
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Any times good time for vacation |
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Everyday's the same you can't believe the monotony |
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So when the weekend comes its like you had a lobotomy |
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You cant do a thing without the boss start yellin' |
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It wouldn't be bad if his breath wasnt smellin' |
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A good days work for a good days pay |
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But thats before uncle sam takes a portion away |
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Now alot of times you feel just like quitin' |
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But without a job your home alone sittin' |
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Checkin the want ads for jobs to fill |
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Watchin soaps, Geraldo and Oprah, and Phil |
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My advice is to roll with with it honey |
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And soon you'll find that you'll be in the money |
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Expense accounts and three martini lunches |
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And thats what you get when you |
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Roll with the Punches |
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Roll it baby- |
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You got to roll with the punches- |
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Roll with it |
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Roll it baby- |
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Lotto |
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Take your chance for a dollar |
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If I win then I'll scream and holla |
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High on the hog is the way to be |
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And its def livinin in the lap of luxury |
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I picked 4 numbers they were all ok |
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For the 5th and 6th I used my birthday |
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But I erased my birthday and said better yet |
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I'll use the birthday of a girlie that I just met. |
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I filled out the ticket gave it a kiss for luck |
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Handed it to the agent |
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With a brand new buck |
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Went home to watch TV on a saturday night |
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4 numbers came up and they were all all right |
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Now what happened next, nearly made me drop dead |
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It wasn't her birthday it was mine instead |
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I said next time I'll just play my hunches |
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But what the heck, I'll just roll with the punches |
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Roll with it.. |
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You got to go with the flow |
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Like this............ |
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Women |
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Let me tell you about em |
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Cant live with them |
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Cant live without em |
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The ones you like only seem to hate you |
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The ones you hate only seem to date you |
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Girls will often tell you |
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You come on too strong |
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You got to take it slow to make the love last long |
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But I say |
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The early bird cathces the worm |
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The late bird gets the gilrie with the two dollar perm |
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Man, that put me in dilema |
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Case in point a fly girl name Gema |
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I met this lady at a quiet place |
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About 5 years ago we were face to face |
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I stepped up to her |
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Tossed the first line |
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Like fishin' I was wishin' |
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That the girl would be mine |
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I told my best jokes and she started smilin' |
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A voice inside said yo young your stylin' |
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But then Gema really startin actin' silly |
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Cuz she broke up with her boyfriend Billie |
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She wanted advice and she was coming to me |
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I said you need dear Abby not the young MC |
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Because I dont mind being a shoulder to cry on |
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But I need one who needs a body to lie on |
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Cuz nowadays I got girls by the bunches |
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See I got smart and just rolled with the punches! |
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Roll it baby |
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You got to go with the flow |
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Roll it baby |
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Nowadays I got girls by the bunches |
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I got smart and just rolled with the punches! |