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Emma phoned me at work at about half four |
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It was funny I didn't speak to her anyway |
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She's a f**king cow better than everybody |
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Kinda speaking to her mates anyway like that |
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Anyway we got into the time and she phones me up asked me what I'm doing tonight |
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I was only gonna sit in and watch the telly as usual wonder where everyone else was |
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So she says come round to rab's house and that we got some trips in |
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So I say I'd go round about six |
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I was about an hour late and I was knocking on the door and that and nobody answered |
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And I thought oh f**king brilliant they are way out with litman and that |
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They'll be way out on the town having a laugh |
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So I walk back round the road cos I thought they were way out and I phoned |
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Turns out they'd still been there but had been so out of it they couldn't even get to the door |
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So I went back round |
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Everybody was fine as usual and I got handed my half |
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And I thought I'd take it kind as I'm working the next day I better not go to far |
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But two hours later nothing is happening so I thought f**k it I'll take the rest which I'd been warned about already |
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Everyone was eh jumping about the room as usual, sitting giggling, having a laugh |
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Then jeg came in his car and took us to the pub |
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We told jeg he should be a ranker, that was a f**king laugh |
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He kept telling to calm down and that like he was like our mum and dad and that |
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'cause we were acting like wayne's and that giggling and looking at the table and dropping our drinks all over the place |
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We made it back his car, jon finny .....................into the house then he said park it out and go home |
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So malcom and I get back to the house |
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And suddenly somebody's going on about rabner and he's still f**king there |
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And he's waiting outside now and looks like he's in pain or something like that |
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He had to go and pick up some of there stuff 'cause they'd used the other stuff for glastonbury the next week |
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And somebody had said he had apparently took some and he was writhing about in pain outside |
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So malcom and I walked out |
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He's was walking along the edge of road on the grass and that |
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With his f**king stomach held in his hands and screaming and that |
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And then we lost him he disappeared into the park we didn't know where he was |
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So malc and I were walking about and then we found him |
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But we decided we better stay back a bit kind just in case he got a fright |
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So we followed him up this path as thought that wasn't going to scare him anyway |
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When we did find him he was there doubled up in pain f**king screaming his eyes out |
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Groaning about how his stomach was knotted and that he shouldn't be taking it, it was a stupid thing to do |
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So he sitting there on the hill and that with malc and I on either side |
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All we could do was sit giggle and look at the grass and take the piss out of him |
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So we get him up on his feet and start walking him about and he says he's alright |
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And we walked up to the garage and he's going on about his stomach |
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Then he starts shouting about how we should get away from him before something happens |
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(get away get away) |
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In case he f**king dies or something |
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So he says he thought he was that f**king bad that's was going to happen and he dinne want us to be involved |
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(get away get away) |
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He always looked out for everyone else |
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(get away get away) |
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So we took him into the garage he wanted a bottle of irn bru |
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He was f**king downing this bottle of irn bru talking about his f**king stomach and how he'd taken this to get it out of his system |
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Talking about it's already in his bile, he's desperately trying to make himself sick and he's screaming all over the f**king place |
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And malc and I are still laughing we din care what he's up too |
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He could have taken anything I dunno |
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Maybe he ..... on the way, could have injected something, |
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Could have swallowed something nobody knows |
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But he just stood there with this rotten f**king face |
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It was all black and cut on the ride into town |
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He's half feed his bottle of irn bru and he's been sick |
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All over the f**king place.......... |
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Screaming all the f**king time about |
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How it was all in the f**king bile and how he wanted to be sick |
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He keeps f**king screaming |
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Then he threw up |
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So we walked on back to the house saturation made us swear |
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We would tell nobody |
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So he goes back to the house and he f**king tells everybody |
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He sloaked himself in his room and started eating a bag of sugar |
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Or something like that |
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While everyone else was talking what a dick he was |
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I ended at up at the park that night |
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Sitting eating pringles with paula and watching the wildlife |
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And the next day I went to work I was still out of my face |
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I was pacing about on the stairs talking to myself |
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And writing things and he walked in |
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And stressed the point about making sure that no one would find out |