| [00:00.00] |
Emma phoned me at work at about half four |
| [00:19.31] |
It was funny I didn't speak to her anyway |
| [00:21.24] |
She's a ******* cow better than everybody |
| [00:24.51] |
Kinda speaking to her mates anyway like that |
| [00:27.63] |
Anyway we got into the time and she phones me up asked me what I'm doing tonight |
| [00:34.47] |
I was only gonna sit in and watch the telly as usual wonder where everyone else was |
| [00:38.91] |
So she says come round to rab's house and that we got some trips in |
| [00:47.51] |
So I say I'd go round about six |
| [00:49.43] |
I was about an hour late and I was knocking on the door and that and nobody answered |
| [00:53.63] |
And I thought oh ******* brilliant they are way out with litman and that |
| [00:56.04] |
They'll be way out on the town having a laugh |
| [00:58.31] |
So I walk back round the road cos I thought they were way out and I phoned |
| [01:03.59] |
Turns out they'd still been there but had been so out of it they couldn't even get to the door |
| [01:13.19] |
So I went back round |
| [01:15.75] |
Everybody was fine as usual and I got handed my half |
| [01:19.47] |
And I thought I'd take it kind as I'm working the next day I better not go to far |
| [01:22.87] |
But two hours later nothing is happening so I thought **** it I'll take the rest which I'd been warned about already |
| [01:35.43] |
Everyone was eh jumping about the room as usual |
| [01:40.15] |
sitting giggling |
| [01:41.15] |
having a laugh |
| [01:41.99] |
Then jeg came in his car and took us to the pub |
| [01:47.87] |
We told jeg he should be a ranker |
| [01:49.79] |
that was a ******* laugh |
| [01:53.55] |
He kept telling to calm down and that like he was like our mum and dad and that |
| [01:56.24] |
'cause we were acting like wayne's and that giggling and looking at the table and dropping our drinks all over the place |
| [02:07.51] |
We made it back his car |
| [02:09.55] |
jon finny ..................... |
| [02:11.31] |
into the house then he said park it out and go home |
| [02:18.35] |
So malcom and I get back to the house |
| [02:21.15] |
And suddenly somebody's going on about rabner and he's still ******* there |
| [02:25.07] |
And he's waiting outside now and looks like he's in pain or something like that |
| [02:29.27] |
He had to go and pick up some of there stuff 'cause they'd used the other stuff for glastonbury the next week |
| [02:34.35] |
And somebody had said he had apparently took some and he was writhing about in pain outside |
| [02:39.27] |
So malcom and I walked out |
| [02:41.75] |
He's was walking along the edge of road on the grass and that |
| [02:43.91] |
With his ******* stomach held in his hands and screaming and that |
| [02:57.67] |
And then we lost him he disappeared into the park we didn't know where he was |
| [03:01.95] |
So malc and I were walking about and then we found him |
| [03:06.35] |
But we decided we better stay back a bit kind just in case he got a fright |
| [03:10.75] |
So we followed him up this path as thought that wasn't going to scare him anyway |
| [03:16.59] |
When we did find him he was there doubled up in pain ******* screaming his eyes out |
| [03:22.59] |
Groaning about how his stomach was knotted and that he shouldn't be taking it |
| [03:25.79] |
it was a stupid thing to do |
| [03:27.43] |
So he sitting there on the hill and that with malc and I on either side |
| [03:30.03] |
All we could do was sit giggle and look at the grass and take the piss out of him |
| [03:37.19] |
So we get him up on his feet and start walking him about and he says he's alright |
| [03:41.59] |
And we walked up to the garage and he's going on about his stomach |
| [03:44.67] |
Then he starts shouting about how we should get away from him before something happens |
| [03:48.59] |
(get away get away) |
| [03:49.91] |
In case he ******* dies or something |
| [03:51.59] |
So he says he thought he was that ******* bad that's was going to happen and he dinne want us to be involved |
| [03:56.59] |
(get away get away) |
| [03:58.83] |
He always looked out for everyone else |
| [04:00.35] |
(get away get away) |
| [04:04.91] |
So we took him into the garage he wanted a bottle of irn bru |
| [04:07.55] |
He was ******* downing this bottle of irn bru talking about his ******* stomach and how he'd taken this to get it out of his system |
| [04:14.23] |
Talking about it's already in his bile |
| [04:16.11] |
he's desperately trying to make himself sick and he's screaming all over the ******* place |
| [04:20.59] |
And malc and I are still laughing we din care what he's up too |
| [04:23.54] |
He could have taken anything I dunno |
| [04:26.68] |
Maybe he ..... |
| [04:27.43] |
on the way |
| [04:28.11] |
could have injected something |
| [04:30.63] |
Could have swallowed something nobody knows |
| [04:32.24] |
But he just stood there with this rotten ******* face |
| [04:35.11] |
It was all black and cut on the ride into town |
| [04:41.51] |
He's half feed his bottle of irn bru and he's been sick |
| [04:45.99] |
All over the ******* place.......... |
| [04:48.63] |
Screaming all the ******* time about |
| [04:50.75] |
How it was all in the ******* bile and how he wanted to be sick |
| [04:53.47] |
He keeps ******* screaming |
| [04:57.99] |
Then he threw up |
| [11:08.83] |
So we walked on back to the house saturation made us swear |
| [11:11.51] |
We would tell nobody |
| [11:12.99] |
So he goes back to the house and he ******* tells everybody |
| [11:18.79] |
He sloaked himself in his room and started eating a bag of sugar |
| [11:22.34] |
Or something like that |
| [11:22.96] |
While everyone else was talking what a **** he was |
| [11:26.27] |
I ended at up at the park that night |
| [11:29.03] |
Sitting eating pringles with paula and watching the wildlife |
| [11:31.91] |
And the next day I went to work I was still out of my face |
| [11:34.39] |
I was pacing about on the stairs talking to myself |
| [11:36.72] |
And writing things and he walked in |
| [11:39.59] |
And stressed the point about making sure that no one would find out |