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A peculiar kind of bathing took place yesterday |
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King Ludwig was to meet his Doc on Starnbergsee |
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The Doctor's will is the monarchists' politicians' |
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Was he bad, asks Sissi the snake |
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I'm not mad, says Ludwig the fake |
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Castles were built of marble and gold |
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The king's left alone, tzaddiks were sold |
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Our king has lost his grip and his virility |
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He drowned himself at dawn the waves wept jewellery |
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He wasn't yet dead when Wagner wrote the requiem |
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Was he bad, asks Sissi the snake |
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I was not mad, says Ludwig the fake |
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Castles were built of marble and gold |
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The king's left alone, suddicts were sold |
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Is he dead? The chancellor raves |
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Oh what a drag! Bavaria's pride |
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Was it a bet? The court is amazed |
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Was he a fag? He ran out of sand |