Funnier with a Plank 歌词
| 歌曲 | Funnier with a Plank |
| 歌手 | Antennas to Heaven |
| 专辑 | The Line Between Myth and Reality Has Always Been in Finland |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
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| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Hodgson, Smith |
| [00:21.70] | We decided to go through the fields with it. |
| [00:23.35] | Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside. |
| [00:26.80] | As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way. |
| [00:29.56] | "Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That's right. |
| [00:32.26] | We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we're out stretching our legs. |
| [00:36.32] | It wasn't that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward. |
| [00:40.66] | It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders. |
| [00:44.78] | We didn't really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down. |
| [00:50.28] | At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually. |
| [00:53.03] | And Stevie's watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick. |
| [00:57.77] | Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything. |
| [01:00.88] | I want to say that I'm not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals, |
| [01:06.13] | but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey's shoulder. |
| [01:11.48] | It wasn't much further, but when we got it there I couldn't helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude. |
| [01:16.48] | "Just put it down there," she says. And that's it. A minute later we're walking back. |
| [01:20.78] | I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we're going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up. |
| [01:26.49] | And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home. |
| [01:34.18] | But the next morning, I'm in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it's there. |
| [01:38.68] | A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers. |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Hodgson, Smith |
| [00:21.70] | We decided to go through the fields with it. |
| [00:23.35] | Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside. |
| [00:26.80] | As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way. |
| [00:29.56] | " Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That' s right. |
| [00:32.26] | We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we' re out stretching our legs. |
| [00:36.32] | It wasn' t that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward. |
| [00:40.66] | It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders. |
| [00:44.78] | We didn' t really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down. |
| [00:50.28] | At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually. |
| [00:53.03] | And Stevie' s watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick. |
| [00:57.77] | Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything. |
| [01:00.88] | I want to say that I' m not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals, |
| [01:06.13] | but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey' s shoulder. |
| [01:11.48] | It wasn' t much further, but when we got it there I couldn' t helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude. |
| [01:16.48] | " Just put it down there," she says. And that' s it. A minute later we' re walking back. |
| [01:20.78] | I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we' re going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up. |
| [01:26.49] | And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home. |
| [01:34.18] | But the next morning, I' m in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it' s there. |
| [01:38.68] | A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers. |
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| ar: | |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Hodgson, Smith |
| [00:21.70] | We decided to go through the fields with it. |
| [00:23.35] | Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside. |
| [00:26.80] | As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way. |
| [00:29.56] | " Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That' s right. |
| [00:32.26] | We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we' re out stretching our legs. |
| [00:36.32] | It wasn' t that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward. |
| [00:40.66] | It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders. |
| [00:44.78] | We didn' t really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down. |
| [00:50.28] | At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually. |
| [00:53.03] | And Stevie' s watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick. |
| [00:57.77] | Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything. |
| [01:00.88] | I want to say that I' m not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals, |
| [01:06.13] | but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey' s shoulder. |
| [01:11.48] | It wasn' t much further, but when we got it there I couldn' t helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude. |
| [01:16.48] | " Just put it down there," she says. And that' s it. A minute later we' re walking back. |
| [01:20.78] | I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we' re going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up. |
| [01:26.49] | And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home. |
| [01:34.18] | But the next morning, I' m in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it' s there. |
| [01:38.68] | A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers. |
| [00:21.70] | 我们决定带上它穿过田野。 |
| [00:23.35] | Stevie觉得背着一块毛毯走在路边实在尴尬。 |
| [00:26.80] | 当我们走到第一道门时，Mary从另一条路走来和我们碰面。 |
| [00:29.56] | “出来散步吗小伙子们？”她说。她说的没错。 |
| [00:32.26] | 我们出门活动两腿时，总是喜欢肩并肩扛着一张可以铺满整个地板的地毯， |
| [00:36.32] | 其实这没有想的那么困难。我们之间要是没有什么沉重的东西搭着就会觉得尴尬。 |
| [00:40.66] | 这件重物的中部向下凹陷。有了这样一个草率的支撑物后，它就会让你的手臂和肩都瘙痒起来。 |
| [00:44.78] | 我们并不需要休息，但当我们到了农场茶餐厅后，每人拿到一个罐头，我们还是决定坐下来歇会儿。 |
| [00:50.28] | 此时，毛毯就放在手边非常近的位置。 |
| [00:53.03] | Stevie看着田野上的奶牛，他说这既像农场又像动物园的地方让他很不舒服。 |
| [00:57.77] | 尤其是为了让我们人省心而把动物关在栏内这类事情让他难受。 |
| [01:00.88] | 想说，我不确定我们是否应该强迫当代人在心理上有一种“我们人类不过是动物”的观点， |
| [01:06.13] | 但要做出决定的话，答案会迷失在思考中，还不如把精力集中在一朵长得像怀尔狼咬住一只猴子的肩膀的云上。 |
| [01:11.48] | 我们又出发了，当我们到那里的时候，我禁不住对他们的感谢感到乏味。 |
| [01:16.48] | “就放这儿吧。”她说。至此旅途结束。一分钟后我们又踏上了返程的路。 |
| [01:20.78] | 我还能看见怀尔狼和那只猴。我们走在路上，气温开始下降，风刮得好像要把我们连根拔起。 |
| [01:26.49] | .莫名其妙地，Stevie不见了。他掉进了栅栏里，和他说的那些奶牛呆在一起。我等他回来，接着我呼喊他。我骂了一句，然后回了家。 |
| [01:34.18] | 但第二天早上，我站在报摊前喝牛奶时，就在我将要离开时，他出现了。 |
| [01:38.68] | 一个完整的，活生生的他，堵住了我的路，就在报摊的门口，咀嚼着报纸。 |
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