| 歌曲 | Funnier with a Plank |
| 歌手 | Antennas to Heaven |
| 专辑 | The Line Between Myth and Reality Has Always Been in Finland |
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| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Hodgson, Smith |
| [00:21.70] | We decided to go through the fields with it. |
| [00:23.35] | Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside. |
| [00:26.80] | As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way. |
| [00:29.56] | "Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That's right. |
| [00:32.26] | We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we're out stretching our legs. |
| [00:36.32] | It wasn't that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward. |
| [00:40.66] | It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders. |
| [00:44.78] | We didn't really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down. |
| [00:50.28] | At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually. |
| [00:53.03] | And Stevie's watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick. |
| [00:57.77] | Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything. |
| [01:00.88] | I want to say that I'm not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals, |
| [01:06.13] | but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey's shoulder. |
| [01:11.48] | It wasn't much further, but when we got it there I couldn't helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude. |
| [01:16.48] | "Just put it down there," she says. And that's it. A minute later we're walking back. |
| [01:20.78] | I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we're going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up. |
| [01:26.49] | And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home. |
| [01:34.18] | But the next morning, I'm in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it's there. |
| [01:38.68] | A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers. |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Hodgson, Smith |
| [00:21.70] | We decided to go through the fields with it. |
| [00:23.35] | Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside. |
| [00:26.80] | As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way. |
| [00:29.56] | " Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That' s right. |
| [00:32.26] | We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we' re out stretching our legs. |
| [00:36.32] | It wasn' t that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward. |
| [00:40.66] | It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders. |
| [00:44.78] | We didn' t really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down. |
| [00:50.28] | At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually. |
| [00:53.03] | And Stevie' s watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick. |
| [00:57.77] | Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything. |
| [01:00.88] | I want to say that I' m not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals, |
| [01:06.13] | but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey' s shoulder. |
| [01:11.48] | It wasn' t much further, but when we got it there I couldn' t helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude. |
| [01:16.48] | " Just put it down there," she says. And that' s it. A minute later we' re walking back. |
| [01:20.78] | I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we' re going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up. |
| [01:26.49] | And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home. |
| [01:34.18] | But the next morning, I' m in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it' s there. |
| [01:38.68] | A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers. |
| [00:21.70] | wǒ men jué dìng dài shàng tā chuān guò tián yě. |
| [00:23.35] | Stevie jué de bēi zhe yí kuài máo tǎn zǒu zài lù biān shí zài gān gà. |
| [00:26.80] | dāng wǒ men zǒu dào dì yī dào mén shí, Mary cóng lìng yī tiáo lù zǒu lái hé wǒ men pèng miàn. |
| [00:29.56] | " chū lái sàn bù ma xiǎo huǒ zi men?" tā shuō. tā shuō de méi cuò. |
| [00:32.26] | wǒ men chū mén huó dòng liǎng tuǐ shí, zǒng shì xǐ huān jiān bìng jiān káng zhe yī zhāng kě yǐ pù mǎn zhěng gè dì bǎn de dì tǎn, |
| [00:36.32] | qí shí zhè méi yǒu xiǎng de nà me kùn nán. wǒ men zhī jiān yào shì méi yǒu shén me chén zhòng de dōng xī dā zhe jiù huì jué de gān gà. |
| [00:40.66] | zhè jiàn zhòng wù de zhōng bù xiàng xià āo xiàn. yǒu le zhè yàng yí gè cǎo shuài de zhī chēng wù hòu, tā jiù huì ràng nǐ de shǒu bì hé jiān dōu sào yǎng qǐ lái. |
| [00:44.78] | wǒ men bìng bù xū yào xiū xī, dàn dāng wǒ men dào le nóng chǎng chá cān tīng hòu, měi rén ná dào yí gè guàn tou, wǒ men hái shì jué dìng zuò xià lái xiē huì ér. |
| [00:50.28] | cǐ shí, máo tǎn jiù fàng zài shǒu biān fēi cháng jìn de wèi zhì. |
| [00:53.03] | Stevie kàn zhe tián yě shàng de nǎi niú, tā shuō zhè jì xiàng nóng chǎng yòu xiàng dòng wù yuán de dì fāng ràng tā hěn bù shū fu. |
| [00:57.77] | yóu qí shì wèi le ràng wǒ men rén shěng xīn ér bǎ dòng wù guān zài lán nèi zhè lèi shì qíng ràng tā nán shòu. |
| [01:00.88] | xiǎng shuō, wǒ bù què dìng wǒ men shì fǒu yīng gāi qiǎng pò dāng dài rén zài xīn lǐ shàng yǒu yī zhǒng" wǒ men rén lèi bù guò shì dòng wù" de guān diǎn, |
| [01:06.13] | dàn yào zuò chū jué dìng de huà, dá àn huì mí shī zài sī kǎo zhōng, hái bù rú bǎ jīng lì jí zhōng zài yī duǒ zhǎng de xiàng huái ěr láng yǎo zhù yì zhī hóu zi de jiān bǎng de yún shàng. |
| [01:11.48] | wǒ men yòu chū fā le, dāng wǒ men dào nà lǐ de shí hòu, wǒ jīn bú zhù duì tā men de gǎn xiè gǎn dào fá wèi. |
| [01:16.48] | " jiù fàng zhè ér ba." tā shuō. zhì cǐ lǚ tú jié shù. yī fēn zhōng hòu wǒ men yòu tà shàng le fǎn chéng de lù. |
| [01:20.78] | wǒ hái néng kàn jiàn huái ěr láng hé nà zhǐ hóu. wǒ men zǒu zài lù shàng, qì wēn kāi shǐ xià jiàng, fēng guā dé hǎo xiàng yào bǎ wǒ men lián gēn bá qǐ. |
| [01:26.49] | . mò míng qí miào dì, Stevie bú jiàn le. tā diào jìn le zhà lán lǐ, hé tā shuō de nèi xiē nǎi niú dāi zài yì qǐ. wǒ děng tā huí lái, jiē zhe wǒ hū hǎn tā. wǒ mà le yī jù, rán hòu huí le jiā. |
| [01:34.18] | dàn dì èr tiān zǎo shàng, wǒ zhàn zài bào tān qián hē niú nǎi shí, jiù zài wǒ jiāng yào lí kāi shí, tā chū xiàn le. |
| [01:38.68] | yí gè wán zhěng de, huó shēng shēng de tā, dǔ zhù le wǒ de lù, jiù zài bào tān de mén kǒu, jǔ jué zhe bào zhǐ. |