A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is 歌词

歌曲	A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is
歌手	Bloodhound Gang
专辑	Hooray For Boobies
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	I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
	That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
	It had been a while.
	In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
	since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
	I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
	through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
	Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
	milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
	Name was Russell.
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it's quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
	this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
	like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
	Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
	‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
	Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
	and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
	as I do my little kooky dance.
	And then she told me to shush.
	I guess she could sense my desperation.
	‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it's quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
	So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
	is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
	with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
	resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
	Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
	I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
	Got to nail her back at her trailer.
	Heh. That rhymes.
	I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
	when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it's quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
	gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
	The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
	There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
	when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
	Well, my heart just dropped.
	So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
	You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
	and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
	in an eighteen-wheeler.
	I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
	Did I say that out loud?
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it's quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

	I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
	That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy' s Hump Palace lookin' for love.
	It had been a while.
	In fact, three hundred and sixtyfive had come and went
	since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I10.
	I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
	through a pair of Daisy Duke cutoffs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tanktops.
	Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
	milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
	Name was Russell.
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it' s quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well, faster than you can say, " shallow grave",
	this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
	like hardboiled eggs in a tube sock.
	Said her name was Bambi and I said, " Well that' s a coincidence darlin',
	' cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
	Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a JackOLantern,
	and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
	as I do my little kooky dance.
	And then she told me to shush.
	I guess she could sense my desperation.
	' Course, it' s hard to hide a hardon when you' re dressed like Minnie Pearl.
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it' s quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	So, Bambi' s goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
	So I says, " Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
	is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doodoo hole
	with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
	resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus' s tummytum?"
	Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
	I' m parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
	Got to nail her back at her trailer.
	Heh. That rhymes.
	I have to admit it was even more of a turnon
	when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it' s quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
	gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
	The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig SnoozeAStop.
	There I was browsin' through the latest issue of " Throb",
	when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
	Well, my heart just dropped.
	So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
	You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
	and polish the oneeyed gopher when your doin' seventyfive
	in an eighteenwheeler.
	I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
	Did I say that out loud?
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it' s quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

	I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
	That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy' s Hump Palace lookin' for love.
	It had been a while.
	In fact, three hundred and sixtyfive had come and went
	since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I10.
	I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
	through a pair of Daisy Duke cutoffs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tanktops.
	Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
	milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
	Name was Russell.
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it' s quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well, faster than you can say, " shallow grave",
	this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
	like hardboiled eggs in a tube sock.
	Said her name was Bambi and I said, " Well that' s a coincidence darlin',
	' cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
	Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a JackOLantern,
	and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
	as I do my little kooky dance.
	And then she told me to shush.
	I guess she could sense my desperation.
	' Course, it' s hard to hide a hardon when you' re dressed like Minnie Pearl.
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it' s quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	So, Bambi' s goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
	So I says, " Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
	is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doodoo hole
	with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
	resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus' s tummytum?"
	Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
	I' m parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
	Got to nail her back at her trailer.
	Heh. That rhymes.
	I have to admit it was even more of a turnon
	when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it' s quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
	gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
	The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig SnoozeAStop.
	There I was browsin' through the latest issue of " Throb",
	when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
	Well, my heart just dropped.
	So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
	You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
	and polish the oneeyed gopher when your doin' seventyfive
	in an eighteenwheeler.
	I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
	Did I say that out loud?
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
	Well I find it' s quite a thrill
	When she grinds me against her will
	Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

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