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You may be a cheap date |
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But my therapy's expensive as hell |
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Then you pay a psychic healer who lets you know |
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Things aren't really working out so well |
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Tomorrow's shining off our face |
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Yesterday's shadow is at our back, at our back |
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So why must you always dress in black? |
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People, they don't take advice, they only give it |
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And the only way you're ever gonna learn is to live it |
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So what you spent your younger years |
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Parlaying on the wrong side of the track |
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Why must you always dress in black? |
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If you have to lie, do it as quickly |
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And as thoroughly as you can |
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This morning |
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I woke up slow feeling like the shell of a man |
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Don't blame me for us, you cried! |
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Oh, cut me some slack |
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And tell me why must you always dress in black? |
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She wore high heels, the ones that can pierce your heart |
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Just 'cause you go down in history |
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Doesn't mean you're really all that smart |
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Like Robert |
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E. Lee, you're at your best when under attack |
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Why must you always dress in black? |
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You call in sick on |
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Monday Tuesday you show up late |
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Wednesday you left early |
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Thursday you fight with a boss you hate |
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Friday you up and quit |
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Saturday you want your old job back |
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Sunday morning you wake up all dressed in black |
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Why must you always dress in black? |
