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The Doctor's stuck in the |
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Pandorica, |
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Amy might be dead and |
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Rory's a Rodent with a gun inside his hand, |
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Seems like things aren't going as planned |
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River's in the |
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TARDIS, The |
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TARDIS is on fire, |
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She's feeling the heat |
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On repeat she'll require |
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Someone she can trust, someone with a bow tie, |
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But he's been locked up and left to die. |
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Oh my Lord, what will they do? |
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Seems impossible to get through |
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My mind is blown, |
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I bet yours is too, |
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Well, I guess this is |
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Doctor Who. |
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Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob, |
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When the Doctor appears with a mop, "Get me out of the Pandorica!" "But you're not in the Pandorica." "Yes I am, well, yes I was, It's complicated, but I won't explain it now because..." |
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Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz |
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That man, |
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I can't explain what he does the things he does |
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Oh my Lord, don't have a clue, |
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These paradozes are hard to construe, |
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My mind is blown, |
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I bet yours is too, |
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Well, I guess this is |
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Doctor Who. |
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It's the big bang two, |
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And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes. |
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Time has gone askew, the universe has too, |
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I'll try and explain to you the big bang two. |
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The big bang two. |
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The Doctor's got |
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River's vortex manipulator, |
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Which he used to meet |
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Rory two thousand years later |
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When they find |
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Amy after her sleep in the box |
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They realize the sun is really exploding |
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TARDIS Doctor saves |
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River from the imitator star |
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They swarm and watch his back on how the point of the obvious |
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Oh my God he's wearing a fez! |
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Oh my God he's wearing a fez! |
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Oh my God he's wearing a fez! |
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Oh my God he's wearing a fez! |
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Dalek pops up out of nowhere, |
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Shoots the |
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Doctor, kills him, quite unfair, |
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He jumps back twelve minutes to the stairs, |
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He's dead, and everyone despairs. |
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Little do they know, the |
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Doctor lies. |
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He's not stopping the universe's demise, |
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Amy says her last goodbyes, |
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The Doctor flies up into the skies. |
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The universe is back, it's true, |
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But the Doctor's said his final adieu, |
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Maybe you'll come back if she remembers you. |
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It's the big bang two, |
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And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes. |
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Time has been renewed, the universe has too, |
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But Amy still can't help but cry. |
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There's someone missing, the question's who... |
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Then she remembers |
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Something old, something new, |
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Something borrowed, something blue |
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And that's the big bang two. |
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I hope it didn't confuse you. |
