歌曲 | Let’s Generalize About Men |
歌手 | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast |
歌手 | Rachel Bloom |
歌手 | Donna Lynne Champlin |
歌手 | Vella Lovell |
歌手 | Gabrielle Ruiz |
专辑 | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Season 3 (Original Television Soundtrack) |
[00:00.000] | 作曲 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna |
[00:01.000] | 作词 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna |
[00:14.000] | Right now we’re angry and sad |
[00:17.000] | It’s our right to get righteously mad |
[00:20.000] | At every member of the opposite *** |
[00:22.800] | Oh god, we hate them |
[00:25.000] | |
[00:27.500] | Let’s not distinguish between them at all |
[00:31.000] | Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol |
[00:34.000] | And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements |
[00:40.500] | Let’s generalize about men |
[00:44.000] | Let’s generalize about men |
[00:47.000] | Let’s take one bad thing about one man |
[00:51.000] | And apply it to all of them |
[00:54.500] | Let’s conflate all the guys |
[00:56.000] | Let’s generalize about men |
[00:59.000] | |
[01:02.000] | All men are completely repressed |
[01:04.800] | Uh-huh |
[01:05.800] | All men only want to have *** |
[01:08.500] | There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this |
[01:12.800] | All 3.6 billion men |
[01:15.500] | All men are emotionally stunned |
[01:18.800] | When asked how they feel every man’s always grunted |
[01:22.300] | And why do men never listen and only think about themselves, |
[01:25.000] | as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves |
[01:29.000] | Oh, I hear you, girl |
[01:30.800] | |
[01:31.000] | Let’s generalize about men |
[01:34.000] | Let’s generalize about men |
[01:37.800] | Let’s get super lit, and not admit |
[01:41.500] | this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then |
[01:44.800] | Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men |
[01:49.300] | All men are stupid and childish |
[01:52.000] | Even the ones who are "smart and mature" |
[01:55.800] | All every man does every day |
[01:58.800] | is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore |
[02:02.300] | |
[02:02.800] | Wait, what about gay men? |
[02:03.800] | Oh, no, they are fine. |
[02:04.800] | Gay men are all really great |
[02:08.000] | Every single one |
[02:11.000] | They’re never mean, just sassy |
[02:13.500] | They’re all completely adorable and fun |
[02:18.000] | |
[02:18.500] | So let’s focus for now on straight men |
[02:21.500] | Let’s just generalize about them |
[02:24.800] | They’re all monsters. |
[02:26.300] | They’re murderers. |
[02:27.300] | They’re rapists. |
[02:28.300] | Totally. |
[02:29.300] | Wait, I have sons! |
[02:31.800] | Your sons are gonna be rapists |
[00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Rachel Bloom Adam Schlesinger Jack Dolgen Aline Brosh McKenna |
[00:01.000] | zuò cí : Rachel Bloom Adam Schlesinger Jack Dolgen Aline Brosh McKenna |
[00:14.000] | Right now we' re angry and sad |
[00:17.000] | It' s our right to get righteously mad |
[00:20.000] | At every member of the opposite |
[00:22.800] | Oh god, we hate them |
[00:25.000] | |
[00:27.500] | Let' s not distinguish between them at all |
[00:31.000] | Let' s just drink a lot more alcohol |
[00:34.000] | And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements |
[00:40.500] | Let' s generalize about men |
[00:44.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[00:47.000] | Let' s take one bad thing about one man |
[00:51.000] | And apply it to all of them |
[00:54.500] | Let' s conflate all the guys |
[00:56.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[00:59.000] | |
[01:02.000] | All men are completely repressed |
[01:04.800] | Uhhuh |
[01:05.800] | All men only want to have |
[01:08.500] | There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this |
[01:12.800] | All 3. 6 billion men |
[01:15.500] | All men are emotionally stunned |
[01:18.800] | When asked how they feel every man' s always grunted |
[01:22.300] | And why do men never listen and only think about themselves, |
[01:25.000] | as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves |
[01:29.000] | Oh, I hear you, girl |
[01:30.800] | |
[01:31.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[01:34.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[01:37.800] | Let' s get super lit, and not admit |
[01:41.500] | this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then |
[01:44.800] | Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men |
[01:49.300] | All men are stupid and childish |
[01:52.000] | Even the ones who are " smart and mature" |
[01:55.800] | All every man does every day |
[01:58.800] | is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore |
[02:02.300] | |
[02:02.800] | Wait, what about gay men? |
[02:03.800] | Oh, no, they are fine. |
[02:04.800] | Gay men are all really great |
[02:08.000] | Every single one |
[02:11.000] | They' re never mean, just sassy |
[02:13.500] | They' re all completely adorable and fun |
[02:18.000] | |
[02:18.500] | So let' s focus for now on straight men |
[02:21.500] | Let' s just generalize about them |
[02:24.800] | They' re all monsters. |
[02:26.300] | They' re murderers. |
[02:27.300] | They' re rapists. |
[02:28.300] | Totally. |
[02:29.300] | Wait, I have sons! |
[02:31.800] | Your sons are gonna be rapists |
[00:14.000] | xiàn zài wǒ men jì qì fèn yòu bēi shāng |
[00:17.000] | zhèng dāng de fèn nù shì wǒ men de quán lì |
[00:20.000] | zhēn duì lìng yī xìng bié qún tǐ zhōng de měi gè chéng yuán |
[00:22.800] | tiān na, wǒ men hèn tā men |
[00:25.000] | |
[00:27.500] | bié qù jì jiào tā men zhī jiān de qū bié le |
[00:31.000] | zài duō hē yī dà duī jiǔ |
[00:34.000] | rán hòu xiāng hù jī zhǎng de tóng shí, zuò chū yī xì liè dà ér fàn de xuān yán |
[00:40.500] | ràng wǒ men lái yī gài ér lùn nán xìng ba |
[00:44.000] | ràng wǒ men lái yī gài ér lùn nán xìng ba |
[00:47.000] | ràng wǒ men lái jǔ chū yí gè nán rén de yí gè quē diǎn |
[00:51.000] | rán hòu jiāng tā tuī guǎng dào suǒ yǒu nán rén shēn shàng |
[00:54.500] | ràng wǒ men jiāng suǒ yǒu nán rén shì wéi yí gè zhěng tǐ |
[00:56.000] | ràng wǒ men lái yī gài ér lùn nán xìng ba |
[00:59.000] | |
[01:02.000] | suǒ yǒu nán rén dōu wán quán shì yā yì de |
[01:04.800] | hēng |
[01:05.800] | suǒ yǒu nán rén dōu zhǐ xiǎng |
[01:08.500] | méi yǒu lì wài, suǒ yǒu sān shí yì nán rén dōu zhè yàng |
[01:12.800] | suǒ yǒu 36 yì nán rén |
[01:15.500] | suǒ yǒu nán rén dōu bú huì tǐ wù zì jǐ de qíng xù |
[01:18.800] | dāng wèn dào tā men gǎn jué zěn me yàng shí, suǒ yǒu nán rén dōu zhǐ huì zhī zhī wú wú |
[01:22.300] | ér qiě wèi shí me nán rén cóng lái bù qīng tīng bìng qiě zhǐ huì kǎo lǜ tā men zì jǐ, |
[01:25.000] | xiāng fǎn nǚ rén zǒng shì qīng tīng bìng qiě cóng lái bù kǎo lǜ tā men zì jǐ |
[01:29.000] | jiù shì jiàng zǐ! |
[01:30.800] | |
[01:31.000] | ràng wǒ men lái yī gài ér lùn nán xìng ba |
[01:34.000] | ràng wǒ men lái yī gài ér lùn nán xìng ba |
[01:37.800] | ràng wǒ men hē dào chāo hāi, bìng qiě jù bù chéng rèn |
[01:41.500] | zhè chà bù duō shì yī zhǒng wǒ men shí bù shí xū yào de yuán shǐ yí shì |
[01:44.800] | yě xǔ wǒ men de jīng shén néng hǎo xiē, rú guǒ wǒ men yī gài ér lùn nán xìng de huà |
[01:49.300] | suǒ yǒu nán rén dōu yú chǔn ér yòu zhì |
[01:52.000] | shèn zhì nèi xiē" zhì huì ér chéng shú" de jiā huo yě yí yàng |
[01:55.800] | suǒ yǒu nán rén měi tiān gān de shì |
[01:58.800] | jiù shì kàn chī jī chì dǎ gé hé dǎ hū lū! |
[02:02.300] | |
[02:02.800] | děng děng, nèi xiē tóng liàn nán zěn me shuō? |
[02:03.800] | ó, tā men méi wèn tí |
[02:04.800] | tóng liàn nán dōu hǎo bàng de |
[02:08.000] | měi yí gè dōu shì |
[02:11.000] | tā men cóng bù kè bó, ér shì zì xìn shāo guò |
[02:13.500] | tā men dōu shì wán quán kě ài ér yǒu qù de |
[02:18.000] | |
[02:18.500] | suǒ yǐ xiàn zài xiān ràng wǒ men guān zhù zhí nán ba |
[02:21.500] | ràng wǒ men zhǐ shì yī gài ér lùn tā men ba |
[02:24.800] | tā men dōu shì è mó. |
[02:26.300] | tā men shì fàn. |
[02:27.300] | tā men shì fàn. |
[02:28.300] | jué duì de. |
[02:29.300] | děng děng, wǒ yǒu ér zi! |
[02:31.800] | nǐ ér zǐ jiāng huì chéng wéi fàn |