| 歌曲 | Ted the Mechanic |
| 歌手 | Deep Purple |
| 专辑 | Deep Purple in Concert with The London Symphony Orchestra |
| 作词 : Gillan, Glover, Lord, Morse ... | |
| Playing pool and drinking beer | |
| Nothin more'n the | |
| occasional tear | |
| But this man's life goes on | |
| and he gets | |
| greased all over | |
| from time to time | |
| At the strip joint, where we met | |
| He said 'Hi, my name is Ted | |
| See that one over there | |
| That ball of thunder | |
| Every time she goes Vavoom, | |
| I wiggle in my chair | |
| Can I buy you a beer? | |
| What a guy | |
| 'I've had a few myself' he said | |
| 'But I never quit when I'm ahead | |
| Too many rules and regulations | |
| Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors | |
| And another thing I won't discuss is religion | |
| It always causes a fight | |
| Vavoom | |
| There she goes again | |
| 'How does she do that' said Ted | |
| And he told me | |
| of those unjustices (that) | |
| He had suffered in his life | |
| His wife and kids | |
| and boss and dogs | |
| and neighbours | |
| Raising cain and causing strife | |
| They were forever whining | |
| Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying | |
| Vavoom | |
| He fed them well | |
| He keep them warm | |
| Thing about Ted | |
| he didn't really care | |
| Nothing much got in his hair | |
| and the beauty of it was | |
| that he was right | |
| He was big as a truck | |
| and fast as a door | |
| (what's that?) | |
| he was always right | |
| The banjo player took a hike | |
| What's that song | |
| I used to like | |
| Vavoom | |
| He was big as a truck | |
| Fast as a door - Ted | |
| Ted the man our Ted |
| zuò cí : Gillan, Glover, Lord, Morse ... | |
| Playing pool and drinking beer | |
| Nothin more' n the | |
| occasional tear | |
| But this man' s life goes on | |
| and he gets | |
| greased all over | |
| from time to time | |
| At the strip joint, where we met | |
| He said ' Hi, my name is Ted | |
| See that one over there | |
| That ball of thunder | |
| Every time she goes Vavoom, | |
| I wiggle in my chair | |
| Can I buy you a beer? | |
| What a guy | |
| ' I' ve had a few myself' he said | |
| ' But I never quit when I' m ahead | |
| Too many rules and regulations | |
| Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors | |
| And another thing I won' t discuss is religion | |
| It always causes a fight | |
| Vavoom | |
| There she goes again | |
| ' How does she do that' said Ted | |
| And he told me | |
| of those unjustices that | |
| He had suffered in his life | |
| His wife and kids | |
| and boss and dogs | |
| and neighbours | |
| Raising cain and causing strife | |
| They were forever whining | |
| Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying | |
| Vavoom | |
| He fed them well | |
| He keep them warm | |
| Thing about Ted | |
| he didn' t really care | |
| Nothing much got in his hair | |
| and the beauty of it was | |
| that he was right | |
| He was big as a truck | |
| and fast as a door | |
| what' s that? | |
| he was always right | |
| The banjo player took a hike | |
| What' s that song | |
| I used to like | |
| Vavoom | |
| He was big as a truck | |
| Fast as a door Ted | |
| Ted the man our Ted |