巴蜀笑星 - 刘沛洋 | |
词:刘恩汛,刘沛洋 | |
曲:刘恩汛,李书洁 | |
他们说啊 | |
我这么能吹 | |
这么能唱 | |
还长得这么喜剧 | |
简直可以当巴蜀笑星 | |
往那个台子上一站啊 | |
憋憋要红 | |
于是我定下了我的人生目标 | |
我要当个巴蜀笑星 | |
红遍地球的卡卡角角 | |
你娃假打 | |
假打 | |
不是你会吹 | |
就是巴蜀笑星 | |
不是你会扯 | |
就是巴蜀笑星 | |
不是你会唱 | |
就是巴蜀笑星 | |
不是你会说 | |
就是巴蜀笑星 | |
这是一个全民都在 | |
娱乐的时代 | |
想要出名非常简单 | |
主要靠装怪 | |
是不是个人 | |
都想上哈台 | |
吹拉弹唱挤眉弄眼 | |
猫步走起来 | |
听我跟你说 | |
不要整的太帅 | |
帅的基因决定了你成不了才 | |
那么多冒牌那么多山寨 | |
你说我该学哪个 | |
才算出得来 | |
唱个歌跳个舞耍个 | |
魔术整哈蛊 | |
啥子都要会一点不然要落伍 | |
打雷下雨刮风起雾管 | |
你辛不辛苦 | |
只要下面客户笑起舒服 | |
嘿戳嘿戳跑个场 | |
穿个通成都 | |
那个堵堵堵 | |
堵得想打退堂鼓 | |
就算演完脸都笑僵也结不到账 | |
一点工资拖拖拖拖得遭不住 | |
我说我是巴蜀笑星他们笑疼了 | |
我说我是巴蜀笑星他们笑疼了 | |
他说在座各位哪个不是笑星 | |
你就不要拿这个给自己贴金 | |
不过卖哈笑就拿自己当明星 | |
你又不是沈伐李伯清 | |
你你你要爪子哦 | |
不是你会跳就是巴蜀笑星 | |
不是你会闹就是巴蜀笑星 | |
不是你会臊就是巴蜀笑星 | |
我来告诉你啥是巴蜀笑星 | |
台上哪一分钟台下哪十年功 | |
练起功来不敢放松 | |
出人头地就不要怕痛 | |
历经风雨未来才不是梦 | |
啊 | |
不要以为我们盆地意识 | |
太狭隘 | |
你又啷个晓得我们走不出来 | |
就像中国足球要冲向世界 | |
还是脚踏实地一步步的来 | |
都说巴蜀笑星是一代不如一代 | |
是真的不如还是观众口味 | |
变得太快 | |
结合实际雅俗共赏不能 | |
把人带坏 | |
我们脑壳挖烂是真的很无奈 | |
巴蜀笑星其实是种文化 | |
不是光会逗哈观众讲哈笑话 | |
我天天都在想到底该演些啥 | |
讲哈老百姓的故事说 | |
老百姓的话 | |
现在社会都是 90 后的天下 | |
再搞老的一套就真的有点瓜 | |
要当常青树就要懂得变化 | |
我们与时俱进才能青春焕发 | |
巴蜀笑星雄起 | |
巴蜀笑星雄起 | |
巴蜀笑星雄起 | |
巴蜀笑星雄起 | |
不是你会吹就是巴蜀笑星 | |
不是你会扯就是巴蜀笑星 | |
不是你会唱就是巴蜀笑星 | |
不是你会说就是巴蜀笑星 | |
跟我一起笑我是巴蜀笑星 | |
跟我一起嗨我是巴蜀笑星 | |
跟我一起 | |
Hip hop | |
我是巴蜀笑星 | |
我来告诉你我是巴蜀笑星 | |
老板来碗三花 |
ba shu xiao xing liu pei yang | |
ci: liu en xun, liu pei yang | |
qu: liu en xun, li shu jie | |
ta men shuo a | |
wo zhe me neng chui | |
zhe me neng chang | |
hai zhang de zhe me xi ju | |
jian zhi ke yi dang ba shu xiao xing | |
wang na ge tai zi shang yi zhan a | |
bie bie yao hong | |
yu shi wo ding xia le wo de ren sheng mu biao | |
wo yao dang ge ba shu xiao xing | |
hong bian di qiu di ka ka jiao jiao | |
ni wa jia da | |
jia da | |
bu shi ni hui chui | |
jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
bu shi ni hui che | |
jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
bu shi ni hui chang | |
jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
bu shi ni hui shuo | |
jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
zhe shi yi ge quan min dou zai | |
yu le de shi dai | |
xiang yao chu ming fei chang jian dan | |
zhu yao kao zhuang guai | |
shi bu shi ge ren | |
dou xiang shang ha tai | |
chui la tan chang ji mei nong yan | |
mao bu zou qi lai | |
ting wo gen ni shuo | |
bu yao zheng de tai shuai | |
shuai de ji yin jue ding le ni cheng bu liao cai | |
na me duo mao pai na me duo shan zhai | |
ni shuo wo gai xue nei ge | |
cai suan chu de lai | |
chang ge ge tiao ge wu shua ge | |
mo shu zheng ha gu | |
sha zi dou yao hui yi dian bu ran yao luo wu | |
da lei xia yu gua feng qi wu guan | |
ni xin bu xin ku | |
zhi yao xia mian ke hu xiao qi shu fu | |
hei chuo hei chuo pao ge chang | |
chuan ge tong cheng du | |
na ge du du du | |
du de xiang da tui tang gu | |
jiu suan yan wan lian dou xiao jiang ye jie bu dao zhang | |
yi dian gong zi tuo tuo tuo tuo de zao bu zhu | |
wo shuo wo shi ba shu xiao xing ta men xiao teng le | |
wo shuo wo shi ba shu xiao xing ta men xiao teng le | |
ta shuo zai zuo ge wei nei ge bu shi xiao xing | |
ni jiu bu yao na zhe ge gei zi ji tie jin | |
bu guo mai ha xiao jiu na zi ji dang ming xing | |
ni you bu shi shen fa li bo qing | |
ni ni ni yao zhua zi o | |
bu shi ni hui tiao jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
bu shi ni hui nao jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
bu shi ni hui sao jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
wo lai gao su ni sha shi ba shu xiao xing | |
tai shang na yi fen zhong tai xia na shi nian gong | |
lian qi gong lai bu gan fang song | |
chu ren tou di jiu bu yao pa tong | |
li jing feng yu wei lai cai bu shi meng | |
a | |
bu yao yi wei wo men pen di yi shi | |
tai xia ai | |
ni you lang ge xiao de wo men zou bu chu lai | |
jiu xiang zhong guo zu qiu yao chong xiang shi jie | |
hai shi jiao ta shi di yi bu bu de lai | |
dou shuo ba shu xiao xing shi yi dai bu ru yi dai | |
shi zhen de bu ru hai shi guan zhong kou wei | |
bian de tai kuai | |
jie he shi ji ya su gong shang bu neng | |
ba ren dai huai | |
wo men nao ke wa lan shi zhen de hen wu nai | |
ba shu xiao xing qi shi shi zhong wen hua | |
bu shi guang hui dou ha guan zhong jiang ha xiao hua | |
wo tian tian du zai xiang dao di gai yan xie sha | |
jiang ha lao bai xing de gu shi shuo | |
lao bai xing de hua | |
xian zai she hui dou shi 90 hou de tian xia | |
zai gao lao de yi tao jiu zhen de you dian gua | |
yao dang chang qing shu jiu yao dong de bian hua | |
wo men yu shi ju jin cai neng qing chun huan fa | |
ba shu xiao xing xiong qi | |
ba shu xiao xing xiong qi | |
ba shu xiao xing xiong qi | |
ba shu xiao xing xiong qi | |
bu shi ni hui chui jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
bu shi ni hui che jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
bu shi ni hui chang jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
bu shi ni hui shuo jiu shi ba shu xiao xing | |
gen wo yi qi xiao wo shi ba shu xiao xing | |
gen wo yi qi hai wo shi ba shu xiao xing | |
gen wo yi qi | |
Hip hop | |
wo shi ba shu xiao xing | |
wo lai gao su ni wo shi ba shu xiao xing | |
lao ban lai wan san hua |
bā shǔ xiào xīng liú pèi yáng | |
cí: liú ēn xùn, liú pèi yáng | |
qū: liú ēn xùn, lǐ shū jié | |
tā men shuō a | |
wǒ zhè me néng chuī | |
zhè me néng chàng | |
hái zhǎng de zhè me xǐ jù | |
jiǎn zhí kě yǐ dāng bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
wǎng nà gè tái zi shàng yī zhàn a | |
biē biē yào hóng | |
yú shì wǒ dìng xià le wǒ de rén shēng mù biāo | |
wǒ yào dāng gè bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
hóng biàn dì qiú dí kǎ kǎ jiǎo jiǎo | |
nǐ wá jiǎ dǎ | |
jiǎ dǎ | |
bú shì nǐ huì chuī | |
jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
bú shì nǐ huì chě | |
jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
bú shì nǐ huì chàng | |
jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
bú shì nǐ huì shuō | |
jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
zhè shì yí gè quán mín dōu zài | |
yú lè de shí dài | |
xiǎng yào chū míng fēi cháng jiǎn dān | |
zhǔ yào kào zhuāng guài | |
shì bú shì gè rén | |
dōu xiǎng shàng hā tái | |
chuī lā tán chàng jǐ méi nòng yǎn | |
māo bù zǒu qǐ lái | |
tīng wǒ gēn nǐ shuō | |
bú yào zhěng de tài shuài | |
shuài de jī yīn jué dìng le nǐ chéng bù liǎo cái | |
nà me duō mào pái nà me duō shān zhài | |
nǐ shuō wǒ gāi xué něi gè | |
cái suàn chū de lái | |
chàng gè gē tiào gè wǔ shuǎ gè | |
mó shù zhěng hā gǔ | |
shà zǐ dōu yào huì yì diǎn bù rán yào luò wǔ | |
dǎ léi xià yǔ guā fēng qǐ wù guǎn | |
nǐ xīn bù xīn kǔ | |
zhǐ yào xià miàn kè hù xiào qǐ shū fú | |
hēi chuō hēi chuō pǎo gè chǎng | |
chuān gè tōng chéng dū | |
nà gè dǔ dǔ dǔ | |
dǔ dé xiǎng dǎ tuì táng gǔ | |
jiù suàn yǎn wán liǎn dōu xiào jiāng yě jié bú dào zhàng | |
yì diǎn gōng zī tuō tuō tuō tuō dé zāo bú zhù | |
wǒ shuō wǒ shì bā shǔ xiào xīng tā men xiào téng le | |
wǒ shuō wǒ shì bā shǔ xiào xīng tā men xiào téng le | |
tā shuō zài zuò gè wèi něi gè bú shì xiào xīng | |
nǐ jiù bú yào ná zhè gè gěi zì jǐ tiē jīn | |
bù guò mài hā xiào jiù ná zì jǐ dāng míng xīng | |
nǐ yòu bú shì shěn fá lǐ bó qīng | |
nǐ nǐ nǐ yào zhuǎ zǐ ó | |
bú shì nǐ huì tiào jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
bú shì nǐ huì nào jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
bú shì nǐ huì sāo jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
wǒ lái gào sù nǐ shà shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
tái shàng nǎ yī fēn zhōng tái xià nǎ shí nián gōng | |
liàn qǐ gōng lái bù gǎn fàng sōng | |
chū rén tóu dì jiù bú yào pà tòng | |
lì jīng fēng yǔ wèi lái cái bú shì mèng | |
a | |
bú yào yǐ wéi wǒ men pén dì yì shí | |
tài xiá ài | |
nǐ yòu lāng gè xiǎo de wǒ men zǒu bù chū lái | |
jiù xiàng zhōng guó zú qiú yào chōng xiàng shì jiè | |
hái shì jiǎo tā shi dì yī bù bù de lái | |
dōu shuō bā shǔ xiào xīng shì yī dài bù rú yī dài | |
shì zhēn de bù rú hái shì guān zhòng kǒu wèi | |
biàn de tài kuài | |
jié hé shí jì yǎ sú gòng shǎng bù néng | |
bǎ rén dài huài | |
wǒ men nǎo ké wā làn shì zhēn de hěn wú nài | |
bā shǔ xiào xīng qí shí shì zhǒng wén huà | |
bú shì guāng huì dòu hā guān zhòng jiǎng hā xiào huà | |
wǒ tiān tiān dū zài xiǎng dào dǐ gāi yǎn xiē shà | |
jiǎng hā lǎo bǎi xìng de gù shì shuō | |
lǎo bǎi xìng de huà | |
xiàn zài shè huì dōu shì 90 hòu de tiān xià | |
zài gǎo lǎo de yī tào jiù zhēn de yǒu diǎn guā | |
yào dāng cháng qīng shù jiù yào dǒng de biàn huà | |
wǒ men yǔ shí jū jìn cái néng qīng chūn huàn fā | |
bā shǔ xiào xīng xióng qǐ | |
bā shǔ xiào xīng xióng qǐ | |
bā shǔ xiào xīng xióng qǐ | |
bā shǔ xiào xīng xióng qǐ | |
bú shì nǐ huì chuī jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
bú shì nǐ huì chě jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
bú shì nǐ huì chàng jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
bú shì nǐ huì shuō jiù shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
gēn wǒ yì qǐ xiào wǒ shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
gēn wǒ yì qǐ hāi wǒ shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
gēn wǒ yì qǐ | |
Hip hop | |
wǒ shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
wǒ lái gào sù nǐ wǒ shì bā shǔ xiào xīng | |
lǎo bǎn lái wǎn sān huā |