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Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation |
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It's called the toxic waltz and it's causing devastation |
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You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown |
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Slamming with waltzers all the way around |
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You get caught up in the whip |
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You're thrown into a flip |
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You aim for someone's head |
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To stain the floor red |
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Give someone a kick |
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To prove you're truly sick |
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Bounce back from some blows |
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And blood runs out your nose |
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Flailing round and round |
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And you're injury bound |
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Waltz it up! |
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The pit is it! |
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You can take your chance |
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On this rough new dance |
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If you dare! |
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To dive in! |
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There are some that try |
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But they won't survive |
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They don't hit! ' |
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Cause they're wimps! |
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And this exercise |
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Helps you brutalize |
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With us! Exodus! |
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Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz |
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Kick your friend in the head and have a ball |
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Come on and do the toxic waltz |
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And slam your partner against the wall |
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Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz |
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Good friendly violent fun in store for all |
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Get up off your ass and toxic waltz |
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If you hit the floor you can always crawl! |
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Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool |
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The twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule |
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So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt |
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Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun |
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Don't start to cry |
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If you get a black eye |
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Just dive back in |
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And give another try |
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But too much action |
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May leave you in traction |
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So you better get insurance |
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No matter your endurance! |
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Flailing round and round |
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And you're injury bound |
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Waltz it up! |
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The pit is it! |
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You can take your chance |
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On this rough new dance |
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If you dare! |
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To dive in! |
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There are some that try |
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But they won't survive |
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They don't hit! ' |
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Cause they're wimps! |
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And this exercise |
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Helps you brutalize |
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With us! Exodus! |
|
Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz |
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Kick your friend in the head and have a ball |
|
Come on and do the toxic waltz |
|
And slam your partner against the wall |
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Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz |
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Good friendly violent fun in store for all |
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Get up off your ass and toxic waltz |
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If you hit the floor you can always crawl! |
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Get up on your feet |
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Don't look so obsolete |
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And thrash like an athlete! |
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Don't sit there on your ass |
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Don't look like you've got too much class |
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You'll be harassed! |
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You know we guarantee |
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This is the key |
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So rage or get the third degree! |
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You begin frontal assaults |
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And start your somersaults |
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And do the toxic waltz! |
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Do the toxic waltz! |
