| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 金承志 |
| [00:00.880] | 作词 : 金承志 |
| [00:02.640] | （“可以吗？”） |
| [00:03.600] | （“可以啊，没问题”） |
| [00:07.690] | 各位亲爱的朋友 |
| [00:10.490] | 本人在此第六次郑重地宣布 |
| [00:15.730] | 我要减肥了 |
| [00:18.420] | （“老吴快一点，非常快的那种”） |
| [00:23.180] | 我是一个忧郁的肥宅（肥宅！） |
| [00:26.900] | 银行账户一片空白（空白！） |
| [00:30.510] | 父亲离家出走在上个礼拜 |
| [00:35.130] | 原因是我 瘦不下来！ |
| [00:38.660] | 我是一个热情的肥宅（肥宅！） |
| [00:42.240] | 感情路上从未失败（失败！） |
| [00:45.840] | 我跟偶像谈着远距离恋爱 |
| [00:50.500] | 为TA吶喊 也为TA cry |
| [00:54.240] | 只要游戏常伴吾身 |
| [00:57.740] | 只要漫画每周都更 |
| [01:01.130] | 每天快快乐乐吃吃喝喝又没伤害谁 |
| [01:04.920] | 为什么要跟你们都一样（都一样！） |
| [01:09.560] | 母亲：STOP! |
| [01:10.810] | 主人公：怎么啦！ |
| [01:12.100] | 母亲：FOLLOW ME! |
| [01:13.970] | 星期天在胖瘾治疗中心（中心！） |
| [01:17.510] | 母亲缴了八个月的疗程（疗程！） |
| [01:21.250] | 院长每天给我看刘de华照片 |
| [01:28.150] | 我的脑袋开始出现幻觉 |
| [01:33.440] | 很快我就饥饿过度 |
| [01:40.000] | 打电话给母亲求助 |
| [01:47.000] | 她含泪接受了治疗中心的退款 |
| [01:56.130] | 转身带我去了奶茶店 |
| [02:06.580] | （“突然加什么东西”） |
| [02:07.840] | 男：甜度！ |
| [02:09.250] | 女：九分甜！ |
| [02:10.710] | 男：冰度！ |
| [02:11.790] | 女：去冰！ |
| [02:13.550] | 男：加什么料？ |
| [02:14.800] | 女：芋圆、仙草、冰淇淋！ |
| [02:17.390] | 男：要几杯？ |
| [02:19.650] | 全体：三杯！！！ |
| [02:22.330] | 踏步走！ |
| [02:23.970] | 我是一只快乐的肥宅（肥宅！） |
| [02:27.580] | 卓尔不群元气满满（满满！） |
| [02:31.170] | 我才不管别人会怎么看待 |
| [02:35.940] | 今天开始就减肥好不好？ 不好！ |
| [02:39.370] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦（略略略） |
| [02:43.110] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦（略略略略略略略略略） |
| [02:48.960] | biubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiu |
| [02:53.920] | 吃饭睡觉stay alive！ |
| [03:00.610] | 钢琴：吴经纬 |
| [03:00.950] | 演唱：金承志 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : jin cheng zhi |
| [00:00.880] | zuo ci : jin cheng zhi |
| [00:02.640] | " ke yi ma?" |
| [00:03.600] | " ke yi a, mei wen ti" |
| [00:07.690] | ge wei qin ai de peng you |
| [00:10.490] | ben ren zai ci di liu ci zheng zhong di xuan bu |
| [00:15.730] | wo yao jian fei le |
| [00:18.420] | " lao wu kuai yi dian, fei chang kuai de na zhong" |
| [00:23.180] | wo shi yi ge you yu de fei zhai fei zhai! |
| [00:26.900] | yin hang zhang hu yi pian kong bai kong bai! |
| [00:30.510] | fu qin li jia chu zou zai shang ge li bai |
| [00:35.130] | yuan yin shi wo shou bu xia lai! |
| [00:38.660] | wo shi yi ge re qing de fei zhai fei zhai! |
| [00:42.240] | gan qing lu shang cong wei shi bai shi bai! |
| [00:45.840] | wo gen ou xiang tan zhe yuan ju li lian ai |
| [00:50.500] | wei TA na han ye wei TA cry |
| [00:54.240] | zhi yao you xi chang ban wu shen |
| [00:57.740] | zhi yao man hua mei zhou dou geng |
| [01:01.130] | mei tian kuai kuai le le chi chi he he you mei shang hai shui |
| [01:04.920] | wei shi me yao gen ni men dou yi yang dou yi yang! |
| [01:09.560] | mu qin: STOP! |
| [01:10.810] | zhu ren gong: zen me la! |
| [01:12.100] | mu qin: FOLLOW ME! |
| [01:13.970] | xing qi tian zai pang yin zhi liao zhong xin zhong xin! |
| [01:17.510] | mu qin jiao le ba ge yue de liao cheng liao cheng! |
| [01:21.250] | yuan chang mei tian gei wo kan liu de hua zhao pian |
| [01:28.150] | wo de nao dai kai shi chu xian huan jue |
| [01:33.440] | hen kuai wo jiu ji e guo du |
| [01:40.000] | da dian hua gei mu qin qiu zhu |
| [01:47.000] | ta han lei jie shou le zhi liao zhong xin de tui kuan |
| [01:56.130] | zhuan shen dai wo qu le nai cha dian |
| [02:06.580] | " tu ran jia shen me dong xi" |
| [02:07.840] | nan: tian du! |
| [02:09.250] | nv: jiu fen tian! |
| [02:10.710] | nan: bing du! |
| [02:11.790] | nv: qu bing! |
| [02:13.550] | nan: jia shen me liao? |
| [02:14.800] | nv: yu yuan xian cao bing qi lin! |
| [02:17.390] | nan: yao ji bei? |
| [02:19.650] | quan ti: san bei!!! |
| [02:22.330] | ta bu zou! |
| [02:23.970] | wo shi yi zhi kuai le de fei zhai fei zhai! |
| [02:27.580] | zhuo er bu qun yuan qi man man man man! |
| [02:31.170] | wo cai bu guan bie ren hui zen me kan dai |
| [02:35.940] | jin tian kai shi jiu jian fei hao bu hao? bu hao! |
| [02:39.370] | la la la la la la la la lue lue lue |
| [02:43.110] | la la la la la la la la lue lue lue lue lue lue lue lue lue |
| [02:48.960] | biubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiu |
| [02:53.920] | chi fan shui jiao stay alive! |
| [03:00.610] | gang qin: wu jing wei |
| [03:00.950] | yan chang: jin cheng zhi |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : jīn chéng zhì |
| [00:00.880] | zuò cí : jīn chéng zhì |
| [00:02.640] | " kě yǐ ma?" |
| [00:03.600] | " kě yǐ a, méi wèn tí" |
| [00:07.690] | gè wèi qīn ài de péng yǒu |
| [00:10.490] | běn rén zài cǐ dì liù cì zhèng zhòng dì xuān bù |
| [00:15.730] | wǒ yào jiǎn féi le |
| [00:18.420] | " lǎo wú kuài yì diǎn, fēi cháng kuài de nà zhǒng" |
| [00:23.180] | wǒ shì yí gè yōu yù de féi zhái féi zhái! |
| [00:26.900] | yín háng zhàng hù yī piàn kòng bái kòng bái! |
| [00:30.510] | fù qīn lí jiā chū zǒu zài shàng ge lǐ bài |
| [00:35.130] | yuán yīn shì wǒ shòu bù xià lái! |
| [00:38.660] | wǒ shì yí gè rè qíng de féi zhái féi zhái! |
| [00:42.240] | gǎn qíng lù shàng cóng wèi shī bài shī bài! |
| [00:45.840] | wǒ gēn ǒu xiàng tán zhe yuǎn jù lí liàn ài |
| [00:50.500] | wèi TA nà hǎn yě wèi TA cry |
| [00:54.240] | zhǐ yào yóu xì cháng bàn wú shēn |
| [00:57.740] | zhǐ yào màn huà měi zhōu dōu gèng |
| [01:01.130] | měi tiān kuài kuài lè lè chī chī hē hē yòu méi shāng hài shuí |
| [01:04.920] | wèi shí me yào gēn nǐ men dōu yí yàng dōu yí yàng! |
| [01:09.560] | mǔ qīn: STOP! |
| [01:10.810] | zhǔ rén gōng: zěn me la! |
| [01:12.100] | mǔ qīn: FOLLOW ME! |
| [01:13.970] | xīng qī tiān zài pàng yǐn zhì liáo zhōng xīn zhōng xīn! |
| [01:17.510] | mǔ qīn jiǎo le bā gè yuè de liáo chéng liáo chéng! |
| [01:21.250] | yuàn cháng měi tiān gěi wǒ kàn liú de huá zhào piān |
| [01:28.150] | wǒ de nǎo dài kāi shǐ chū xiàn huàn jué |
| [01:33.440] | hěn kuài wǒ jiù jī è guò dù |
| [01:40.000] | dǎ diàn huà gěi mǔ qīn qiú zhù |
| [01:47.000] | tā hán lèi jiē shòu le zhì liáo zhōng xīn de tuì kuǎn |
| [01:56.130] | zhuǎn shēn dài wǒ qù le nǎi chá diàn |
| [02:06.580] | " tū rán jiā shén me dōng xī" |
| [02:07.840] | nán: tián dù! |
| [02:09.250] | nǚ: jiǔ fēn tián! |
| [02:10.710] | nán: bīng dù! |
| [02:11.790] | nǚ: qù bīng! |
| [02:13.550] | nán: jiā shén me liào? |
| [02:14.800] | nǚ: yù yuán xiān cǎo bīng qí lín! |
| [02:17.390] | nán: yào jǐ bēi? |
| [02:19.650] | quán tǐ: sān bēi!!! |
| [02:22.330] | tà bù zǒu! |
| [02:23.970] | wǒ shì yì zhī kuài lè de féi zhái féi zhái! |
| [02:27.580] | zhuō ěr bù qún yuán qì mǎn mǎn mǎn mǎn! |
| [02:31.170] | wǒ cái bù guǎn bié rén huì zěn me kàn dài |
| [02:35.940] | jīn tiān kāi shǐ jiù jiǎn féi hǎo bù hǎo? bù hǎo! |
| [02:39.370] | la la la la la la la la lüè lüè lüè |
| [02:43.110] | la la la la la la la la lüè lüè lüè lüè lüè lüè lüè lüè lüè |
| [02:48.960] | biubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiu |
| [02:53.920] | chī fàn shuì jiào stay alive! |
| [03:00.610] | gāng qín: wú jīng wěi |
| [03:00.950] | yǎn chàng: jīn chéng zhì |
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