| 歌曲 | Big Chief Chinese Restaurant |
| 歌手 | Guided by Voices |
| 专辑 | Alien Lanes |
| 作词 : Demos, Pollard, Pollard | |
| Introducing the amazing rockethead | |
| You know what the deal is dude | |
| Excuse me napoleon | |
| But i gotta know | |
| Why i gotta stand | |
| In a hallway | |
| In a highway | |
| Where nothing goes my way | |
| Well i'm going out | |
| Well i'm going in | |
| To the big chief's place | |
| Gonna slap his factory down |
| zuò cí : Demos, Pollard, Pollard | |
| Introducing the amazing rockethead | |
| You know what the deal is dude | |
| Excuse me napoleon | |
| But i gotta know | |
| Why i gotta stand | |
| In a hallway | |
| In a highway | |
| Where nothing goes my way | |
| Well i' m going out | |
| Well i' m going in | |
| To the big chief' s place | |
| Gonna slap his factory down |