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The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand |
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And string theory is easy to understand |
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The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright |
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Healthcare will be resolved overnight |
| [00:19.39] |
The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen |
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And we both have really good taste in men |
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And there really is a Black Forest land |
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Where everyone gets all their ham... |
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And I swear, I fuckin' swear |
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I didn't Google you... |
| [00:37.17][01:36.80] |
Okay, I did, I admit it |
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It was so easy to do |
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7, 008 results |
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And I know everything about you |
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You're not a sex offender |
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But you failed home ec in 1997 |
| [00:51.37] |
It really isn't that weird |
| [00:53.72] |
Come on, we're all adults here... |
| [00:58.80][01:58.14][02:28.43] |
Everybody Googles each other |
| [01:00.42][01:59.96][02:29.87] |
Everybody does their Facebook research |
| [01:02.42][02:02.25][02:31.99] |
It's how we get to know one another |
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To make sure that we don't get raped. |
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I don't have any mental disorder |
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And I don't spend my weekends watching "Law & Order" |
| [01:11.81] |
It takes forever to get in my pants |
| [01:13.86] |
This old-fashioned girl likes romance |
| [01:16.46] |
I am not fearful of being alone |
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And Zack Morris had a really small phone |
| [01:21.19] |
Ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring |
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Cell phones in the '80s... |
| [01:26.76] |
And I swear, shit fuckin' swear |
| [01:38.99] |
And I know that you Googled me too |
| [01:41.17] |
How else would you have known |
| [01:43.83] |
That my dog contracted herpes? |
| [01:45.88] |
Sing it again, 'cause this melody |
| [01:48.36] |
Feels really good to sing |
| [01:50.63] |
Stop pretending it's taboo |
| [01:53.10] |
Like masturbation in the '50s... |
| [02:04.12] |
To make sure that you're not in porn. |
| [02:06.92] |
I do not mean to be jealous already |
| [02:08.76] |
But who is that girl in those pictures? She's pretty |
| [02:11.19] |
I think you may have dated her |
| [02:13.46] |
Or maybe she's your lesbian friend |
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I see that you got really drunk on your birthday |
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Was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty? |
| [02:21.01] |
I do not mean to make judgments now |
| [02:23.21] |
But if we date, some things will have to change... |
| [02:34.17] |
To make sure that you don't have cats. |
