| 歌曲 | |
| 歌手 | Garfunkel & Oates |
| 专辑 | Slippery When Moist |
| [00:09.88] | The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand |
| [00:11.82] | And string theory is easy to understand |
| [00:14.46] | The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright |
| [00:16.57] | Healthcare will be resolved overnight |
| [00:19.39] | The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen |
| [00:21.37] | And we both have really good taste in men |
| [00:23.80] | And there really is a Black Forest land |
| [00:26.22] | Where everyone gets all their ham... |
| [00:29.37] | And I swear, I fuckin' swear |
| [00:34.04][01:31.26] | I didn't Google you... |
| [00:37.17][01:36.80] | Okay, I did, I admit it |
| [00:39.17] | It was so easy to do |
| [00:41.64] | 7, 008 results |
| [00:44.29] | And I know everything about you |
| [00:46.54] | You're not a sex offender |
| [00:48.91] | But you failed home ec in 1997 |
| [00:51.37] | It really isn't that weird |
| [00:53.72] | Come on, we're all adults here... |
| [00:58.80][01:58.14][02:28.43] | Everybody Googles each other |
| [01:00.42][01:59.96][02:29.87] | Everybody does their Facebook research |
| [01:02.42][02:02.25][02:31.99] | It's how we get to know one another |
| [01:04.92] | To make sure that we don't get raped. |
| [01:07.14] | I don't have any mental disorder |
| [01:09.00] | And I don't spend my weekends watching "Law & Order" |
| [01:11.81] | It takes forever to get in my pants |
| [01:13.86] | This old-fashioned girl likes romance |
| [01:16.46] | I am not fearful of being alone |
| [01:18.46] | And Zack Morris had a really small phone |
| [01:21.19] | Ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring |
| [01:23.43] | Cell phones in the '80s... |
| [01:26.76] | And I swear, shit fuckin' swear |
| [01:38.99] | And I know that you Googled me too |
| [01:41.17] | How else would you have known |
| [01:43.83] | That my dog contracted herpes? |
| [01:45.88] | Sing it again, 'cause this melody |
| [01:48.36] | Feels really good to sing |
| [01:50.63] | Stop pretending it's taboo |
| [01:53.10] | Like masturbation in the '50s... |
| [02:04.12] | To make sure that you're not in porn. |
| [02:06.92] | I do not mean to be jealous already |
| [02:08.76] | But who is that girl in those pictures? She's pretty |
| [02:11.19] | I think you may have dated her |
| [02:13.46] | Or maybe she's your lesbian friend |
| [02:16.15] | I see that you got really drunk on your birthday |
| [02:18.29] | Was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty? |
| [02:21.01] | I do not mean to make judgments now |
| [02:23.21] | But if we date, some things will have to change... |
| [02:34.17] | To make sure that you don't have cats. |
| [00:09.88] | bì kōng běn fēi bì lán dà hǎi yě méi nǐ xiǎng de nà me dà |
| [00:11.82] | xián lǐ lùn qí shí hěn hǎo dǒng |
| [00:14.46] | qīng cǎo bú shì qīng de tài yáng bìng bù míng liàng |
| [00:16.57] | yī liáo huì yī yè fā shēng jù biàn |
| [00:19.39] | shì jiè bú shì yuán de fó tuó bú shì chán zōng |
| [00:21.37] | wǒ men duì nán rén de pǐn wèi dōu bù cuò |
| [00:23.80] | yě zhēn de cún zài hēi sēn lín zhī dì |
| [00:26.22] | zài nà li měi ge rén dōu yōng yǒu zì jǐ de huǒ tuǐ |
| [00:29.37] | ér wǒ fā shì wǒ zhǐ tiān wéi shì |
| [00:34.04] | wǒ cóng lái méi zài gǔ gē shàng sōu guò nǐ |
| [00:37.17] | hǎo ba wǒ sōu guò de wǒ chéng rèn |
| [00:39.17] | zhè hěn jiǎn dān |
| [00:41.64] | yǒu 7008 tiáo jié guǒ |
| [00:44.29] | wǒ liǎo jiě nǐ de měi gè xì jié |
| [00:46.54] | nǐ bú shì xìng qīn fàn |
| [00:48.91] | 1997 nián shí nǐ méi tōng guò jiā zhèng kè |
| [00:51.37] | zhè yě méi duō qí guài |
| [00:53.72] | bú shì ma wǒ men dōu shì chéng nián rén le |
| [00:58.80] | měi ge rén dōu huì gǔ gē bié rén |
| [01:00.42] | měi ge rén dōu zài liǎn shū shàng sōu lái sōu qù |
| [01:02.42] | wǒ men jiù shì zhè yàng liǎo jiě bǐ cǐ |
| [01:04.92] | què bǎo zì jǐ bú huì shòu qīn fàn |
| [01:07.14] | wǒ de jīng shén hěn zhèng cháng |
| [01:09.00] | wǒ yě méi yǒu zhěng zhōu mò zhěng zhōu mò dì kàn fǎ lǜ yǔ zhì xù |
| [01:11.81] | hái zǒng yào wèi chuān jìn kù zi jū gōng jìn cuì |
| [01:13.86] | zhè gè bǎo shǒu de gū niáng xǐ huān làng màn |
| [01:16.46] | wǒ bù pà dú chǔ |
| [01:18.46] | zhā kè mò lǐ sī de shǒu jī kě zhēn xiǎo |
| [01:21.19] | líng líng líng líng líng |
| [01:23.43] | nà shi bā shí nián dài de shǒu jī |
| [01:26.76] | wǒ fā shì wǒ zhǐ tiān wéi shì |
| [01:31.26] | wǒ cóng lái méi gǔ gē guò nǐ |
| [01:36.80] | hǎo ba wǒ sōu guò de wǒ chéng rèn |
| [01:38.99] | dàn wǒ zhī dào nǐ kěn dìng yě gǔ gē guò wǒ |
| [01:41.17] | fǒu zé nǐ zěn me zhī dào |
| [01:43.83] | wǒ de gǒu rǎn shàng guò pào zhěn |
| [01:45.88] | zài chàng yī biàn ba zhè zhī qǔ diào |
| [01:48.36] | chàng qǐ lái de gǎn jué kě zhēn hǎo a |
| [01:50.63] | bié jiǎ zhuāng zhè shì shén me jìn jì |
| [01:53.10] | xiàng wǔ shí nián dài de zì wèi zhě |
| [01:58.14] | měi ge rén dōu huì gǔ gē bié rén |
| [01:59.96] | měi ge rén dōu zài liǎn shū shàng sōu lái sōu qù |
| [02:02.25] | wǒ men jiù shì zhè yàng hù xiāng liǎo jiě |
| [02:04.12] | què bǎo nǐ bú shì qíng sè zuò pǐn de zhǔ jué |
| [02:06.92] | wǒ bú shì gù yì jí dù |
| [02:08.76] | dàn nà zhāng zhào piān lǐ de nǚ hái ér shì shuí? kě zhēn hǎo kàn |
| [02:11.19] | wǒ cāi nǐ gēn tā yuē guò huì ba |
| [02:13.46] | huò zhě nǐ huì shuō tā shì nǐ de lěi sī xiǎo huǒ bàn |
| [02:16.15] | wǒ kàn dào nǐ zài shēng rì de shí hòu mǐng dǐng dà zuì |
| [02:18.29] | shì nǐ tài shāng xīn le ma hái zhǐ shì kǒu kě |
| [02:21.01] | wǒ xiàn zài bù dǎ suàn zuò píng pàn |
| [02:23.21] | dàn rú guǒ wǒ men kāi shǐ yuē huì yǒu xiē shì bì xū gǎi biàn |
| [02:28.43] | měi ge rén dōu huì gǔ gē duì fāng |
| [02:29.87] | měi ge rén dōu zài liǎn shū shàng sōu lái sōu qù |
| [02:31.99] | wǒ men jiù shì zhè yàng hù xiāng liǎo jiě |
| [02:34.17] | què bǎo nǐ bù yǎng māo |