| 歌曲 | Fitter Stoke Has a Bath |
| 歌手 | Hatfield and the North |
| 专辑 | The Rotters' Club |
| 作词 : Pyle | |
| You don't suspect my life's a mess | |
| You prob'ly think it's groovy | |
| Meeting people every day | |
| See some place abroad | |
| But I admit that when the time is right | |
| It can be quite a laugh | |
| But you know, that's not often | |
| Eventually, I think that you will agree | |
| I'm only putting lines out | |
| And shifting gears, missing years disappear | |
| As for you I couldn't bear to think of it | |
| They said you were Swedish | |
| You asked me for a chocolate bar | |
| Then you went and spoiled it all by eating it | |
| What a pain, what a nause! | |
| You can imagine my delight | |
| Was like some R. Crumb magazine come to life | |
| Thank you ladies you had us all | |
| I hope you both enjoyed it | |
| But just the same | |
| I'm happy just to sit around at home | |
| With Pamela looking elegant and writing prose | |
| If anyone's in need of me | |
| I'm drowning in the bathroom | |
| Bing billy bong – silly song going wrong | |
| Ping pong ping, clong cling dong | |
| Ping pong ping, my head's gone | |
| Bing billy bang, Desperate Dan, frying pan | |
| Cling clong cling, bong bing bang | |
| Michael Miles, bogeyman |
| zuò cí : Pyle | |
| You don' t suspect my life' s a mess | |
| You prob' ly think it' s groovy | |
| Meeting people every day | |
| See some place abroad | |
| But I admit that when the time is right | |
| It can be quite a laugh | |
| But you know, that' s not often | |
| Eventually, I think that you will agree | |
| I' m only putting lines out | |
| And shifting gears, missing years disappear | |
| As for you I couldn' t bear to think of it | |
| They said you were Swedish | |
| You asked me for a chocolate bar | |
| Then you went and spoiled it all by eating it | |
| What a pain, what a nause! | |
| You can imagine my delight | |
| Was like some R. Crumb magazine come to life | |
| Thank you ladies you had us all | |
| I hope you both enjoyed it | |
| But just the same | |
| I' m happy just to sit around at home | |
| With Pamela looking elegant and writing prose | |
| If anyone' s in need of me | |
| I' m drowning in the bathroom | |
| Bing billy bong silly song going wrong | |
| Ping pong ping, clong cling dong | |
| Ping pong ping, my head' s gone | |
| Bing billy bang, Desperate Dan, frying pan | |
| Cling clong cling, bong bing bang | |
| Michael Miles, bogeyman |