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Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois, |
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Heart of Illinois, Don't it make ya sick? |
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Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois, |
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Heart of Illinois, Shut up ya *******' *******! |
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Ten ******* years I've lived in this town |
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There's never nothing happening going on |
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Except fairs, and baseball, and sidewalk sales, |
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and old people ******* with their lawns! |
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Farm Futures! |
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Soybeans and corn! |
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Parks and recreation! |
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Collecting doorknobs?!? |
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Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie, |
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Pride of the Prairie... Don't it make ya retch? |
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Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie, |
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Pride of the Prairie, Shut up ya *******' wrench! |
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Twenty ******* years Ive lived in this town |
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Nothing's never going on around here |
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Except unemployment, and gangs, and skating bands, |
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and college students slamming ******* beers!!! |
