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Don't want to be a fat man, |
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People would think that i was |
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Just good fun. |
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Would rather be a thin man, |
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I am so glad to go on being one. |
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Too much to carry around with you, |
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No chance of finding a woman who |
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Will love you in the morning and all the night time too. |
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Don't want to be a fat man, |
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Have not the patience to ignore all that. |
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Hate to admit to myself half of my problems |
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Came from being fat. |
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Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him, |
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I seen the other side to being thin. |
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Roll us both down a mountain |
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And i'm sure the fat man would win. |