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The master playwright |
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Urges you to play right/play wrong; |
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Life is long and every night's the first night. |
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The wardrobe mistress |
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Urges you to dress left/dress right; |
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What a mess when your underpants are too tight. |
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Who's on the stage door |
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To help you find the way in/way out? |
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It's not a sin to be knowing that you don't know. |
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When you breathe your last line |
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Will you make your exit stage left/stage right? |
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Well, you might decide while there's still time. |
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You have an angel on your shoulder |
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But you wear the old god's horns. |
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And you dance around the maypole |
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While the vicar makes a toast |
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To the pagan celebration |
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And extends an invitation to us all |
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So he can save us when we fall. |
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Who's your leading lady? |
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Will you help to get her off the bus? it's best |
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To pass the test before you get too lazy. |
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Strike up the orchestra. |
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Take your cues on the up-beat/beat down |
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Anyone who says he doesn't like the sound. |