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Brain-storming, habit-forming, battle-warning weary winsome actor spewing |
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Spineless chilling lines-- |
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The critics falling over to tell themselves he's boring |
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And really not an awful lot of fun. |
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Well who the hell can he be when he's never had v.d., |
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And he doesn't even sit on toilet seats? |
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Court-jesting, never-resting--he must be very cunning |
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To assume an air of dignity |
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And bless us all |
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With his oratory prowess, |
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His lame-brained antics and his jumping in the air. |
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And every night his act's the same |
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And so it must be all a game of chess he's playing-- |
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But you're wrong, steve. you see, it's only solitaire. |