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Ain't it kinda funny that there's always been money, |
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Changin' hands all over the world, |
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I always thought the best things in life were free, |
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Now, I may be square, but it don't seem fair, |
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What there pickin' in this pocket of mine, |
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And a dollar for a donut ain't to far down the line |
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Chorus: What's the story, old glory?, |
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How come your turning green?, |
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In the land of milk and honey, you've got to have money, |
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I bet you know what |
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I mean Even though we're willin, we can't have any children |
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Cause there ain't nobody home night or day, |
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Working eighty hours and still too many bills to pay, |
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Well, I got my car but |
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I can't get far, |
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On a dollar's worth of gasoline, |
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I even give up my subscription to |
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Rolling Stone magazine |
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Chorus: So, what's the story, old glory, |
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How come your turning green?, |
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In the land of milk and honey, you've got to have money, |
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I bet you know what |
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I mean Chorus: |
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What's the story, old glory?, |
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How come your turning green?, |
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In the land of milk and honey, you've got to have money, |
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I bet you know what |
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I mean Now ain't it a sin how the |
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Japanese yen, |
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Had driven down our dollar bill, |
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It'd gettin' harder to find somethin' made in the |
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U. S. of A., |
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So ride your |
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Kawasaki and eat your teriyaki, |
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I'll tell you what they're gonna do, |
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It won't be long till they're buying me up and you |
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Chorus: So, what's the story, old glory, |
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How come your turning green?, |
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In the land of milk and honey, you've got to have money, |
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I bet you know what |
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I mean Chorus: |
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What's the story, old glory?, |
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How come your turning green?, |
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In the land of milk and honey, you've got to have money, |
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I bet you know what |
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I, I bet you know what |
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I, I bet you know what |
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I mean |