| [ti:02] | |
| [00:01.364] | 中岛：喂，江田！ |
| [00:03.760] | 江田：恩？ |
| [00:05.124] | 中岛：堺一直在邀请的那个叫白石的家伙真的很强吗？ |
| [00:07.414] | 江田：谁知道呢~ |
| [00:08.596] | 宫本：白石好像是高中才进的皇林，刚才听一年级的新部员说，好像初中没人跟他同过班~ |
| [00:15.68] | 江田：是吗？那就更不知道了~ |
| [00:18.364] | 宫本：不过能让堺跟的那么拼命的话，那家伙应该很强才是……但是，再怎么强，重要的是，白石不是不愿意入部么~ |
| [00:28.646] | 江田：就是说么~就算整天跟在他后面…… |
| [00:32.692] | 中岛：呐！白石是个怎么样的人？我从来都没看到过~ |
| [00:36.344] | 江田：是吗~倒是个让人感觉不太好的家伙。但是长得很白，也很漂亮噢~ |
| [00:43.759] | 宫本：哈哈 |
| [00:45.12] | 江田：怎么了？ |
| [00:46.395] | 宫本：没什么。白石很漂亮的话我倒是有点明白了~ |
| [00:51.383] | 中岛：哈？ |
| [00:52.227] | 宫本：哎呀，高濑不是被日向野抢走了吗？ |
| [00:56.247] | 中岛：啊~~~~你说的是这个啊~那个传言原来是真的啊？ |
| [00:59.616] | 宫本：不是，谣言谣言而已~就是个恶魔啊…… |
| [01:02.407] | （门被踹开，这可怜的门……虎摸虎摸……） |
| [01:04.212] | 堺：我和琳怎么了？ |
| [01:06.663] | 宫本：堺……？ |
| [01:08.719] | 江田：好快啊，学生会的会议已经结束了吗？ |
| [01:13.148] | 堺：【趁着别人不在的时候，就在背后唧唧歪歪的说这些有的没的！什么叫被日向野抢走了？琳只是一直受我照顾的青梅竹马而已，到底要我说几次才明白啊？！】 |
| [01:26.851] | 江田：啊，那个……我们只是在说白石的事吗…… |
| [01:31.195] | 宫本：是的是的，在讨论他是不是真的很厉害之类的…… |
| [01:34.355] | 堺：是不是很厉害？ |
| [01:35.790] | 江田：啊，那个，我们都没看到过么~ |
| [01:38.563] | 堺：我看到过了么！用这双眼！之前不就说过了吗~那家伙在我眼前救了我妹妹！以一敌四，完胜！ |
| [01:48.356] | 中岛：但是，堺，或许白石真的是很厉害，他真的有可能入部吗？ |
| [01:54.18] | 江田：你劝了他这么多回，不是一点效果都没有么~ |
| [01:58.62] | 堺：啊，那是因为…… |
| [02:00.158] | 宫本：虽然不想说，但是还是放弃比较好吧~ |
| [02:02.938] | 江田：就算你再怎么想要他入部，如果他本人没这个意愿也没办法不是？ |
| [02:07.370] | 堺：我一定要让白石入部！你们给我看着！ |
| [02:10.798] | 江田：不可能！ |
| [02:12.66] | 堺：这是可能的！ |
| [02:13.190] | 中岛：谁知道呢~ |
| [02:13.607] | 宫本：啊，我们来打赌吧！ |
| [02:16.950] | 堺：打赌？ |
| [02:17.674] | 宫本：是的，我赌100白石不可能入部！ |
| [02:21.765] | 江田：那我也赌100，白石不可能入部！ |
| [02:25.998] | 中岛；我赌1000 |
| [02:26.318] | 堺：5000！ |
| [02:28.41] | 炮灰三人：啊？诶？ |
| [02:29.617] | 堺：我赌5000白石一定入部！我一定让白石如剑道部给你们！ |
| [02:37.461] | 白石：你到底准备跟到什么时候？ |
| [02:44.109] | 堺：我家也在这边啊~你知道的吧？……呐，白石，还是不想加入剑道部吗？有那么厉害的身手，你要是不学习剑道，这简直就是犯罪啊！ |
| [02:57.117] | 白石：犯罪是吗？ |
| [02:58.841] | 堺：就是这样！一起学习剑道吧~啊？ |
| [03:02.140] | 白石：不要！说了不要就是不要！我先告辞了~ |
| [03:07.289] | 堺：啊！等……等一下嘛！ |
| [03:09.257] | 白石：我请你别跟了！ |
| [03:15.349] | 堺：你听我把话说完么~ |
| [03:16.475] | 白石：我听完了，听的一清二楚！ |
| [03:19.216] | 堺：等一下吧，白石 |
| [03:19.741] | 白石：请你别再跟了！！！ |
| [03:20.996] | （小白上电梯了，小堺锤墙） |
| [03:24.180] | 堺：可恶！ |
| [03:24.444] | （小堺跑楼梯，按门铃） |
| [03:28.44] | 白石：你好，请问哪位？ |
| [03:42.363] | 堺：我是堺！你要不开门我就不走了！白石，求你了，把我的话听完吧！你是个为剑道而生的人！喂，白…… |
| [04:01.831] | （门开了） |
| [04:03.719] | 堺：白石…… |
| [04:06.23] | （被撒了一把盐，日本有撒盐驱邪的风俗） |
| [04:07.647] | 白石：请你回去！ |
| [04:09.119] | （把门关上） |
| [04:10.84] | 堺：这什么啊？呸！呸！盐？啊……我又不是什么脏东西？！ |
| ti: 02 | |
| [00:01.364] | zhong dao: wei, jiang tian! |
| [00:03.760] | jiang tian: en? |
| [00:05.124] | zhong dao: jie yi zhi zai yao qing de na ge jiao bai shi de jia huo zhen de hen qiang ma? |
| [00:07.414] | jiang tian: shei zhi dao ne |
| [00:08.596] | gong ben: bai shi hao xiang shi gao zhong cai jin de huang lin, gang cai ting yi nian ji de xin bu yuan shuo, hao xiang chu zhong mei ren gen ta tong guo ban |
| [00:15.68] | jiang tian: shi ma? na jiu geng bu zhi dao le |
| [00:18.364] | gong ben: bu guo neng rang jie gen de na me pin ming de hua, na jia huo ying gai hen qiang cai shi dan shi, zai zen me qiang, zhong yao de shi, bai shi bu shi bu yuan yi ru bu me |
| [00:28.646] | jiang tian: jiu shi shuo me jiu suan zheng tian gen zai ta hou mian |
| [00:32.692] | zhong dao: na! bai shi shi ge zen me yang de ren? wo cong lai dou mei kan dao guo |
| [00:36.344] | jiang tian: shi ma dao shi ge rang ren gan jue bu tai hao de jia huo. dan shi zhang de hen bai, ye hen piao liang o |
| [00:43.759] | gong ben: ha ha |
| [00:45.12] | jiang tian: zen me le? |
| [00:46.395] | gong ben: mei shen me. bai shi hen piao liang de hua wo dao shi you dian ming bai le |
| [00:51.383] | zhong dao: ha? |
| [00:52.227] | gong ben: ai ya, gao lai bu shi bei ri xiang ye qiang zou le ma? |
| [00:56.247] | zhong dao: a ni shuo de shi zhe ge a na ge chuan yan yuan lai shi zhen de a? |
| [00:59.616] | gong ben: bu shi, yao yan yao yan er yi jiu shi ge e mo a |
| [01:02.407] | men bei chuai kai, zhe ke lian de men hu mo hu mo |
| [01:04.212] | jie: wo he lin zen me le? |
| [01:06.663] | gong ben: jie? |
| [01:08.719] | jiang tian: hao kuai a, xue sheng hui de hui yi yi jing jie shu le ma? |
| [01:13.148] | jie: chen zhe bie ren bu zai de shi hou, jiu zai bei hou ji ji wai wai de shuo zhei xie you de mei de! shen me jiao bei ri xiang ye qiang zou le? lin zhi shi yi zhi shou wo zhao gu de qing mei zhu ma er yi, dao di yao wo shuo ji ci cai ming bai a?! |
| [01:26.851] | jiang tian: a, na ge wo men zhi shi zai shuo bai shi de shi ma |
| [01:31.195] | gong ben: shi de shi de, zai tao lun ta shi bu shi zhen de hen li hai zhi lei de |
| [01:34.355] | jie: shi bu shi hen li hai? |
| [01:35.790] | jiang tian: a, na ge, wo men dou mei kan dao guo me |
| [01:38.563] | jie: wo kan dao guo le me! yong zhe shuang yan! zhi qian bu jiu shuo guo le ma na jia huo zai wo yan qian jiu le wo mei mei! yi yi di si, wan sheng! |
| [01:48.356] | zhong dao: dan shi, jie, huo xu bai shi zhen de shi hen li hai, ta zhen de you ke neng ru bu ma? |
| [01:54.18] | jiang tian: ni quan le ta zhe me duo hui, bu shi yi dian xiao guo dou mei you me |
| [01:58.62] | jie: a, na shi yin wei |
| [02:00.158] | gong ben: sui ran bu xiang shuo, dan shi hai shi fang qi bi jiao hao ba |
| [02:02.938] | jiang tian: jiu suan ni zai zen me xiang yao ta ru bu, ru guo ta ben ren mei zhe ge yi yuan ye mei ban fa bu shi? |
| [02:07.370] | jie: wo yi ding yao rang bai shi ru bu! ni men gei wo kan zhe! |
| [02:10.798] | jiang tian: bu ke neng! |
| [02:12.66] | jie: zhe shi ke neng de! |
| [02:13.190] | zhong dao: shei zhi dao ne |
| [02:13.607] | gong ben: a, wo men lai da du ba! |
| [02:16.950] | jie: da du? |
| [02:17.674] | gong ben: shi de, wo du 100 bai shi bu ke neng ru bu! |
| [02:21.765] | jiang tian: na wo ye du 100, bai shi bu ke neng ru bu! |
| [02:25.998] | zhong dao wo du 1000 |
| [02:26.318] | jie: 5000! |
| [02:28.41] | pao hui san ren: a? ei? |
| [02:29.617] | jie: wo du 5000 bai shi yi ding ru bu! wo yi ding rang bai shi ru jian dao bu gei ni men! |
| [02:37.461] | bai shi: ni dao di zhun bei gen dao shen me shi hou? |
| [02:44.109] | jie: wo jia ye zai zhe bian a ni zhi dao de ba? na, bai shi, hai shi bu xiang jia ru jian dao bu ma? you na me li hai de shen shou, ni yao shi bu xue xi jian dao, zhe jian zhi jiu shi fan zui a! |
| [02:57.117] | bai shi: fan zui shi ma? |
| [02:58.841] | jie: jiu shi zhe yang! yi qi xue xi jian dao ba a? |
| [03:02.140] | bai shi: bu yao! shuo liao bu yao jiu shi bu yao! wo xian gao ci le |
| [03:07.289] | jie: a! deng deng yi xia ma! |
| [03:09.257] | bai shi: wo qing ni bie gen le! |
| [03:15.349] | jie: ni ting wo ba hua shuo wan me |
| [03:16.475] | bai shi: wo ting wan le, ting de yi qing er chu! |
| [03:19.216] | jie: deng yi xia ba, bai shi |
| [03:19.741] | bai shi: qing ni bie zai gen le!!! |
| [03:20.996] | xiao bai shang dian ti le, xiao jie chui qiang |
| [03:24.180] | jie: ke wu! |
| [03:24.444] | xiao jie pao lou ti, an men ling |
| [03:28.44] | bai shi: ni hao, qing wen na wei? |
| [03:42.363] | jie: wo shi jie! ni yao bu kai men wo jiu bu zou le! bai shi, qiu ni le, ba wo de hua ting wan ba! ni shi ge wei jian dao er sheng de ren! wei, bai |
| [04:01.831] | men kai le |
| [04:03.719] | jie: bai shi |
| [04:06.23] | bei sa le yi ba yan, ri ben you sa yan qu xie de feng su |
| [04:07.647] | bai shi: qing ni hui qu! |
| [04:09.119] | ba men guan shang |
| [04:10.84] | jie: zhe shen me a? pei! pei! yan? a wo you bu shi shen me zang dong xi?! |
| ti: 02 | |
| [00:01.364] | zhōng dǎo: wèi, jiāng tián! |
| [00:03.760] | jiāng tián: ēn? |
| [00:05.124] | zhōng dǎo: jiè yī zhí zài yāo qǐng de nà gè jiào bái shí de jiā huo zhēn de hěn qiáng ma? |
| [00:07.414] | jiāng tián: shéi zhī dào ne |
| [00:08.596] | gōng běn: bái shí hǎo xiàng shì gāo zhōng cái jìn de huáng lín, gāng cái tīng yī nián jí de xīn bù yuán shuō, hǎo xiàng chū zhōng méi rén gēn tā tóng guò bān |
| [00:15.68] | jiāng tián: shì ma? nà jiù gèng bù zhī dào le |
| [00:18.364] | gōng běn: bù guò néng ràng jiè gēn de nà me pīn mìng de huà, nà jiā huo yīng gāi hěn qiáng cái shì dàn shì, zài zěn me qiáng, zhòng yào de shì, bái shí bú shì bù yuàn yì rù bù me |
| [00:28.646] | jiāng tián: jiù shì shuō me jiù suàn zhěng tiān gēn zài tā hòu miàn |
| [00:32.692] | zhōng dǎo: nà! bái shí shì gè zěn me yàng de rén? wǒ cóng lái dōu méi kàn dào guò |
| [00:36.344] | jiāng tián: shì ma dǎo shì gè ràng rén gǎn jué bù tài hǎo de jiā huo. dàn shì zhǎng de hěn bái, yě hěn piào liàng ō |
| [00:43.759] | gōng běn: hā hā |
| [00:45.12] | jiāng tián: zěn me le? |
| [00:46.395] | gōng běn: méi shén me. bái shí hěn piào liàng de huà wǒ dǎo shì yǒu diǎn míng bái le |
| [00:51.383] | zhōng dǎo: hā? |
| [00:52.227] | gōng běn: āi yā, gāo lài bú shì bèi rì xiàng yě qiǎng zǒu le ma? |
| [00:56.247] | zhōng dǎo: a nǐ shuō de shì zhè gè a nà gè chuán yán yuán lái shì zhēn de a? |
| [00:59.616] | gōng běn: bú shì, yáo yán yáo yán ér yǐ jiù shì gè è mó a |
| [01:02.407] | mén bèi chuài kāi, zhè kě lián de mén hǔ mō hǔ mō |
| [01:04.212] | jiè: wǒ hé lín zěn me le? |
| [01:06.663] | gōng běn: jiè? |
| [01:08.719] | jiāng tián: hǎo kuài a, xué shēng huì de huì yì yǐ jīng jié shù le ma? |
| [01:13.148] | jiè: chèn zhe bié rén bù zài de shí hòu, jiù zài bèi hòu jī jī wāi wāi de shuō zhèi xiē yǒu de méi de! shén me jiào bèi rì xiàng yě qiǎng zǒu le? lín zhǐ shì yī zhí shòu wǒ zhào gù de qīng méi zhú mǎ ér yǐ, dào dǐ yào wǒ shuō jǐ cì cái míng bái a?! |
| [01:26.851] | jiāng tián: a, nà gè wǒ men zhǐ shì zài shuō bái shí de shì ma |
| [01:31.195] | gōng běn: shì de shì de, zài tǎo lùn tā shì bú shì zhēn de hěn lì hài zhī lèi de |
| [01:34.355] | jiè: shì bú shì hěn lì hài? |
| [01:35.790] | jiāng tián: a, nà gè, wǒ men dōu méi kàn dào guò me |
| [01:38.563] | jiè: wǒ kàn dào guò le me! yòng zhè shuāng yǎn! zhī qián bù jiù shuō guò le ma nà jiā huo zài wǒ yǎn qián jiù le wǒ mèi mei! yǐ yī dí sì, wán shèng! |
| [01:48.356] | zhōng dǎo: dàn shì, jiè, huò xǔ bái shí zhēn de shì hěn lì hài, tā zhēn de yǒu kě néng rù bù ma? |
| [01:54.18] | jiāng tián: nǐ quàn le tā zhè me duō huí, bú shì yì diǎn xiào guǒ dōu méi yǒu me |
| [01:58.62] | jiè: a, nà shi yīn wèi |
| [02:00.158] | gōng běn: suī rán bù xiǎng shuō, dàn shì hái shì fàng qì bǐ jiào hǎo ba |
| [02:02.938] | jiāng tián: jiù suàn nǐ zài zěn me xiǎng yào tā rù bù, rú guǒ tā běn rén méi zhè gè yì yuàn yě méi bàn fǎ bú shì? |
| [02:07.370] | jiè: wǒ yí dìng yào ràng bái shí rù bù! nǐ men gěi wǒ kàn zhe! |
| [02:10.798] | jiāng tián: bù kě néng! |
| [02:12.66] | jiè: zhè shì kě néng de! |
| [02:13.190] | zhōng dǎo: shéi zhī dào ne |
| [02:13.607] | gōng běn: a, wǒ men lái dǎ dǔ ba! |
| [02:16.950] | jiè: dǎ dǔ? |
| [02:17.674] | gōng běn: shì de, wǒ dǔ 100 bái shí bù kě néng rù bù! |
| [02:21.765] | jiāng tián: nà wǒ yě dǔ 100, bái shí bù kě néng rù bù! |
| [02:25.998] | zhōng dǎo wǒ dǔ 1000 |
| [02:26.318] | jiè: 5000! |
| [02:28.41] | pào huī sān rén: a? éi? |
| [02:29.617] | jiè: wǒ dǔ 5000 bái shí yí dìng rù bù! wǒ yí dìng ràng bái shí rú jiàn dào bù gěi nǐ men! |
| [02:37.461] | bái shí: nǐ dào dǐ zhǔn bèi gēn dào shén me shí hòu? |
| [02:44.109] | jiè: wǒ jiā yě zài zhè biān a nǐ zhī dào de ba? nà, bái shí, hái shì bù xiǎng jiā rù jiàn dào bù ma? yǒu nà me lì hài de shēn shǒu, nǐ yào shì bù xué xí jiàn dào, zhè jiǎn zhí jiù shì fàn zuì a! |
| [02:57.117] | bái shí: fàn zuì shì ma? |
| [02:58.841] | jiè: jiù shì zhè yàng! yì qǐ xué xí jiàn dào ba a? |
| [03:02.140] | bái shí: bú yào! shuō liǎo bù yào jiù shì bú yào! wǒ xiān gào cí le |
| [03:07.289] | jiè: a! děng děng yī xià ma! |
| [03:09.257] | bái shí: wǒ qǐng nǐ bié gēn le! |
| [03:15.349] | jiè: nǐ tīng wǒ bǎ huà shuō wán me |
| [03:16.475] | bái shí: wǒ tīng wán le, tīng de yī qīng èr chǔ! |
| [03:19.216] | jiè: děng yī xià ba, bái shí |
| [03:19.741] | bái shí: qǐng nǐ bié zài gēn le!!! |
| [03:20.996] | xiǎo bái shàng diàn tī le, xiǎo jiè chuí qiáng |
| [03:24.180] | jiè: kě wù! |
| [03:24.444] | xiǎo jiè pǎo lóu tī, àn mén líng |
| [03:28.44] | bái shí: nǐ hǎo, qǐng wèn nǎ wèi? |
| [03:42.363] | jiè: wǒ shì jiè! nǐ yào bù kāi mén wǒ jiù bù zǒu le! bái shí, qiú nǐ le, bǎ wǒ de huà tīng wán ba! nǐ shì gè wèi jiàn dào ér shēng de rén! wèi, bái |
| [04:01.831] | mén kāi le |
| [04:03.719] | jiè: bái shí |
| [04:06.23] | bèi sā le yī bǎ yán, rì běn yǒu sā yán qū xié de fēng sú |
| [04:07.647] | bái shí: qǐng nǐ huí qù! |
| [04:09.119] | bǎ mén guān shàng |
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