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My parents must've disliked me. they left me in the lurch |
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Packed me in a basket which was left in a church |
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It was found by a nun |
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Who took one peep and run |
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Screaming 'there's an eye in the middle of his head!' |
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The man in charge reflected and then to me he said, |
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'all men are born equal. you can earn your daily bread; |
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Go now to the belfry |
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Where the bats are blind and can't see |
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There's an eye in the middle of your head.' |
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I sat there in the gloom, thought about my lousy luck; |
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At least if your body's offensive then your clothes cover it up |
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But my forehead is quite smooth |
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Except for one circular groove |
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And that's the eye in the middle of my head. |
