| 歌曲 | Ironic |
| 歌手 | Scala & Kolacny Brothers |
| 专辑 | Scala & Kolacny Brothers |
| An old man turned ninety-eight | |
| He won the lottery and died the next day | |
| It's a black fly in your | |
| Chardonnay | |
| It's a death row pardon two minutes too late | |
| And isn't it ironic... don't you think? | |
| It's like rain on your wedding day | |
| It's a free ride when you've already paid | |
| It's the good advice that you just didn't take | |
| And who would've thought... it figures | |
| Mr. Play It | |
| Safe was afraid to fly | |
| He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye | |
| He waited his whole damn life to take that flight | |
| And as the plane crashed down he thought"Well isn't this nice..." | |
| And isn't it ironic... don't you think? | |
| It's like rain on your wedding day | |
| It's a free ride when you've already paid | |
| It's the good advice that you just didn't take | |
| And who would've thought... it figures | |
| Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you | |
| When you think everything's okay and everything's going right | |
| And life has a funny way of helping you out when | |
| You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face | |
| A traffic jam when you're already late | |
| A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break | |
| It's like ten thousand spoons | |
| When all you need is a knife | |
| It's meeting the man of my dreams | |
| And then meeting his beautiful wife, hm... | |
| And isn't it ironic... don't you think? | |
| A little too ironic... and yeah | |
| I really do think | |
| It's like rain on your wedding day | |
| It's a free ride when you've already paid | |
| It's the good advice that you just didn't take | |
| And who would've thought... it figures | |
| Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you | |
| Life has a funny, funny way, helping you out | |
| Helping you out |
| [00:14.75] | yǒu gè lǎo rén jīn nián jiǔ shí bā suì |
| [00:20.05] | tā cǎi piào zhōng le dà jiǎng |
| [00:24.85] | dàn dì èr tiān tā jiù sǐ le |
| [00:27.80] | zhè jiù xiàng shì yī bēi fǎ guó hóng jiǔ lǐ yǒu zhǐ hēi cāng yíng |
| [00:34.90] | jiù xiàng bèi shè miǎn le de sǐ xíng |
| [00:38.05] | bù guò chí dào le liǎng fēn zhōng |
| [00:39.95] | zhè zhēn shì fěng cì |
| [00:40.40] | nán dào bú shì ma? |
| [00:44.95] | jiù xiàng nǐ hūn lǐ nà tiān |
| [00:51.85] | xià qǐ le dà yǔ |
| [00:53.95] | jiù xiàng yǒu rén yào dā nǐ yī chéng |
| [00:57.55] | nǐ què zhèng hǎo mǎi le chē piào |
| [01:03.20] | jiù xiàng dé dào yí gè zhōng gào |
| [01:06.46] | nǐ què zhì zhī bù lǐ |
| [01:13.15] | shuí néng xiǎng dào zhèi xiē dōng xī de zhòng yào xìng ne |
| [01:18.35] | ān quán dì yī" xiān shēng hài pà zuò fēi jī |
| [01:21.25] | yǒu yì tiān tā zhuāng hǎo tā de xíng lǐ |
| [01:24.45] | yǔ hái zi men wěn bié |
| [01:28.35] | tā děng le yī bèi zi |
| [01:31.30] | hái shì yào lái zuò zhè tàng fēi jī |
| [01:34.65] | dāng tā de fēi jī shī shì shí, tā xiǎng dào: |
| [01:37.45] | zhè kě zhēn gòu jìn |
| [01:41.18] | zhè zhēn shì fěng cì |
| [01:44.00] | nán dào bú shì ma |
| [01:47.93] | jiù xiàng nǐ hūn lǐ nà tiān |
| [01:50.00] | xià qǐ le dà yǔ |
| [01:53.34] | jiù xiàng yǒu rén yào dā nǐ yī chéng |
| [01:55.95] | nǐ què zhèng hǎo mǎi le chē piào |
| [01:59.90] | jiù xiàng dé dào yí gè zhōng gào |
| [02:00.00] | nǐ què zhì zhī bù lǐ |
| [02:02.85] | shuí néng xiǎng dào zhèi xiē dōng xī de zhòng yào xìng ne |
| [02:09.85] | shēng huó kě zhēn yǒu qù |
| [02:12.25] | dāng nǐ rèn wéi yī qiè dōu hěn ok de shí hòu zǒng huì xì nòng nǐ yī xià |
| [02:22.25] | shēng huó kě zhēn yǒu qù |
| [02:24.40] | dāng nǐ dǎo méi tòu dǐng, yī qiè dōu bèi nǐ gǎo zá le de shí hòu |
| [02:28.95] | yòu huì bāng nǐ yī bǎ |
| [02:35.90] | nǐ yǐ jīng chí dào le |
| [02:38.70] | què hái yù shàng sāi chē |
| [02:41.75] | dāng nǐ xiū xī de shí hòu què bèi jìn zhǐ xī yān |
| [02:48.30] | jiù xiàng yǒu chéng qiān shàng wàn de sháo zi |
| [02:51.00] | dàn nǐ xū yào de shì dāo zi |
| [02:55.28] | jiù xiàng zhōng yú yù jiàn nǐ de mèng zhōng de wáng zǐ |
| [02:57.85] | hé tā měi lì de qī zǐ zài yì qǐ |
| [03:01.80] | zhè kě zhēn shì fěng cì |
| [03:05.40] | nǐ bù jué de zhè yě tài fěng cì le ma |
| [03:12.70] | wǒ jué de rú cǐ |
| [03:15.14] | jiù xiàng nǐ hūn lǐ nà tiān |
| [03:19.20] | xià qǐ le dà yǔ |
| [03:21.55] | jiù xiàng yǒu rén yào dā nǐ yī chéng, nǐ què zhèng hǎo mǎi le chē piào |
| [03:27.75] | jiù xiàng dé dào yí gè zhōng gào |
| [03:31.24] | nǐ què zhì zhī bù lǐ |
| [03:34.35] | shuí néng xiǎng dào zhèi xiē dōng xī de zhòng yào xìng ne |
| [03:47.00] | shēng huó zǒng shì mò míng qí miào dòu nǐ yī xià |
| [03:54.05] | |
| [04:01.85] | yòu huì mò míng qí miào bāng nǐ yī bǎ |
| [04:06.95] | bāng nǐ yī bǎ |