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You've got your |
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Volvo and yor little mortgage. |
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All your things of value all wrapped up in storage. |
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You've got 2.4 children named |
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Dick and Jane. |
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They look like |
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Ken and Barby and you dress them both the same. |
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You've got a dog named |
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Rover, a cat named |
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Moggy, You're wife wont let you in the car if it gets a little foggy. |
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I dont wanna be the one to say that you got boring, |
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But you walk you dog at 6:30am every morning. |
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. |
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But you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. |
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But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. |
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Your in the same job till the day that you retire, |
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You happy just to sit home, your feet up by the fire. |
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It's OK to spend all of your fridays down the pub, |
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But you should have drawn the line at joining the caravan club, |
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You'd Rather stay home and watch |
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T.V. than come out and socialise with li'l ol' me. |
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I dont wanna be the one to say that you got boring, |
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But when you start talking people start yawning. |
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. |
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But you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. |
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But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. |
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. |
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You wash and clean your car out every single sunday mornign. |
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You still enjoy surprises, you just need alot of warning. |
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You concentrate on golf now to improve your handicap, |
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You sit down for a harty meal then lie down for a nap. |
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You think you're wifes at bingo but she's here with me instead, |
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You wouldnt misunderstnad her if you just listened to what she said. |
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I dont wanna be the one to say that you got boring, |
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But you've lived and work and you probably die in the same town you were born in. |
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. |
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But you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. |
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But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. |
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. |
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. |
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But you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. |
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But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. |
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. |
