| [00:01.04] | 下面是乱感觉娱乐频道网络广播，听众朋友们，你们好。 |
| [00:03.93] | 这是一对狗男女（哦不！）非主流男女之间的一次对话。 |
| [00:06.39] | 他们在网络上勾搭了（哦不！）在网络上相识了。 |
| [00:08.88] | 后来上演了一段浪漫的爱情闹剧（哦不！）爱情韩剧。 |
| [00:12.51] | = =。 本故事纯属虚构 如有雷同 太刺激了。。。 |
| [00:20.87] | 合： |
| [00:22.57] | 偶素非主流 偶非常滴口耐 |
| [00:25.53] | 你有米有听到偶讲话都很奇怪 |
| [00:28.41] | 某男子： |
| [00:28.89] | 表招惹偶哦 偶素某帮派滴 |
| [00:30.29] | 小心偶和（han）偶滴兄弟去t你滴pp |
| [00:33.46] | 合： |
| [00:33.70] | 偶素非主流 偶非常滴口耐 |
| [00:36.34] | 你有米有看到偶打扮都很奇怪 |
| [00:39.13] | 某女子: |
| [00:39.30] | 表欺负偶哦 偶素某家族滴 |
| [00:41.92] | 小心偶劲舞里亲耐滴会t你滴pp |
| [00:44.41] | 某男子： |
| [00:44.60] | mm丫~初次见面 |
| [00:47.05] | 偶看到你滴空间有好多漂漂片片 |
| [00:50.15] | 你有米有看到偶给你滴留言？ |
| [00:52.61] | 偶素不素可以约你出来见个面？ |
| [00:55.00] | 某女子： |
| [00:55.21] | gg丫~呼呼~你真讨厌~ |
| [00:57.97] | 其实偶早就去过你滴空间 |
| [01:00.64] | 早知道你滴昵称叫做“某男子” |
| [01:03.16] | 真的好巧，偶滴昵称叫做“某女子” |
| [01:06.19] | 某男子： |
| [01:06.50] | mm快点打开视频 让偶看看你 |
| [01:08.85] | 偶坐在这里聊天聊得有点等不及 |
| [01:11.53] | 其实。。偶素真滴一直稀饭你 |
| [01:14.20] | 最稀饭滴就是你用繁体字讲话滴语气 |
| [01:17.04] | 某女子： |
| [01:17.42] | 好勒啦~给你看 偶今天涂了新的腮红 |
| [01:20.22] | 偶稀饭用眼线液涂黑色的眼影 |
| [01:22.60] | gg 好稀饭你嘴上那个黑色唇钉 |
| [01:25.17] | 不知道偶们如果接吻的话 你会不会疼？ |
| [01:28.15] | 某男子： |
| [01:28.40] | 不会勒啦~这样比较非主流~ |
| [01:30.73] | 偶今天刚刚烫了亚麻色的锡纸头 |
| [01:33.33] | 你看 偶这边的耳朵上有十七个耳洞 |
| [01:36.13] | 偶十七岁滴生日穿滴 一点也不疼 |
| [01:38.85] | 某女子： |
| [01:39.09] | 哇哦~gg哦~你真滴好帅~ |
| [01:41.47] | 偶看你到玩劲舞也跳得好快~ |
| [01:44.32] | 好稀饭哦。。。偶有点想做耐~ |
| [01:46.98] | 不知道你素不素那个也会很快~ |
| [01:49.82] | 某男子： |
| [01:49.99] | 才不会勒啦~人家那个好厉害 |
| [01:52.45] | 不如今晚咱们见面偶真的非常期待 |
| [01:55.24] | 偶会带着相机做耐时候拍拍 |
| [01:58.26] | ps以后发到偶们空间里来 |
| [02:00.74] | 某女子： |
| [02:00.96] | 讨厌勒啦~gg你真的好坏~ |
| [02:03.43] | 米有七百万像素滴相机才不跟你拍拍 |
| [02:06.43] | 偶先说好 偶不素个随便滴人哦 |
| [02:09.00] | 你以后只许爱偶一个 要写在资料里哦 |
| [02:11.73] | 话外音： |
| [02:12.13] | mc良良： |
| [02:13.21] | 于是 这俩个sb 就这样见了面 |
| [02:14.66] | 然后一起到某个旅馆里面开了一个房间 |
| [02:17.33] | 后来发生的事情 说不说都随便 |
| [02:19.65] | 反正每天都有类似的事情发生在你身边 |
| [02:22.68] | 这只是一个故事 俩主角都没有素质 |
| [02:25.26] | 中学还没毕业 就缺得不像样子 |
| [02:28.15] | 所以我有这样的孩子我一定会很伤心 |
| [02:30.80] | 所以我打心里很想去问候他们的母亲 |
| [02:33.65] | 我并没有打算让这个故事发人深省 |
| [02:36.19] | 我也不会缺到去泡非主流的女生 |
| [02:38.95] | 文化没有 素质没有 还搞虾米非主流 |
| [02:41.73] | = =。 拜托 一个一个简直都是小丑 |
| [02:44.27] | jing: |
| [02:44.78] | eh ******. |
| [02:45.42] | 你是非主流还是飞主流 |
| [02:46.67] | u better check them out. |
| [02:49.05] | these little kids are non-mainstream? |
| [02:52.64] | come on they look like circus chicks. |
| [02:54.49] | are u guys trying to be a acrobatic troupe |
| [02:55.69] | or is it me just thinking too much. |
| [02:57.60] | if u love body peircing soo much |
| [02:59.17] | then let me give u a suggestion, |
| [03:00.97] | how bout get a peircing on ur butt crack. |
| [03:03.04] | whats it suppose to call? |
| [03:05.02] | a butt crack peirce? (hahaha ...) |
| [03:07.50] | my mom didnt tought me very well enough to |
| [03:10.14] | be a gentle lady. |
| [03:11.99] | but atlease we know the difference between clowns |
| [03:13.84] | go take a look urself in the merrior. |
| [03:15.26] | what do u see? |
| [03:16.38] | u see a clown. |
| [00:01.04] | xia mian shi luan gan jue yu le pin dao wang luo guang bo, ting zhong peng you men, ni men hao. |
| [00:03.93] | zhe shi yi dui gou nan nv o bu! fei zhu liu nan nv zhi jian de yi ci dui hua. |
| [00:06.39] | ta men zai wang luo shang gou da le o bu! zai wang luo shang xiang shi le. |
| [00:08.88] | hou lai shang yan le yi duan lang man de ai qing nao ju o bu! ai qing han ju. |
| [00:12.51] | . ben gu shi chun shu xu gou ru you lei tong tai ci ji le... |
| [00:20.87] | he: |
| [00:22.57] | ou su fei zhu liu ou fei chang di kou nai |
| [00:25.53] | ni you mi you ting dao ou jiang hua dou hen qi guai |
| [00:28.41] | mou nan zi: |
| [00:28.89] | biao zhao re ou o ou su mou bang pai di |
| [00:30.29] | xiao xin ou he han ou di xiong di qu t ni di pp |
| [00:33.46] | he: |
| [00:33.70] | ou su fei zhu liu ou fei chang di kou nai |
| [00:36.34] | ni you mi you kan dao ou da ban dou hen qi guai |
| [00:39.13] | mou nv zi: |
| [00:39.30] | biao qi fu ou o ou su mou jia zu di |
| [00:41.92] | xiao xin ou jin wu li qin nai di hui t ni di pp |
| [00:44.41] | mou nan zi: |
| [00:44.60] | mm ya chu ci jian mian |
| [00:47.05] | ou kan dao ni di kong jian you hao duo piao piao pian pian |
| [00:50.15] | ni you mi you kan dao ou gei ni di liu yan? |
| [00:52.61] | ou su bu su ke yi yue ni chu lai jian ge mian? |
| [00:55.00] | mou nv zi: |
| [00:55.21] | gg ya hu hu ni zhen tao yan |
| [00:57.97] | qi shi ou zao jiu qu guo ni di kong jian |
| [01:00.64] | zao zhi dao ni di ni cheng jiao zuo" mou nan zi" |
| [01:03.16] | zhen de hao qiao, ou di ni cheng jiao zuo" mou nv zi" |
| [01:06.19] | mou nan zi: |
| [01:06.50] | mm kuai dian da kai shi pin rang ou kan kan ni |
| [01:08.85] | ou zuo zai zhe li liao tian liao de you dian deng bu ji |
| [01:11.53] | qi shi.. ou su zhen di yi zhi xi fan ni |
| [01:14.20] | zui xi fan di jiu shi ni yong fan ti zi jiang hua di yu qi |
| [01:17.04] | mou nv zi: |
| [01:17.42] | hao lei la gei ni kan ou jin tian tu le xin de sai hong |
| [01:20.22] | ou xi fan yong yan xian ye tu hei se de yan ying |
| [01:22.60] | gg hao xi fan ni zui shang na ge hei se chun ding |
| [01:25.17] | bu zhi dao ou men ru guo jie wen de hua ni hui bu hui teng? |
| [01:28.15] | mou nan zi: |
| [01:28.40] | bu hui lei la zhe yang bi jiao fei zhu liu |
| [01:30.73] | ou jin tian gang gang tang le ya ma se de xi zhi tou |
| [01:33.33] | ni kan ou zhe bian de er duo shang you shi qi ge er dong |
| [01:36.13] | ou shi qi sui di sheng ri chuan di yi dian ye bu teng |
| [01:38.85] | mou nv zi: |
| [01:39.09] | wa o gg o ni zhen di hao shuai |
| [01:41.47] | ou kan ni dao wan jin wu ye tiao de hao kuai |
| [01:44.32] | hao xi fan o... ou you dian xiang zuo nai |
| [01:46.98] | bu zhi dao ni su bu su na ge ye hui hen kuai |
| [01:49.82] | mou nan zi: |
| [01:49.99] | cai bu hui lei la ren jia na ge hao li hai |
| [01:52.45] | bu ru jin wan zan men jian mian ou zhen de fei chang qi dai |
| [01:55.24] | ou hui dai zhe xiang ji zuo nai shi hou pai pai |
| [01:58.26] | ps yi hou fa dao ou men kong jian li lai |
| [02:00.74] | mou nv zi: |
| [02:00.96] | tao yan lei la gg ni zhen de hao huai |
| [02:03.43] | mi you qi bai wan xiang su di xiang ji cai bu gen ni pai pai |
| [02:06.43] | ou xian shuo hao ou bu su ge sui bian di ren o |
| [02:09.00] | ni yi hou zhi xu ai ou yi ge yao xie zai zi liao li o |
| [02:11.73] | hua wai yin: |
| [02:12.13] | mc liang liang: |
| [02:13.21] | yu shi zhe lia ge sb jiu zhe yang jian le mian |
| [02:14.66] | ran hou yi qi dao mou ge lv guan li mian kai le yi ge fang jian |
| [02:17.33] | hou lai fa sheng de shi qing shuo bu shuo dou sui bian |
| [02:19.65] | fan zheng mei tian du you lei si de shi qing fa sheng zai ni shen bian |
| [02:22.68] | zhe zhi shi yi ge gu shi lia zhu jue dou mei you su zhi |
| [02:25.26] | zhong xue hai mei bi ye jiu que de bu xiang yang zi |
| [02:28.15] | suo yi wo you zhe yang de hai zi wo yi ding hui hen shang xin |
| [02:30.80] | suo yi wo da xin li hen xiang qu wen hou ta men de mu qin |
| [02:33.65] | wo bing mei you da suan rang zhe ge gu shi fa ren shen xing |
| [02:36.19] | wo ye bu hui que dao qu pao fei zhu liu de nv sheng |
| [02:38.95] | wen hua mei you su zhi mei you hai gao xia mi fei zhu liu |
| [02:41.73] | . bai tuo yi ge yi ge jian zhi dou shi xiao chou |
| [02:44.27] | jing: |
| [02:44.78] | eh . |
| [02:45.42] | ni shi fei zhu liu hai shi fei zhu liu |
| [02:46.67] | u better check them out. |
| [02:49.05] | these little kids are nonmainstream? |
| [02:52.64] | come on they look like circus chicks. |
| [02:54.49] | are u guys trying to be a acrobatic troupe |
| [02:55.69] | or is it me just thinking too much. |
| [02:57.60] | if u love body peircing soo much |
| [02:59.17] | then let me give u a suggestion, |
| [03:00.97] | how bout get a peircing on ur butt crack. |
| [03:03.04] | whats it suppose to call? |
| [03:05.02] | a butt crack peirce? hahaha ... |
| [03:07.50] | my mom didnt tought me very well enough to |
| [03:10.14] | be a gentle lady. |
| [03:11.99] | but atlease we know the difference between clowns |
| [03:13.84] | go take a look urself in the merrior. |
| [03:15.26] | what do u see? |
| [03:16.38] | u see a clown. |
| [00:01.04] | xià miàn shì luàn gǎn jué yú lè pín dào wǎng luò guǎng bō, tīng zhòng péng yǒu men, nǐ men hǎo. |
| [00:03.93] | zhè shì yī duì gǒu nán nǚ ó bù! fēi zhǔ liú nán nǚ zhī jiān de yī cì duì huà. |
| [00:06.39] | tā men zài wǎng luò shàng gōu dā le ó bù! zài wǎng luò shàng xiàng shí le. |
| [00:08.88] | hòu lái shàng yǎn le yī duàn làng màn de ài qíng nào jù ó bù! ài qíng hán jù. |
| [00:12.51] | . běn gù shì chún shǔ xū gòu rú yǒu léi tóng tài cì jī le... |
| [00:20.87] | hé: |
| [00:22.57] | ǒu sù fēi zhǔ liú ǒu fēi cháng dī kǒu nài |
| [00:25.53] | nǐ yǒu mǐ yǒu tīng dào ǒu jiǎng huà dōu hěn qí guài |
| [00:28.41] | mǒu nán zǐ: |
| [00:28.89] | biǎo zhāo rě ǒu ó ǒu sù mǒu bāng pài dī |
| [00:30.29] | xiǎo xīn ǒu hé han ǒu dī xiōng dì qù t nǐ dī pp |
| [00:33.46] | hé: |
| [00:33.70] | ǒu sù fēi zhǔ liú ǒu fēi cháng dī kǒu nài |
| [00:36.34] | nǐ yǒu mǐ yǒu kàn dào ǒu dǎ bàn dōu hěn qí guài |
| [00:39.13] | mǒu nǚ zǐ: |
| [00:39.30] | biǎo qī fù ǒu ó ǒu sù mǒu jiā zú dī |
| [00:41.92] | xiǎo xīn ǒu jìn wǔ lǐ qīn nài dī huì t nǐ dī pp |
| [00:44.41] | mǒu nán zǐ: |
| [00:44.60] | mm yā chū cì jiàn miàn |
| [00:47.05] | ǒu kàn dào nǐ dī kōng jiān yǒu hǎo duō piāo piāo piàn piàn |
| [00:50.15] | nǐ yǒu mǐ yǒu kàn dào ǒu gěi nǐ dī liú yán? |
| [00:52.61] | ǒu sù bù sù kě yǐ yuē nǐ chū lái jiàn gè miàn? |
| [00:55.00] | mǒu nǚ zǐ: |
| [00:55.21] | gg yā hū hū nǐ zhēn tǎo yàn |
| [00:57.97] | qí shí ǒu zǎo jiù qù guò nǐ dī kōng jiān |
| [01:00.64] | zǎo zhī dao nǐ dī nì chēng jiào zuò" mǒu nán zǐ" |
| [01:03.16] | zhēn de hǎo qiǎo, ǒu dī nì chēng jiào zuò" mǒu nǚ zǐ" |
| [01:06.19] | mǒu nán zǐ: |
| [01:06.50] | mm kuài diǎn dǎ kāi shì pín ràng ǒu kàn kàn nǐ |
| [01:08.85] | ǒu zuò zài zhè lǐ liáo tiān liáo dé yǒu diǎn děng bù jí |
| [01:11.53] | qí shí.. ǒu sù zhēn dī yī zhí xī fàn nǐ |
| [01:14.20] | zuì xī fàn dī jiù shì nǐ yòng fán tǐ zì jiǎng huà dī yǔ qì |
| [01:17.04] | mǒu nǚ zǐ: |
| [01:17.42] | hǎo lēi la gěi nǐ kàn ǒu jīn tiān tú le xīn de sāi hóng |
| [01:20.22] | ǒu xī fàn yòng yǎn xiàn yè tú hēi sè de yǎn yǐng |
| [01:22.60] | gg hǎo xī fàn nǐ zuǐ shàng nà gè hēi sè chún dīng |
| [01:25.17] | bù zhī dào ǒu men rú guǒ jiē wěn de huà nǐ huì bú huì téng? |
| [01:28.15] | mǒu nán zǐ: |
| [01:28.40] | bú huì lēi la zhè yàng bǐ jiào fēi zhǔ liú |
| [01:30.73] | ǒu jīn tiān gāng gāng tàng le yà má sè de xī zhǐ tóu |
| [01:33.33] | nǐ kàn ǒu zhè biān de ěr duǒ shàng yǒu shí qī ge ěr dòng |
| [01:36.13] | ǒu shí qī suì dī shēng rì chuān dī yì diǎn yě bù téng |
| [01:38.85] | mǒu nǚ zǐ: |
| [01:39.09] | wa ó gg ó nǐ zhēn dī hǎo shuài |
| [01:41.47] | ǒu kàn nǐ dào wán jìn wǔ yě tiào dé hǎo kuài |
| [01:44.32] | hǎo xī fàn ó... ǒu yǒu diǎn xiǎng zuò nài |
| [01:46.98] | bù zhī dào nǐ sù bù sù nà gè yě huì hěn kuài |
| [01:49.82] | mǒu nán zǐ: |
| [01:49.99] | cái bú huì lēi la rén jiā nà gè hǎo lì hài |
| [01:52.45] | bù rú jīn wǎn zán men jiàn miàn ǒu zhēn de fēi cháng qī dài |
| [01:55.24] | ǒu huì dài zhe xiàng jī zuò nài shí hòu pāi pāi |
| [01:58.26] | ps yǐ hòu fā dào ǒu men kōng jiān lǐ lái |
| [02:00.74] | mǒu nǚ zǐ: |
| [02:00.96] | tǎo yàn lēi la gg nǐ zhēn de hǎo huài |
| [02:03.43] | mǐ yǒu qī bǎi wàn xiàng sù dī xiàng jī cái bù gēn nǐ pāi pāi |
| [02:06.43] | ǒu xiān shuō hǎo ǒu bù sù gè suí biàn dī rén ó |
| [02:09.00] | nǐ yǐ hòu zhǐ xǔ ài ǒu yí gè yào xiě zài zī liào lǐ ó |
| [02:11.73] | huà wài yīn: |
| [02:12.13] | mc liáng liáng: |
| [02:13.21] | yú shì zhè liǎ gè sb jiù zhè yàng jiàn le miàn |
| [02:14.66] | rán hòu yì qǐ dào mǒu gè lǚ guǎn lǐ miàn kāi le yí gè fáng jiān |
| [02:17.33] | hòu lái fā shēng de shì qíng shuō bù shuō dōu suí biàn |
| [02:19.65] | fǎn zhèng měi tiān dū yǒu lèi sì de shì qíng fā shēng zài nǐ shēn biān |
| [02:22.68] | zhè zhǐ shì yí gè gù shì liǎ zhǔ jué dōu méi yǒu sù zhì |
| [02:25.26] | zhōng xué hái méi bì yè jiù quē dé bù xiàng yàng zi |
| [02:28.15] | suǒ yǐ wǒ yǒu zhè yàng de hái zi wǒ yí dìng huì hěn shāng xīn |
| [02:30.80] | suǒ yǐ wǒ dǎ xīn lǐ hěn xiǎng qù wèn hòu tā men de mǔ qīn |
| [02:33.65] | wǒ bìng méi yǒu dǎ suàn ràng zhè gè gù shì fā rén shēn xǐng |
| [02:36.19] | wǒ yě bú huì quē dào qù pào fēi zhǔ liú de nǚ shēng |
| [02:38.95] | wén huà méi yǒu sù zhì méi yǒu hái gǎo xiā mǐ fēi zhǔ liú |
| [02:41.73] | . bài tuō yí gè yí gè jiǎn zhí dōu shì xiǎo chǒu |
| [02:44.27] | jing: |
| [02:44.78] | eh . |
| [02:45.42] | nǐ shì fēi zhǔ liú hái shì fēi zhǔ liú |
| [02:46.67] | u better check them out. |
| [02:49.05] | these little kids are nonmainstream? |
| [02:52.64] | come on they look like circus chicks. |
| [02:54.49] | are u guys trying to be a acrobatic troupe |
| [02:55.69] | or is it me just thinking too much. |
| [02:57.60] | if u love body peircing soo much |
| [02:59.17] | then let me give u a suggestion, |
| [03:00.97] | how bout get a peircing on ur butt crack. |
| [03:03.04] | whats it suppose to call? |
| [03:05.02] | a butt crack peirce? hahaha ... |
| [03:07.50] | my mom didnt tought me very well enough to |
| [03:10.14] | be a gentle lady. |
| [03:11.99] | but atlease we know the difference between clowns |
| [03:13.84] | go take a look urself in the merrior. |
| [03:15.26] | what do u see? |
| [03:16.38] | u see a clown. |
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