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My mama's talkin' to me |
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She tells me how to live, |
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But I don't listen to her ' |
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Cause my head is like a sieve. |
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My daddy he disowned me ' |
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Cause I wear my sisters clothes, |
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He caught me in the bathroom |
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With a pair of pantyhose. |
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The basketball coach |
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Done kicked me off the team |
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For wearing hi-heel sneakers |
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And acting like a queen. |
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The world's coming to an end |
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And I don't even care, |
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As long as |
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I can have my limo |
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And my long blonde hair. |
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And it don't bother me |
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If people think |
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I'm funny, ' |
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Cause I'm a big rock star |
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And I make a lot of money! |
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I'm so bloody rich, |
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I own apartment buildings, |
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Shopping centers, condominiums |
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And I only know three chords! |
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You fools - watch me now. |