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MAX! Max had a car that's really sweet |
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Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks |
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Not just that but it chafs his neck |
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And he thinks it's stupid as heck |
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Max! Max! |
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Max! Max has got a car! |
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Yeah, a car! |
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A two door freakin' car! |
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It's fast! |
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It's fast! |
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It's really freakin' fast! |
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And, it is, really badass! |
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Max doesn't stop at stop signs |
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Cause they're retarded |
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What is that smell |
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I'm smelling? |
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He just farted |
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Never signals while changing lanes |
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Drives with no hands cause he's insane |
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And if you think that is absurd |
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He'll turn to you and flip a bird |
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Max! Max! |
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Max! Max has got a car! |
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Yeah, a car! |
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A two door freakin' car! |
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It has, gold rims! |
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They are really sick! |
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Yeah, like |
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Max! Max is really sick! |
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He talks on his cell phone |
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He doesn't use a bluetooth |
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And if you dent his car |
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He'll hit your face like |
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Babe Ruth |
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Uses the most expensive gas |
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His driving skills are unsurpassed |
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Does doughnuts every chance he gets |
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He's even cooler than |
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Pete Wentz |
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Max! Max! |
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Max! Max has got a car! |
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Yeah, a car! |
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A two door freakin' car! |
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He will, get his, license in six months |
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But now, he has, a provisional license |
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Wait! He only has his provisional driver's license? |
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But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times! |
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What!? His mom's been in the back seat the whole time? |
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So she's condoning these illegal activities!? |
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Shame on you, |
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Max's mom! |
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Shame! Max! |
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Look out! |
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A cliff! Right in front of you! |
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Yeah! A cliff! |
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A big ass freakin' cliff! |
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Crap! You are, flying off a cliff! |
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I hope, you are, wearing your seatbelt! |
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Oh and he's not wearing his seatbelt |
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I guess he didn't like how it felt |
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Now he's broken his manly legs |
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Max, hope you won't repeat the same mistakes |
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MAX! |