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There was this one time not too long ago |
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I saw this one girl that made my heart explode |
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She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho |
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If I made her my girl, my life would be whole |
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I've never spoken to her, not even a word |
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I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd |
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But believe me |
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I've tried, but to no avail |
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When I flirt with girls, |
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I always fail |
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Boxman, Boxman, |
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Boxman can't get a girlfriend |
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He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend |
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It's about time that |
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I face my fears |
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Or I'll regret this for years and years |
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Man, I'm so nervous, |
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I think I might hurl... |
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Hey there |
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Boxman, my name is pretty girl |
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Oh wait, I'm sorry, |
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I'm not good at this ... |
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You smell that? it smells like piss |
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Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee |
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Will you please go on a date with me? |
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Boxman, Boxman, |
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Boxman just got a girlfriend |
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Even after pissing his pants, |
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Boxman just got a girlfriend |
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Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot |
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You know that kinda thing will get you shot |
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Humans and boxes just don't intertwine |
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I could have you arrested for this crime |
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What's wrong with you man? |
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It's the 21st century |
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Why you gotta go and act so elementary |
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I'm human inside, although it doesn't show |
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Come on baby, lets go |
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I'm not gonna let people bring me down |
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Now that's just something that |
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I won't allow |
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I taught myself that |
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I should just walk away |
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But then I always throw boiling water in their face |
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If there's something that |
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I've learned from all this |
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It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates |
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But sticking together through thick and thin |
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And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him |
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Boxman, Boxman, |
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Boxman has got a girlfriend |
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He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend |
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Boxman, Boxman, |
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Boxman has got a girlfriend |
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Boxman, Boxman, |
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Boxman has got a boyfriend? |