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My name is boxman, |
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I'm runnin for pres |
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I know I'm gonna win cause |
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I'm better than the rest |
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I'm here to fix the |
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U.S. so don't get stressed |
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And I'm the best dressed, but |
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I digress |
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The North to the |
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South to the |
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East to the |
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West America will look like less of a mess |
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McCain's not the best, |
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I must confess |
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Now let me try to express my detest 1 |
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He's bald and stanky 2 |
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He's old and cranky 3 |
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He's got hair on his back 4 |
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He smokes a lot of crack |
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As you can see, |
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John McCain is a joke |
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He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke |
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The other candidates will feel the pain |
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When I blaze the trail with my campaign |
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Boxman is runnin for president |
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Boxman is the number one candidate |
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Boxman will give |
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McCain Chicken pox |
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Boxman is the only man in a box |
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Barack Obama's not the right choice either |
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If it was up to me you'd vote for neither |
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Both McCain and |
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Obama should get the axe |
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Just let me tell you these |
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Obama facts 1 |
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He's got a chubby belly 2 |
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His pits are really smelly 3 |
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Osama's his brother 4 |
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He slept with my mother |
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So please make the right choice and vote for me |
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You'll see |
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I'll fix the ' |
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E'conomy I guarantee health care would be free |
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And every day of your life would be filled with glee |
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Now let's talk about the war in |
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Iraq And how we're wasting our time with that crap |
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It'd be faster with my new policy |
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To just nuke each enemy country |
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Boxman is runnin for president |
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Boxman is the number one candidate |
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Boxman will steal |
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Obama's socks |
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Boxman is the only man in a box |
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Let's stop wasting money on education |
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And quit spending cash on transportation |
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Let's focus on something for the population |
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Like the eradication of constipation |
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So when it comes time for you to choose |
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Which candidate will wear the president's shoes |
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You'll vote for me and |
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I'll tell you why |
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Cause my vice president is this guy |
