| 歌曲 | Boxman 2.0 |
| 歌手 | Smosh |
| 专辑 | If Music Were Real |
| Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day | |
| The wind blows | |
| I return a man's toupé | |
| I hold the door open for the man and his wife | |
| Blue skies are the best time of my life- (-GODDAMMIT BOXMAN! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING YOUR STUPID GIRLY SONG! SING SONETHING, BETTER!) | |
| I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but | |
| Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt | |
| By the way, saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's | |
| OK Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay | |
| No, that's not me now, | |
| I'm Boxman version two | |
| Out with the old box, in with the new | |
| Don't expect a dance from me that's so overplayed | |
| Boxman Dance time won't get me laid | |
| Uh uh The old me would be polite and hold open doors | |
| Not the new me, | |
| I'll walk past 'cause | |
| I'm hardcore | |
| Hand me that paper, no | |
| I won't say please | |
| Because I'm a | |
| BAMF like | |
| Sue from Glee | |
| Which gang should | |
| I join? The | |
| Bloods or the | |
| Crips? Why not combine the two? | |
| Purple is hip (Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination) | |
| Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation | |
| He's a Boxman version two | |
| Everything you knew about him's now untrue | |
| He's a Boxman two point oh | |
| He's really badass like | |
| G.I. Joe He's a | |
| Boxman in a gang | |
| They make him do things that are insane | |
| He's a Boxman as you can see | |
| Breaking that table was really mean | |
| So maybe gang life ain't all it's cracked up to be | |
| Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain't for me | |
| Oops Forgot to wear my undies | |
| They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me | |
| Stop, everybody put your hands in the air | |
| There's a gang affair going on in here, | |
| I'm aware | |
| Holy fucking shit, | |
| I'm fucking out of here, man | |
| I had nothing to do with any of their plans | |
| Whoa, oh my | |
| God, dude, what the hell is all this? | |
| Gangs play | |
| Pokemon? You can't be serious | |
| Hey, is that a | |
| Snorlax? that card is super cool | |
| I'll trade you for my | |
| Squirtle, | |
| Mewtwo, and | |
| Tentacruel | |
| Now I'm a box living in a box on the street | |
| All 'cause | |
| I wanted street cred from the industry | |
| I don't care if people don't like what they see | |
| If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree | |
| He's a Boxman version two | |
| Everything you knew about him's now untrue | |
| He's a Boxman two point oh | |
| He really really likes that | |
| Cosby Show! | |
| He's a Boxman acts like himself now | |
| Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd | |
| He's a Boxman now he's cleaner | |
| But if you're a prick he'll kick you in the wiener! |
| Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day | |
| The wind blows | |
| I return a man' s toupé | |
| I hold the door open for the man and his wife | |
| Blue skies are the best time of my life GODDAMMIT BOXMAN! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING YOUR STUPID GIRLY SONG! SING SONETHING, BETTER! | |
| I' m a nice guy and get nothing in return but | |
| Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt | |
| By the way, saying " Good game" doesn' t mean it' s | |
| OK Guy on guy butt slapping' s really gay | |
| No, that' s not me now, | |
| I' m Boxman version two | |
| Out with the old box, in with the new | |
| Don' t expect a dance from me that' s so overplayed | |
| Boxman Dance time won' t get me laid | |
| Uh uh The old me would be polite and hold open doors | |
| Not the new me, | |
| I' ll walk past ' cause | |
| I' m hardcore | |
| Hand me that paper, no | |
| I won' t say please | |
| Because I' m a | |
| BAMF like | |
| Sue from Glee | |
| Which gang should | |
| I join? The | |
| Bloods or the | |
| Crips? Why not combine the two? | |
| Purple is hip Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination | |
| Let' s see that dinosaur' s gang operation | |
| He' s a Boxman version two | |
| Everything you knew about him' s now untrue | |
| He' s a Boxman two point oh | |
| He' s really badass like | |
| G. I. Joe He' s a | |
| Boxman in a gang | |
| They make him do things that are insane | |
| He' s a Boxman as you can see | |
| Breaking that table was really mean | |
| So maybe gang life ain' t all it' s cracked up to be | |
| Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain' t for me | |
| Oops Forgot to wear my undies | |
| They all saw my boxbutt and made fun of me | |
| Stop, everybody put your hands in the air | |
| There' s a gang affair going on in here, | |
| I' m aware | |
| Holy fucking shit, | |
| I' m fucking out of here, man | |
| I had nothing to do with any of their plans | |
| Whoa, oh my | |
| God, dude, what the hell is all this? | |
| Gangs play | |
| Pokemon? You can' t be serious | |
| Hey, is that a | |
| Snorlax? that card is super cool | |
| I' ll trade you for my | |
| Squirtle, | |
| Mewtwo, and | |
| Tentacruel | |
| Now I' m a box living in a box on the street | |
| All ' cause | |
| I wanted street cred from the industry | |
| I don' t care if people don' t like what they see | |
| If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree | |
| He' s a Boxman version two | |
| Everything you knew about him' s now untrue | |
| He' s a Boxman two point oh | |
| He really really likes that | |
| Cosby Show! | |
| He' s a Boxman acts like himself now | |
| Doesn' t try to act like the rest of the crowd | |
| He' s a Boxman now he' s cleaner | |
| But if you' re a prick he' ll kick you in the wiener! |