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Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park |
| [00:05] |
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper |
| [00:11] |
Sleeps in a hole in the road |
| [00:16] |
Saving up to buy some clothes |
| [00:21] |
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose |
| [00:25] |
Such a mean old man |
| [00:30] |
Such a mean old man |
| [00:35] |
His sister Pam works in a shop |
| [00:38] |
She never stops, shes a go-getter |
| [00:45] |
Takes him out to look at the queen |
| [00:49] |
Only place that he's ever been |
| [00:54] |
Always shouts out something obscene |
| [00:58] |
Such a dirty old man |
| [01:03] |
dirty old man |
