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Joker James, you did it again, caused somebody pain |
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You lived up to your name, Jimmy, Joker James |
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Sally was a stamp collector, pretty little girl |
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One day she dated James, bringing love into her world |
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A tense romantic moment as they sat down on the couch |
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The whoopee cushion roared and I'm afraid it's over now |
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(He's a joker...) |
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Joker James, you did it again, caused somebody pain |
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You lived up to your name, didn't you, Joker James |
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Lucy was a cool one, always got her high |
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Then she dated James and true love took her higher |
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The jester had suggested a new way to get stoned |
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Put itching powder down her neck and now she's all alone |
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Joker James, you did it again, caused somebody pain |
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You lived up to your name, didn't you, Joker James |
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Sense of humor cannot woo her |
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You just threw another wheeze her way |
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Wizard pranks won't get you thanks |
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You just threw another love away |
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Alice was a different kettle, always wore a smile |
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Her skin felt like heaven and laughter all the while |
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Her sense of humor throws him and deep in love he falls |
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But when he tries to sign the paper the rubber pencil falls |
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(He's a joker...) |
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Joker James, you're not to blame, the joke's on you, now you're blue |
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It's such a shame, but that's the game, Joker James |
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Joker James, you did it again, caused somebody pain |
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You lived up to your name, Jimmy, Joker James |
